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[Eusis]

So it's just Stuft Crust pizza, but with cheddar instead of mozzarella

Is it really cheddar though, or at least a reasonably good quality cheese, or is this basically American IE Kraft slices and Velvetta? The former could be good or at least a nice junky thing, while the latter would probably be kind of nauseating (and I say this as someone who likes Velvetta mac & cheese as a guilty pleasure every now and then!)

 

[Premium Quality]

I took a canon shot of the pizza when I had it.

That's my favorite POV porn fetish.

 

[nckillthegrimace]

I tried this tonight. What an abomination, one of the worst pizzas I've ever had. I don't think I've eaten anything that converts from food to concentrated regret so quickly.

The "magic" of the crust is some sort of processed orange cheese crap with a pizza crust wrapped around it. That's it. It's a downgrade from a normal stuffed crust in every possible way. You'd think there would be a crisp texture at least but no, it's soggy with grease and that's all you can taste. That and the discomforting texture of the "cheese."

Recommended only if your self esteem could use a good beating. Ugh.

I tried it last week. I don't agree with your assessment. The crust on mine was crisp, and the cheese product tasted and felt like the cheese from a grilled cheese. It also reheated well. I thought it tasted fine, but it's clearly one of the most hedonistic foods ever created. Consuming it is so obviously a sin that you should hide your head under a napkin when you eat it.

 

[FStop7]

I'm stupid and hungry. I'll try it and report back.

 

[Jobbs]

Goes well with this...

This triggers my trypophobia.

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

I tried this tonight. What an abomination, one of the worst pizzas I've ever had. I don't think I've eaten anything that converts from food to concentrated regret so quickly.

The "magic" of the crust is some sort of processed orange cheese crap with a pizza crust wrapped around it. That's it. It's a downgrade from a normal stuffed crust in every possible way. You'd think there would be a crisp texture at least but no, it's soggy with grease and that's all you can taste. That and the discomforting texture of the "cheese."

Recommended only if your self esteem could use a good beating. Ugh.

That's an pretty apt description of the slice I had a few minutes ago.

Is it really cheddar though, or at least a reasonably good quality cheese, or is this basically American IE Kraft slices and Velvetta? The former could be good or at least a nice junky thing, while the latter would probably be kind of nauseating (and I say this as someone who likes Velvetta mac & cheese as a guilty pleasure every now and then!)

It's not fake-tasting cheese like Kraft or Velveeta, but it's not exactly what I'd call high quality cheddar either.

Edit: Could everyone just stop quoting the hot dog pizza, please? D:

 

[nintendork666]

grilled cheese crust confirmed awesome

 

[FStop7]

I'm stupid and hungry. I'll try it and report back.

I tried it. It's cheddar without much flavor. On the whole the pizza wa ok but nothing worth getting a second time.

 

[WordAssassin]

I always ask myself how can anyone bother to buy Pizza Hut. One Pizza at minimum will be like $10. You can get two Little Cesar pizzas which taste better. Or better yet just yelp your closest local pizza shop and they'll most certainly have better deals. I literally stop my friends last time from ordering from there cause it would be too painful to see them waste so much money on some mediocre pizza.

So your friends had a craving for a food THEY like and YOU talked them out of it because YOU don't like it?

Get off your high horse dude, some people like the taste of shitty grease-sponge pizza. Sometimes you get a craving for a specific food and eating a "better" version of it isn't going to make a difference. You aren't craving the better version, you're craving that specific food.

 

[glaringradio]

So your friends had a craving for a food THEY like and YOU talked them out of it because YOU don't like it?

Get off your high horse dude, some people like the taste of shitty grease-sponge pizza. Sometimes you get a craving for a specific food and eating a "better" version of it isn't going to make a difference. You aren't craving the better version, you're craving that specific food.

How DARE you imply that tastebuds aren't unanimous! Monster!

 

[parrotbeak]

It's pretty good for fast food pizza. The bread crumps give it a nice texture. The cheese is a bit sharp cheddarish and it's not too oily. I wouldn't buy it again but I don't regret trying it.