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[sangreal]

Why does someone always claim that foods they don't like cause diarrhea? Does everyone in America have an exploding asshole except me?

I think he meant it tastes like diarrhea. Otherwise some lactaid is probably in order. I've noticed the same thing as you though. I love spicy food and every time I order it people are like OMG the bathroom leaving me with a ??? look on my face.

 

[Mudkips]

You can never have too much cheese.

 

[siddx]

Why does someone always claim that foods they don't like cause diarrhea? Does everyone in America have an exploding asshole except me?

Some people on gaf definitely seem to have the stomach of a 2 month old and an asshole made out of delicate flower petals. Reading some of the food threads you'd think some people have never eaten anything but freeze dried paste.

 

[Escape Goat]

Why does someone always claim that foods they don't like cause diarrhea? Does everyone in America have an exploding asshole except me?

Oh mr internet bowel movement tough guy. You make me weak in the knees.

 

[thesoapster]

Ironically my latest favorite pizza is more about really thin crust and great sauce with smaller amounts of cheese.

 

[sangreal]

Ironically my latest favorite pizza is more about really thin crust and great sauce with smaller amounts of cheese.

Domino's offers the option of a thin crust and light on the cheese as well

 

[S1lent]

Some people on gaf definitely seem to have the stomach of a 2 month old and an asshole made out of delicate flower petals. Reading some of the food threads you'd think some people have never eaten anything but freeze dried paste.

I hear that stuff outside of the internet too, especially with regard to Taco Bell. I've never gotten the shits from Taco Bell, yet it can nary be mentioned in a conversation without somebody making a diarrhea joke. :lol

 

[thesoapster]

Domino's offers the option of a thin crust and light on the cheese as well

Let me know when it's like this

 

[Escape Goat]

Let me know when it's like this

That looks like someone tried to make a pizza and failed.

 

[sangreal]

Let me know when it's like this

Whatever you order...

 

[BattleMonkey]

Why does someone always claim that foods they don't like cause diarrhea? Does everyone in America have an exploding asshole except me?

Gaf/Internet. Hyperbole land

 

[Aselith]

I hear that stuff outside of the internet too, especially with regard to Taco Bell. I've never gotten the shits from Taco Bell, yet it can nary be mentioned in a conversation without somebody making a diarrhea joke. :lol

Yeah, that's what I was refering to. Bunch of folks were going on and on about Grade D meat/diarrhea in a taco bell thread yesterday and I definitely hear it all the time outside Gaf too.

 

[SapientWolf]

Some people on gaf definitely seem to have the stomach of a 2 month old and an asshole made out of delicate flower petals. Reading some of the food threads you'd think some people have never eaten anything but freeze dried paste.

I remember that there was a whole thread about people shitting themselves.

Most chain pizza has fake cheese anyway, so the lactose intolerant have nothing to worry about.

 

[Narag]

Wouldn't touch domino's for years to being awful. I saw their campaign, gave them a shot, and was pleasantly surprised.

 

[Buckethead]

Their new 'za is like totally tubular bro.

 

[JayDubya]

Oh mr internet bowel movement tough guy. You make me weak in the sphincter.

Fixed.

 

[genjiZERO]

i've had a thing for Buffalo wing chicken pizza. Now if only Hooters would get to it I could die of coronary failure and be a happy man.

 

[Mister Zimbu]

Dominos used to be a 1/10. Now with their new recipe (e.g: putting 3 pounds of garlic salt in the dough), they've moved up to a 2. Congrats!

Really though, whichever chain starts making me my General Tso's pizza will move up to the top of the list pretty quickly.

 

[Duracelllll]

40% more cheese? Here in Australia they just added 40% more meat I think:

 

[Shard]

That looks like someone tried to make a pizza and failed.

That is Pizza Margherita, one of the oldest styles of making a Pizza, and damn delicious.

 

[jman2050]

Man am I glad we finally got some real pizza places where I live instead of having to eat this Imitation stuff all the time out of necessity. How can anyone choose to eat chain pizza if they have a choice?

 

[Cyan]

"P-I-Z-Z-A"

 

[turnbuckle]

BBQ chicken bacon pizza from dominoes is the shit now

This. I don't like much else from Dominos, but their BBQ chicken pizza is excellent.

 

[Ford Prefect]

I remember that there was a whole thread about people shitting themselves.

There's probably been 50+ whole threads about people shitting themselves. Remember, this is GAF.

 

[Metalic Sand]

40% more cheese? Here in Australia they just added 40% more meat I think:

Wow i wish we had that here.

 

[lightless_shado]

40% more cheese? Here in Australia they just added 40% more meat I think:

 

[trinest]

40% more cheese? Here in Australia they just added 40% more meat I think:

We had the 8 Meats ages ago but then they brought in the 7 meats and awhile later removed the 8 meats. Now its back? Cool.

 

[BattleMonkey]

That is Pizza Margherita, one of the oldest styles of making a Pizza, and damn delicious.

Yup it's damn delicious. Sadly the pizza in the pic does not look it at all.

 

[Salazar]

Using bacon, smoked bacon, and ham as three different meats is almost cheating.