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Grow-ers vs. Show-ers

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Naked Snake said:
Massive Grow-er here. And I often wish I was a Show-er. Or at least if I could get my dick erected at will, it loves to disobey my wishes, getting erect when I DON'T want it to, and vise versa.
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That's the fun of penises.

By fun I mean 'most annoying thing about'
 
RubxQub said:
Sometimes I get myself hard and as it's dying down I stand in front of the mirror thinking of how badass it'd be if it looked that way all the time.
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Fucking hell how did i miss this thread. IM NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD
:lol
 
I'm a 3-4x(might be more, probably not less. too lazy to check and it probably varies anyway) grower with a small(no srsly, I'm not just insecure) Hobo Jr.

I used to hate it, but I figure if I'm in a situation where a chick's going to see it, I'll probably be flying at at least half-mast. Unless I get stage fright, in which case her uncontrollable laughter will crush my dreams, shatter my heart, and echo immutably within the vast expanse of my then-harrowed soul as I lay naked, in bed, until the day I die.

Ela Hadrun said:
I have heard women complain about shape. If you have a mushroom shaped dick, you better be working her clit. Huge head + narrow shaft = sucks.
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Forgive my virgin naivete, but I'm confused. Isn't it up to the girl to work her clit during penetration? Unless they're doing reverse cowgirl, maybe.
 
KO Traveling Hobo said:
Forgive my virgin naivete, but I'm confused. Isn't it up to the girl to work her clit during penetration? Unless they're doing reverse cowgirl, maybe.
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Protip: Porn is a masturbatory aid, not a guide on having sex.
 
KO Traveling Hobo said:
Forgive my virgin naivete, but I'm confused. Isn't it up to the girl to work her clit during penetration? Unless they're doing reverse cowgirl, maybe.
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Being a virgin is a piss-poor excuse for your ignorance.
 
I'm a grower, but compared to some people on this board I'm a shower. :lol On an average day, there's about a 2.5-3 inch difference between flaccid (though if I'm feeling physical weak or I'm scared shitless I can shrink a lot more) and erect.

Also, it's great being black.
 
Phobophile said:
Being a virgin is a piss-poor excuse for your ignorance.
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Heyheyhey now. It's not that uncommon for a woman to want to give her clit a little extra love when having sex. My gf and I are thinking of going out and getting a mini vibe for that exact purpose.
 
Protip: Porn is a masturbatory aid, not a guide on having sex.
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Protip: I wasn't making a statement of fact, I was asking a question.
And for better or worse, my question had nothing to do with porn -- it was all me and my brain, baby. Doesn't the guy need his hands for grip/stability most of the time? I think I need a Paint diagram.

Phobophile said:
Being a virgin is a piss-poor excuse for your ignorance.
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:lol Not being a virgin is a piss-poor excuse for being a holier-than-thou asshole.

By the way, you two don't sound insecure at all. :lol
 
KO Traveling Hobo said:
Protip: I wasn't making a statement of fact, I was asking a question.
And for better or worse, my question had nothing to do with porn -- it was all me and my brain, baby. Doesn't the guy need his hands for grip/stability most of the time? I think I need a Paint diagram.


:lol Not being a virgin is a piss-poor excuse for being a holier-than-thou asshole.

By the way, you two don't sound insecure at all. :lol
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Grip? o_O

I'm sure you won't be a virgin for long if you just let all the girls you're with know they're responsible for their own orgasms while you're busy fucking them lol
 
Some days I'm a grower and some days a shower. It just depends. I'm pretty average in length though, just 6". When I get erect it gets pretty thick. Some of my close friends who know this have given me a rather silly nickname because of it, Triple C or Coke Can Cock. :lol

These are gay friends btw. If they were straight that would just be weird.

BTW for Gayming-age. The new guy posted today on Sean Cody is a shower for sure, lol. Jesus, probably the biggest shower I've seen.
 
kitchenmotors said:
Some days I'm a grower and some days a shower. It just depends. I'm pretty average in length though, just 6". When I get erect though it gets pretty thick. Some of my close friends who know this have given me a rather silly nickname because of it, Triple C or Coke Can Cock. :lol

These are gay friends btw. If they were straight that would just be weird.
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You don't even know how glad I am that you cleared this up :lol
 
Come to think of it, how would you know if you were a show-er? If it looks a decent size soft and grows to "average" or if you're swinging dick that's the size of an erect one?
 
Yes. If your flaccid/erect peinseses are the same length, you're a shower.





Or you have micropeins.

Ill show you again:
4udvso.jpg
 
I'm a show-er, but the weird thing is I've always been embarassed by it!! I remember in middle school and high school I would wear a couple pairs of boxers under my shorts so nobody would see all the flopping around during jumping jacks and the like. I also made sure to wear the long basketball shorts because in warmups there was the occasional peekaboo. I learned that real fast. One of my best friends I remember was straight across from me during stretching at the beginning of gym class, and I caught him for a split second kind of staring down there. I quickly put my legs together realizing what happened and I'll never forget he just kind of looked up at me slowly and said, "...dude". I was so embarassed, my face was beat red. I thought I was some freak. Now I'm ok with it, but still feel weird when I feel like people tend to glance walking by if I'm at beach or water park or something. I have to make sure to wear the kind of loose leg bord shorts.
 
