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[ChryZ]

With the year of rooster coming up, Chinese entrepreneurs are finding inspiration in Donald Trump as they make chicken-like toys and sculptures to lure customers.

A shopping mall in Taiyuan, Shanxi province, has erected a giant rooster sculpture that has Trump’s signature hairstyle, facial expression and hand gestures.

source: http://www.scmp.com/news/china/soci...ump-rooster-statues-become-icons-around-china


Ruin my brand if old.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Definitely not size accurate.

 

[Mortemis]

OP, you ruined your own title with the parentheses. Either go all in or don't go

Anyways, can't wait for the inevitable tweet from Trump, unless I missed it

 

[Amalthea]

Definitely not size accurate.

He'd have kiwi wings if he were a bird.

 

[ginger ninja]

Yes. I hope this becomes widespread and trumo whines about it on twitter. The best way to give Trump the finger is to piss him off because then he overreactes and does something even more stupid.

Its like annoying that little asshole kid in school who can't fight you physically because the teacher is around so you two resort to name-calling. This asshole kid just seems to have the nuclear football.

 

[Filth]

He'd have kiwi wings if he were a bird.

He was talking about........ ehhhhhh nm.

 

[xxracerxx]

Thank god Photoshop was still open with my last one.

 

[Derwind]

Niiiice.....

Edit; Might need to make this my avatar, if that's cool with you.

 

[SpaceCadetKeon]

Thank god Photoshop was still open with my last one.

Thread delivers.

 

[EvetS]

Definitely not size accurate.

Yup, hands are too big.

 

[Professor Lich]

I like how it looks like the platform the statue is standing on is trash, or at least filled with it.

 

[kittenbreath]

There's an equal chance that either Trump takes this as a compliment, or he declares war on China

 

[SiteSeer]

the chin ... i can't. rofl.

 

[ChryZ]

OP, you ruined your own title with the parentheses. Either go all in or don't go

Sorry for chicken out

 

[Tcab96]

I'm disappointed in you, OP. Should've went all in on your title.

 

[capitalCORN]

There's an equal chance that either Trump takes this as a compliment, or he declares war on China

When CHINA has a better sense of humour than you...

 

[KingSnake]

The wings are too big.

 

[weepingangelz]

Sorry for chicken out

boo

 

[ChryZ]

Thank god Photoshop was still open with my last one.

OMG, I'm dying here XD

 

[Amalthea]

He was talking about........ ehhhhhh nm.

Guess I choked on that one, huh?

 

[Mimosa97]

Could have been one of the top 5 titles of the year. What a waste.

 

[massoluk]

He's a chicken, I tell you. A giant chicken

 

[Zips]

Would be much better if it was made to intentionally mock Trump.

Reading the article, it sounds more like the rationale would only fuel Trump's ego.

The portrait should be repainted using this for the head still. Photoshop hints at the greatness the actual painting would be.

 

[Krixeus]

Thank god Photoshop was still open with my last one.

Make America nugget again.

 

[Stasis]

Thank god Photoshop was still open with my last one.

Oh man.

LOL.

Pls go post this everywhere Trump supporters reside.

 

[Trouble]

Thank god Photoshop was still open with my last one.

 

[joe2187]

He's a chicken, I tell you. A giant chicken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45bUOIK2cAo

 

[Amalthea]

They should make them as stress balls and punching bags.

 

[triplestation]

Now that's big league

Spoiler

NOT

 

[Replicant]

Not sure if I should laugh or be horrified that he's been turned into a tourist attraction.

 

[Jamie OD]

They have him doing the finger ring and everything.

 

[ChryZ]

I love how the wattle looks like one of his red ties AND a ballsack.

 

[Any Questions]

the chin ... i can't. rofl.

I can't unsee

 

[eddievanclaylen]

Oh man I can't wait to have a little trump cock on my computer desk

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Thank god Photoshop was still open with my last one.

....

I may make that my new avatar.

 

[Sevenfold]

 

[Darksol]

Those are Putin's balls dangling from his mouth.

 

[Calm Mind]

I never realized how uncanny the similarities are between Donald Trump and Foghorn Leghorn until now.

 

[meppi]

Jina don't care.

 

[Sevenfold]

I never realized how uncanny the similarities are between Donald Trump and Foghorn Leghorn until now.

One major difference...

 

[Daigoro]

an insult to cocks imo

 

[so1337]

They have him doing the finger ring and everything.

Haha. Nice, I didn't even notice.

 

[bobbytkc]

damn. thats a good statue.

 

[Calm Mind]

One major difference...

Propaganda.

 

[Citizen_Insane]

Thank god Photoshop was still open with my last one.

amazing

 

[Fuzzy]

Not orange enough.

 

[Lord Frieza]

There's an equal chance that either Trump takes this as a compliment, or he declares war on China

I mean, he's more or less setting the groundwork for a trade war with China as is, so it's already coming.

 

[FF Seraphim]

Thank god Photoshop was still open with my last one.

Bahahahahahahaha this thread deliveries

 

[Peter Ian Staker]

 

[Neoriceisgood]

What does the cock say?

Spoiler

Cuck.