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[knicks]

There is no way this is true.......maybe this is like the strangest top searches for each state.

 

[Effnine]

Yet you didn't highlight Justin Bieber?

That's Canada's shame to bear ...

 

[terrisus]

I'm pretty sure I contributed to Texas' unique search. I was trying to learn the difference between oral herpes and the canker sores I get in my mouth and if they are related. Other than using google how else would I find out this info?

Going to a doctor?

 

[Kimawolf]

Wow, Texas is the gift that keeps on giving. What is with their extremely specific searches?



I have got to know the story behind that one.

How to sell your soul to the devil. Rick Perry's attempt to become president again.

 

[Wilsongt]

Why am I not surprised at all that the reddest of red states' top search is Benghazibenghazibenghazi?

 

[terrisus]

There is no way this is true.......maybe this is like the strangest top searches for each state.

It's based off an arbitrary list of search terms that particular website selected to check, not out of all possible searches.

 

[Suite Pee]

When stuff like this makes it to normal people, it's hard to explain to them that it's the most unique searches by state.

I'm referring to that thing about musical taste by state where many people thought that Jack Johnson was the #1 WI artist. I hope people don't think of WI as obsessed with log rolling.

 

[User 100115]

Some weird New Mexican's using google. I thought we were born knowning how to make frito pie.

Also, Juggalos? Really guys?

 

[Ryaaan14]

Maine knows what's up.

lol way to go Illinois. Sheesh.

 

[B.O.O.M]

haha oh Oregon!

and damn I'm moving to Texas in a few months too 0_o

 

[MrCunningham]

I've never seen so many possible jokes present in a single image...

some of my favorites:

Massachusetts: Canadian Men, Lonely women looking north of the boarder?
Alaska: Mail Order Brides, Lonely men with money looking anywhere.
New York: Sniffing Glue , Not sure what to say...
Nevada: Tattoo Removal, So many drug and alcohol fueled mistakes made in Vegas.
New Mexico: UFO's, well what else would you look up on the net?
Delaware: Delaware (repost Wayne's World joke)
Montana: Meth... Meth? Meth.
North Dakota and South Dakota: Curling and Nickelback, they want to be part of Canada?

The Herpes and Hoof and Mouth Disease ones are pretty freaky...

 

[TylerD]

South Dakota loves them some Nickleback.

 

[Tenumi]

MICHIGAN: Knock-Knock Jokes / Little Caesars / Omelette / Taco Bell / Topless Bar / Where do babies come from?

Well no wonder our population went down in the 2010 census...

 

[huxley00]

Is this information even really accurate? I know its "trending" but I guess I wouldn't put any credence in this unless Google themselves published the data.

 

[Hi i'm Caleb]

Texas...smh

 

[Husker86]

DELAWARE: Delaware, Joe Biden, What Is Delaware?

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Brakke]

MISSOURI: Family Circus (comic) / Nelly (rapper)

wassup St. Louis

 

[WrenchNinja]

The fuck? Thumb wrestling?

 

[Settin]

New Mexico isn't that surprising with Roswell and White Sands. I bet all of the UFO tourists are causing that.

 

[User 100115]

New Mexico isn't that surprising with Roswell and White Sands. I bet all of the UFO tourists are causing that.

It's gotta be tourists because I know people around Roswell are pretty much sick to death of it (unless they own a business, then they slap on a smile and talk about all the UFOs they've seen)

 

[Ashodin]

YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

 

[ShironRedshift]

Well no wonder our population went down in the 2010 census...

Dammit Michigan... Sounds like we need to take a page from Utah's book.

 

[GungHo]

What is the state with "racist jokes"?

I hate Illinois Nazis.

 

[cajunator]

Golden girls? Lol

 

[perfectchaos007]

Going to a doctor?

I'm an American so that would make me go broke. I have a $7000 deductable with a $400 monthly premium (catastrophic insurance basically). That doctors visit would be an insane amount out of pocket. WebMD and google is the doctor for many Americans.