Touchdown said:
I'm a show-er, but the weird thing is I've always been embarassed by it!! I remember in middle school and high school I would wear a couple pairs of boxers under my shorts so nobody would see all the flopping around during jumping jacks and the like. I also made sure to wear the long basketball shorts because in warmups there was the occasional peekaboo. I learned that real fast. One of my best friends I remember was straight across from me during stretching at the beginning of gym class, and I caught him for a split second kind of staring down there. I quickly put my legs together realizing what happened and I'll never forget he just kind of looked up at me slowly and said, "...dude". I was so embarassed, my face was beat red. I thought I was some freak. Now I'm ok with it, but still feel weird when I feel like people tend to glance walking by if I'm at beach or water park or something. I have to make sure to wear the kind of loose leg bord shorts.
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The water park thing is something I have to deal with. I make sure to get the type of swim shorts with the netting inside, to keep it compact so it won't show as much. I refuse to wear briefs and swim shorts though. Seems like a lot of guys do that now.
 
kitchenmotors said:
BTW for Gayming-age. The new guy posted today on Sean Cody is a shower for sure, lol. Jesus, probably the biggest shower I've seen.
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Nathan? I prefer Kurt, face-wise and he's a grow-er.
 
Ela Hadrun said:
I'm sure you won't be a virgin for long if you just let all the girls you're with know they're responsible for their own orgasms while you're busy fucking them lol
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Did I say "what the fuck are you talking about? if the girl wants her shit taken care of, she's gonna have to do it herself 'cause I don't give a fuck". No, I didn't. I asked for clarification because I do care about the girl.

And if it's such a given that the guy should be working her clit, why would you say
If you have a mushroom shaped dick, you better be working her clit.
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That implies that if you have normally proportioned dick, you don't need to be working her clit.

Maybe it was a stupid question -- maybe it was a really fuckin' stupid question -- but I honestly don't care. Having a bunch of anonymous strangers that I'll never meet think that I'm a clueless moron is fine if it means I can make my first time/s that much less annoying for the girl.
 
I was talking to one of my friends, a girl, a few months ago - she's a bit younger than me but still like 20 years old at the time. We were at a rest stop off the highway going up north, a whole group of us. We were all joking around, talking waiting for each other to come out of the bathrooms.

She asked, "So, I was thinking, how do you guys keep your junk from getting soaking wet when sitting on the toilet?" :lol ... it kind of worried me, honestly. The few girls I've been with have never seen my dick flaccid, if it got far enough where they were taking my pants off I was already at least half-hard. It's crazy to think that some girls, and it seems like quite a few girls according to some of the stories in this thread, know nothing about how a dick works. Way before I started seeing girls naked IRL I knew the different parts and methods of female genitalia (from the pron I suppose).
 
I have waited years for an appropriate topic where I can ask this question. Is it true that vaseline and/or excessive masterbation can lead to a permanent reduction in size of the penis?
 
Yeah, judging from comments that some girls make on "Oh No They Didn't" LJ community, one gets the impression that they think all guys are show-ers and those who are not just have small dick. Some people always have to explain to them that most dicks don't work that way.
 
I'm pretty sure I am a show-er...

My thing only gets about 2x bigger when fully... at attention. As apposed to this crazy, 3-5x I'm reading in this thread.
 
Houston3000 said:
I was talking to one of my friends, a girl, a few months ago - she's a bit younger than me but still like 20 years old at the time. We were at a rest stop off the highway going up north, a whole group of us. We were all joking around, talking waiting for each other to come out of the bathrooms.

She asked, "So, I was thinking, how do you guys keep your junk from getting soaking wet when sitting on the toilet?" :lol ... it kind of worried me, honestly. The few girls I've been with have never seen my dick flaccid, if it got far enough where they were taking my pants off I was already at least half-hard. It's crazy to think that some girls, and it seems like quite a few girls according to some of the stories in this thread, know nothing about how a dick works. Way before I started seeing girls naked IRL I knew the different parts and methods of female genitalia (from the pron I suppose).
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It's more that we are ALWAYS PARANOID that we are about to fall in :lol :lol :lol

The idea of having hangy bits there only makes it WORSE!

I'm so glad my junk is inside of me
 
Ela Hadrun said:
It's more that we are ALWAYS PARANOID that we are about to fall in :lol :lol :lol

The idea of having hangy bits there only makes it WORSE!
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How is it that the idea of having hangy bits makes you more afraid of falling in, but when you actually possess such hangy bits you're not even a little afraid.
 
Solo said:
Yes. If your flaccid/erect peinseses are the same length, you're a shower.





Or you have micropeins.

Ill show you again:
4udvso.jpg
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What? My erect penis looks like this.
14tld1i.jpg

Not horizontal at all. Discuss (?)
 
FunkyChimp said:
What? My erect penis looks like this.
14tld1i.jpg

Not horizontal at all. Discuss (?)
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If only we knew what this picture was...
Anticitizen One said:
I have waited years for an appropriate topic where I can ask this question. Is it true that vaseline and/or excessive masterbation can lead to a permanent reduction in size of the penis?
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I don't know about the Vaseline part, but I've always heard that excessive masterbation leads to lengthening (and bumps!) of the penis.

...perhaps it depends on if you squeeze harder on the down stroke or the up stroke?
 
what a thread...

i want to contribute but i don't have a dick, i guess i can say all the ones i have seen have been growers. i think it is more natural that way anyways, i like seeing them grow :/
 
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