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Going for the first time to Taco Bell

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Every time I order some tacos, they're always fucking cold. That's why I hardly go there. I also get heartburn like 80% of the time.
 
NeoUltima said:
Grilled stuffed burritos are delicious but like the unhealthiest item in fast food.
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If you're going to taco bell for a grilled stuff, you might as well go to Chipotle's. The price difference isn't much at that point.
 
GET THE MEXIMELT!

It's the hidden unknown gem of Taco Bell's menu. They never advertise it, but it's the best thing on there. Most people don't even know of its existence. Mmm... ground beef, dripping melted cheese, tomato, onion, cilantro... delicious! It's even one of the cheaper options on the menu, and it's not a gigantic serving portion so you can snag one along with a few other things to try.

Thank me later.

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Edit: Apparently nobody else in this thread has tried a Meximelt, thus proving my point. All of you go eat one right now! They're amazing; Taco Bell's best kept secret. I just can't help writing more. It's a nice soft flour tortilla... like they use for their soft tacos, slightly puffy and not as flat as they one they use for their burritos. Then they pop it inside that little grill thing they have for a few seconds; just long enough for the contents to melt together, but not to the point where the tortilla crisps at all. Pop that sucker into your mouth and mmm, heaven.
 
Does anyone remember the cheese fries they used to have? (this was back in about 1995 ish) I stopped going for a long time after they discontinued those. They were godly. Now when I go, sometimes I'll just get the 10 for 10 or a couple chalupas. I never have any bathroom issues though, maybe it depends on the person?
 
Devolution said:
Didn't want to read the whole thread, did OP get diarrhea?
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Going tomorrow at noon. I'll be sure to post an update. :p

richiek said:
Go to Chipotle's instead.
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It's the only Taco Bell in a 300 km radius, there's certainly no Chipotle's around.
 
Giard said:
Going tomorrow at noon. I'll be sure to post an update. :p



It's the only Taco Bell in a 300 km radius, there's certainly no Chipotle's around.
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For the love of god, you still have time man! Choose a Meximelt!
 
Clydefrog said:
Why so many of you not like tomatoes?
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Raw tomatoes are disgusting. They either come sliced into slimy discs, or as little gelatinous cubes. Regardless of shape, they always taste like wet earth. Fuck raw tomatoes.
 
Vilam said:
For the love of god, you still have time man! Choose a Meximelt!
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Gonna be a game-time decision. The Crunchwrap Supreme, Cheese Gordita Crunch and Meximelt all seem nice.

Gouty said:
Raw tomatoes are disgusting. They either come sliced into slimy discs, or as little gelatinous cubes. Regardless of shape, they always taste like wet earth. Fuck raw tomatoes.
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You've tasted some pretty shitty tomatoes.
 
Don't get that layered burrito with the hot fritos on it. Remember the story about the guy that was ready to shoot people because he couldn't buy seven of them? Well, I decided to try one of those burritos, after reading that story, just to see just how damn good it was.

Well it sucked ass.

The only person I wanted to shoot was myself for wasting money on that garbage.
 
Bread said:
Don't bother, it's always the most disappointing food to eat, it sounds so good yet it never delivers.
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You're thinking of Domino's and Burger King.

My favorite is the #6 meal, 2 chalupas and a taco. One chalupa baja steak, the other supreme beef. Best of both worlds. Hot sauce on the taco.
 
Gouty said:
Raw tomatoes are disgusting. They either come sliced into slimy discs, or as little gelatinous cubes. Regardless of shape, they always taste like wet earth. Fuck raw tomatoes.
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What the fuck kind of tomatoes are you eating.
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Ive been to taco bell only a couple of times. I still have yet to have a good meal. The last time I ate there late last year it was awful. The meat looks the same as when my dog eats it's shit and some twigs then pukes it up.

Make sure you Grab tons of the hot sauce. It's the best part of taco bell.
 
Bboy AJ said:
Just get a $5 box. You'll get to try a good portion of the menu with that. And get a Baja blast to drink.
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Yes!

One of the only U.S. deals that makes it to Canada. I started going to Taco Bell recently just because I prefer the $5 box over an $8 Big Mac combo.
 
Vilam said:
GET THE MEXIMELT!

It's the hidden unknown gem of Taco Bell's menu. They never advertise it, but it's the best thing on there. Most people don't even know of its existence. Mmm... ground beef, dripping melted cheese, tomato, onion, cilantro... delicious! It's even one of the cheaper options on the menu, and it's not a gigantic serving portion so you can snag one along with a few other things to try.

Thank me later.

