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[Greddleok]

Grown ass women find farting hilarious too.

I let one out during an intricate lab experiment surrounded by women who were helping/learning how to do it. I couldn't stop it because I was concentrating so hard, and they all just pissed themselves laughing.

 

[ButtSLAM420]

Here's a fun shower tip. When you have gas while showering, press your 'buttocks' up against the wall (you can spread it if you want, it's 2015 after all. Anything goes) and just let one rip.

The wall will vibrate and it kind of sounds like a truck turning over. Pretty magical imho.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Here's a fun shower tip. When you have gas while showering, press your 'buttocks' up against the wall (you can spread it if you want, it's 2015 after all. Anything goes) and just let one rip.

The wall will vibrate and it kind of sounds like a truck turning over. Pretty magical imho.

Does it make bubbles if you get it all sudsy?

 

[ButtSLAM420]

Does it make bubbles if you get it all sudsy?

Whoa, that's kinda personal there.

 

[aygomyownroad]

Toilet humour never grows up!!!

 

[ZiZ]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got farts, hun (NSFW)

 

[True Savior]

My grandma is like 87 years old and finds farting funny. It never stops being funny.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

When did Hide and Seek become the de-facto song for ridiculous slowmo falls/humourous deaths?

It was after an episode of The OC where it plays after a murder and it's hilariously out of place.

 

[Marvel]

I distrust those who do not laugh.

 

[XT Vengeance]

One time in third grade this girl in my class tried to do one of those girl sneezes where they pinch their noses and don't let any sound out, and instead ripped a massive fart in an otherwise dead silent classroom. To this day it's still one of the funniest experiences of my entire life.

That sounds amazing. Lol

 

[Always-honest]

Timing is everything.
Farts can be hilarious.

 

[PhantomZone]

love a good fart joke, The Naked Gun court scene always slays me

 

[jfoul]

Blazing Saddles

 

[EthanC]

Farts and queefs are just pure hilarity. And god bless a woman that can queef at will.

 

[chrislowe]

Superhero Movie.. not sure If i was tired, but I laughed at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wy-WcaTrZk

 

[Apt101]

Farting will always be hilarious. I still like to pop one off when I'm alone in an aisle in the supermarket just to hear everyone in the adjacent aisles laugh.

 

[JB1981]

I love a good fart as much as the next person but those videos in the OP are so stupid

 

[Zantetsuken]

I don't appreciate my beloved TMNT movie being used but I found it funny.

 

[Jobbs]

I find it funny in the right situation, but the video in the OP didn't do a lot for me.

 

[Ushay]

If it's a good one, always.

My anaconda don't want none unless you got farts, hun (NSFW)

This slayed me, impossible not to laugh.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

You might like this one OP.

Lozs magnificent 7 tone fart symphony

Dead.

 

[Anarion07]

Family Guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLLlZ3CRdCs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP7dm9oeW94

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

Only if it gets so bad that everyone wants to get the fuck out. You admit nothing.

 

[ThisGuy]

One time in third grade this girl in my class tried to do one of those girl sneezes where they pinch their noses and don't let any sound out, and instead ripped a massive fart in an otherwise dead silent classroom. To this day it's still one of the funniest experiences of my entire life.

So the other day I'm sitting in class, professor going over the lecture, the usual. This guy let's a loud, powerful, yet quick one loose. Professor goes without missing a beat. No one laughed, I had to put my head down and laugh to myself. I almost left the room for fear of laughing too loudly.

Even now I'm laughing my ass off thinking about this. The girl across from him looked up and immediately shot me a look. She looked pained hahahahahahaha.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

I'm 30 and I still think they are hilarious. Sometimes I do them loudly just to get reactions out of people. I'm weird lol.

Also, what a hell of a necrobump.

 

[Futureman]

if you were in the middle of a super serious, important business meeting and some old dude let a cackling ripper out their ass, you wouldn't laugh?

 

[BobNewbert31]

Always and forever.

 

[NullPointer]

Hell yes.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

if you were in the middle of a super serious, important business meeting and some old dude let a cackling ripper out their ass, you wouldn't laugh?

If someone was in the stall next to you and let out one of the loud echoing toilet farts, it's so hard not to laugh lol.

 

[Aselith]

Hell yeah! *fart noise~~~~~*

 

[Dr.Horrible]

If I ever don't find farts funny, then I'll know it's time to die.

Edit - wow, old ass thread and weird bump, but it's fart related so whatever

 

[Hale-XF11]

I guess as long as my wife continues to laugh at my farts, so will I.

 

[ThisGuy]

If someone was in the stall next to you and let out one of the loud echoing toilet farts, it's so hard not to laugh lol.

It really is, I'm a victim of collateral flatulence.

Its such a silly thing to fight the laugh sometimes. But I know once I start laughing its going to be awhile before I stop.

 

[NullPointer]

Also, what a hell of a necrobump.

Necrofarts are even funnier.

 

[LowParry]

Damn right they're funny. Especially when the kids do it randomly.


Edit: Jesus, 2015 questions!

 

[n00bsauce87]

Why are farts so funny? Kevin Hart has the answer!

Saw this clip from my local news station

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Necrofarts are even funnier.

I call them ghost farts. Like if the fart goes entirely into a pillow or a seat. And then the next person who sits in it releases the smell.

 

[MilkBeard]

Still find farts funny. Always will.