 

[Spinluck]

People are weird.

 

[royalan]

NAWT Georgia with "Butt Implants"

And you know the searching is all concentrated in the Atlanta area.

 

[terrisus]

I'm an American so that would make me go broke. I have a $7000 deductable with a $400 monthly premium (catastrophic insurance basically).

Geeze. For around $350 per month for me+1, I had a $500 deductable and a $2500 out-of-pocket max. (Also in America)

 

[Boudica]

Canadian Men eh? I might look into quenching that Massachusetts thirst.

Why is Oregon looking for Allah? lol

 

[perfectchaos007]

Geeze. For around $350 per month for me+1, I had a $500 deductable and a $2500 out-of-pocket max. (Also in America)

Blue Cross Blue Shield sucks. I need to look into that Obamacare to see whats up with that.

 

[Boudica]

I'm an American so that would make me go broke. I have a $7000 deductable with a $400 monthly premium (catastrophic insurance basically). That doctors visit would be an insane amount out of pocket. WebMD and google is the doctor for many Americans.

So is this like car insurance where the cost up to the deductible is paid by YOU?

 

[terrisus]

Blue Cross Blue Shield sucks. I need to look into that Obamacare to see whats up with that.

Mine was United Healthcare, through my job.

On Obamacare now, no monthly premiums (hey, at least one benefit of being poor I guess).

 

[thekonamicode]

Golden girls? Lol

For anyone wondering, the dancing squad for LSU football is called the "Golden Girls".

 

[huxley00]

For anyone wondering, the dancing squad for LSU football is called the "Golden Girls".

Holy moly...context really IS everything

 

[terrisus]

For anyone wondering, the dancing squad for LSU football is called the "Golden Girls".

Holy moly...context really IS everything

Searching for "golden girls naked" could produce an interesting mix of results I would imagine...

 

[Deleted member 102362]

The fuck? Thumb wrestling?

Why the fuck is my state looking up thumb wrestling?

Maybe the better question is, why am I not?

 

[Chris R]

Utah and Oklahoma have me cracking up.

 

[BinaryPork2737]

Well, I can't disagree with my state, Hasselhoff is pretty cool.

Delaware is self centered as usual

 

[adj_noun]

Unicorn tattoo?

 

[Phocks]

Everything needs to be shipped up to Alaska including wives I guess...

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I have no idea why other Marylanders are obsessed with David Hasselhoff, but that's a hell of a lot better than Nickelback so I'll take it.

 

[FStop7]

I don't believe this.

 

[huxley00]

Searching for "golden girls naked" could produce an interesting mix of results I would imagine...

Like playing with internet fire!

 

[wildfire]

MA: Canadian Men

For anyone wondering, the dancing squad for LSU football is called the "Golden Girls".

Thank you for clearing that up. Their officially not as quirky as Tennessee.

 

[wildfire]

Definitely worth to check out the link.

California: What does Siri look like?

I lol'ed

Listen to this man people!

Bail Money / Bed Bugs / Bill Maher (comedian) / Darwinism / Fur Coats / George Michael (singer) / Hangover Remedy / Marrying Cousin / Propecia / Sniffing Glue

I'm now going to be guessing which of my neighbors would search for this *face palm*

 

[Kurdel]

Utah Mormon's trying to figure out how to make all their wives work together?

 

[GPsych]

I love how Texas has "Purple Drank." Not "Purple Drink," but "Purple Drank." Fantastic.

 

[Dishwalla]

For anyone wondering, the dancing squad for LSU football is called the "Golden Girls".

I'd search for that.

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

This has to be bull. Nobody googles "Meat is Murder". And Hasselhoff from Maryland? Doubtful.

Really, the top google search is probably "Justin Bieber" or some shit like that. Florida's top search is Mazda Miata and not Lebron James? Riiiight.

Has to be the Smith's song people are googling.

 

[ChrisD]

Texas...

I uh.. Uh..

I don't really know how to explain that one.