3267691225_87e49c3ee0.jpg


Edit: Apparently nobody else in this thread has tried a Meximelt, thus proving my point. All of you go eat one right now! They're amazing; Taco Bell's best kept secret. I just can't help writing more. It's a nice soft flour tortilla... like they use for their soft tacos, slightly puffy and not as flat as they one they use for their burritos. Then they pop it inside that little grill thing they have for a few seconds; just long enough for the contents to melt together, but not to the point where the tortilla crisps at all. Pop that sucker into your mouth and mmm, heaven.
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I can vouch for this. Meximelts are amazing. I get one every time I go to Taco Bell.
 
Vilam said:
GET THE MEXIMELT!

It's the hidden unknown gem of Taco Bell's menu. They never advertise it, but it's the best.
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Ok. Your pictures and enthusiasm have convinced me. I'll try one tonight. Hold the gelatinous cubes of course.
 
Giard said:
Going tomorrow at noon. I'll be sure to post an update. :p



It's the only Taco Bell in a 300 km radius, there's certainly no Chipotle's around.
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OP, you still have time, don't go!!!!!

It's better off being a Taco Bell virgin for the rest of your life
 
Everywhere I've lived, even in buttfuck nowhere southern Indiana, it's been possible to get good, fast, cheap Mexican food from a non-chain place. I don't know why Taco Bell exists.
 
chaostrophy said:
Everywhere I've lived, even in buttfuck nowhere southern Indiana, it's been possible to get good, fast, cheap Mexican food from a non-chain place. I don't know why Taco Bell exists.
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But the question is, were you able to get that food at 2AM?
 
i knew some guys in high school who ate there and died.

they were older guys, late 80s, and they were eaten by a pack of wolves, but still, taco bell.
 
chaostrophy said:
Everywhere I've lived, even in buttfuck nowhere southern Indiana, it's been possible to get good, fast, cheap Mexican food from a non-chain place. I don't know why Taco Bell exists.
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Taco Bell isn't mexican food. It's American fast food loosely based on tex-mex. They're very different and sometimes people crave one and not the other.
 
Bread said:
Don't bother, it's always the most disappointing food to eat, it sounds so good yet it never delivers.
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Which really pisses me off, frankly. Taco Bell is the one fast food place where everything they make should be really easy and consistent. I haven't had a quality Meximelt in months.
 
akachan ningen said:
Taco Bell isn't mexican food. It's American fast food loosely based on tex-mex. They're very different and sometimes people crave one and not the other.
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i hate these bland small-time mexican places with big piles of pukey refried beans and shitty unripened tomatoes far worse than i hate taco bell.
 
I'm actually going to try Chipotle for the first time tomorrow. What do you guys suggest? I eat "Mexican" type food like maybe one or twice a year if that.
 
I like spicy foods, and I found taco bell's spicy sauces far too soft, so remember to carry your pickled Habaneros
 
Steak quesadilla
Crunchwrap supreme (no sour cream, they just put too much)
Cheesy Gordita Crunch

and if they stilll got them...

Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes.
 
Rygar 8 Bit said:
all of it is awesome you can close your eyes and randomly choose something and youll most likely like it
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That's because all of the ingredients are the same. At Taco Bell, you don't get new tacos/burritos you get remixed ones.
 
Spicy chicken crunchwrap was the shit, too bad they don't have it anymore. Crunchwraps aren't too crunchy anymore, now that I think of it. Every time I get one it's soggy as shit.
 
Verano said:
Pollo Loco is the only decent "authentic" mexican fast food restaurant...
Pollo Bowl is orgasmic.
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It's all chicken. No beef. No pork. How's that "authentic?"

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Most stuff including tortillas, salsas, and pico de gallo is made from scratch, and made fresh on site. Open 24 hrs in most locations. Mexican beers and margaritas available at most locations. Delicious breakfast tacos/burritos too.

Over 150 locations in Texas, Oklahoma, and New Mexico.
 
Pristine_Condition said:
It's all chicken. No beef. No pork. How's that "authentic?"

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Most stuff including tortillas, salsas, and pico de gallo is made from scratch, and made fresh on site. Open 24 hrs in most locations. Mexican beers and margaritas available at most locations. Delicious breakfast tacos/burritos too.

Over 150 locations in Texas, Oklahoma, and New Mexico.
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Taco Cabana is pretty good. Their breakfast is kinda junk though, and their combo plates all suck thanks to their terrible beans.

That said a couple of soft chicken tacos=nomnomnom.
 
All that beef and cheese is more likely to lead to constipation, rather than diarrhea. Something like chipotle, where you've got actual peppers in the salsa, is harder on your gut than taco bell.


Everywhere I've lived, even in buttfuck nowhere southern Indiana, it's been possible to get good, fast, cheap Mexican food from a non-chain place. I don't know why Taco Bell exists.
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do they have volcano tacos or meximelts?

i like real mexican food as much as the next guy, but sometimes I crave Taco Bell's style of food.
 
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