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[Kyzon]

That alpha footage killed me with the skype and facebook message. I checked my laptop, my other laptop, my phone, and my ipad to see if someone messaged me on skype or facebook.

 

[NIN90]

This looks like all the other consolized goat simulators. Pass.

 

[muffs92]

This developer of this is also in an amazing electro-dub-metal band

I present to you: The Algorithm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJwNfRaPp08

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Google reaching for any connection in its ads based on page content and it found this

Don't overlook this market and its potential expansion content possibilities, Coffee Stain Studios!

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Thank you goat god.

 

[OldAsUrSock]

Meh

Spoiler

is the sound a goat makes.

I beg to differ.

 

[Messofanego]

I beg to differ.

The GOAT music video

 

[amdnv]

Wait, is this actually real, will this be released? Because it looks like a lot of fun, and I'd love to buy this.

 

[Atomski]

There better be a button to make goat screams.

 

[Kinky John]

What's a game with similar system requirements, I can't find out if my laptop will run this. But I have to play it.

I haven't seen any info about system requirements.

 

[Gangxxter]

That's the game I've been waiting for!

 

[Alista]

This kind of wacky thing is what makes gaming great. Something for everyone, and I'm looking forward to the insanity of being a goat.

Reminds me of the zaniness of Jeff Minter. Now I'm off to find an emulated version of Ancipital and get a heads up playing as a goat again before this launches.

 

[SgtCobra]

Finally, the HD Spyro game we've been waiting for. Will buy this, hard.

 

[kick51]

I haven't seen any info about system requirements.

Probably need a $5000 PC


Sales of $5000 PCs are going to jump exponentially

 

[Arkos]

I haven't seen any info about system requirements.

Arrgh I can't stand getting my hopes up. Oh well, new rig it is.

 

[Mr. Poolman]

Oh my goat! yes!

 

[The Goat]

This game was made for me! Wow. Can't wait!

 

[Rentahamster]

Hopefully they offer some awesome Taylor Swift DLC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB_qy53teeE

 

[dark_inferno]

Hopefully they offer some awesome Taylor Swift DLC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB_qy53teeE

And then we get some Bieber DLC : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICSNwfCXLA8

 

[Doomshroom]

Anyone know what music is playing in the trailer?

 

[Kinky John]

Disclaimer

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

FAQ

FAQ:
Q: bro are u srs

A: Yes.


Q: When is the release date?

A: We don’t have an exact release date yet, all we have for now is Spring 2014. However, when we have an exact release date, we’ll announce it and post it here!


Q: Will there be multiplayer?

A: Sadly no, Goat Simulator is a very physics-heavy game, and that wouldn’t synchronise well in multiplayer.


Q: Mac/Linux?

A: We don’t have any plans for Mac/Linux support at this time, but if it’s requested a lot, we might add it after release.


Q: I have an idea! Add open world and police and animal control and spaceships…

A: Goat simulator was made as a small game jam game and that’s how we want to keep it. We will polish the game up (but keep the funny bugs of course!), but we want to keep the core gameplay small and silly. Hopefully the game can make you laugh for an hour or something. We are, however, working on Steam Workshop support so people can edit in their own levels in the game!

 

[elhav]

Why am I actually interested in this lol

This game was made for me! Wow. Can't wait!

Oh wow

 

[Ferrio]

Won't purchase unless there is occulus rift support.

 

[Soi-Fong]

WTF...? I NEED THIS!!

 

[jakomocha]

After finishing the trailer, I watched it again. And again.

Spoiler

And again.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

YES! GTA WITH GOA-

Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats.

Aw.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

YES.

 

[diggmcbadass]

I don't like goats very much.

 

[docbon]

i want the last 4 seconds to be transformed into a full track of trap music

 

[djtiesto]

Looks fucking awesome, more animal simulators please.

 

[Kinky John]

Just in case anyone wasn't sure - this isn't going to be an early access game on Steam. When it's released it's going to be the "Game".

Looks fucking awesome

It's probably going to be kinda shit though, let's face it. I think that's why the dev put that disclaimer up a few hours after it went up for sale - some people are getting carried away!

 

[Messofanego]

Just in case anyone wasn't sure - this isn't going to be an early access game on Steam. When it's released it's going to be the "Game".

As long as it's not as bad as A Dog's Life.

 

[Kinky John]

That actually looks quite neat. I might start a Twitter campaign to get that ported to PC.

 

[Nuklear]

Good lord... lol.

 

[Kinky John]

Blog update. Nothing major: http://coffeestainstudios.com/blog/goat-simulator-goat-simulator#.UvzsR0pFDQc

 

[kick51]

Q: I have an idea! Add open world and police and animal control and spaceships…

A: Goat simulator was made as a small game jam game and that’s how we want to keep it. We will polish the game up (but keep the funny bugs of course!), but we want to keep the core gameplay small and silly. Hopefully the game can make you laugh for an hour or something. We are, however, working on Steam Workshop support so people can edit in their own levels in the game!

not ambitious at all

could've been great--

 

[Kinky John]

Release date: 1st of April

Steam support is probably the most defining and important part of Goat Simulator, it means that we can add Steam Workshop, and let players not only make their own goat, but also their own levels, props, missions, and more. People are going to make levels filled with 10 000 explosive canisters, headbutt them with a goat, and make the game crash. And that will be glorious.

http://gamasutra.com/blogs/ArminIbr...t_Simulator_really_did_become_our_next_IP.php

 

[kick51]

Goats are the only animals with an innate sense of democracy. That’s why they're called "Nature's President."

 

[Tempy]

Making it easy to mod for will produce some glorious results I bet.

 

[Messofanego]

Goat Simulator: THE CREATOR SPEAKS (Rev3Games)

"It's inspired from old school skating games, except instead of a skater, you're goat, and instead of doing tricks, you make people angry."

It will use Steam Workshop

Release date: April 1st

 

[Coreda]

I haven't seen any info about system requirements.

Needs much RAM

 

[Twilight Gap]

i want this game

 

[Graphics Horse]

Needs much RAM

Are you kidding?

 

[Wolff]

GOATY 2014. Day 1 buy.

 

[tiltnkirby]

I think the only thing that would make this even better is if the goat tower was included as well.

 

[Fotos]

That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen...ever.

 

[Arkos]

Release date April 1st, bravo

 

[Vaalsaent]

The real joke is that I will totally pay real money-dollars for this.

 

[Kinky John]

Goat Simulator Official Launch Trailer

 

[SturokBGD]

Goat Simulator Official Launch Trailer

Riffing on the Dead Island trailer, lmao.