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Gummy Bear Superiority: Red or Clear?

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the best gummy bears are the ones frozen in chocolate carbonite

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I now want a Han Solo frozen in carbonite chocolate bar.
 
While at a candy store last summer my sister smacked me in the face with one of these giant gummy dongs that were just sitting around, for no damn reason.

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I've still not had my revenge. I thought about buying one after that, though. It looks delicious. I'd definitely get the red and blue one.

Also, I fucking love these things.

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Forget Haribo. The BEST gummy bears are the ones you can hardly get anymore. Amazin' Fruit. They were big in the 90's but are now delegated to online bulk candy suppliers and supermarket candy tubes. (The kind where you use a scoop to choose your gimmies) The local Wegman's has it. They're not even labeled as Amazin' Fruit, but I could tell. I COULD TELL. And I was happy. Because they're fucking amazin'.

Haribo is second.

Also, I pick red. But I also like orange. Unless it's Amazin' Fruit in which case I prefer blue and purple. Especially blue. And green which is apple.
 
Pineapple-flavored candies are usually shit but pineapple gummy bears are seriously the only pineapple candy that's any good.

The only way I'd consider red to be even comparable to clear is if it were strawberry instead of cherry. I don't like cherry-flavored candy all that much.
 
I just grab them by the handful and eat them all at once for an explosion of flavors.

God I love Amazin' Fruit. Wish I could still buy it in a normal candy aisle anymore.
 
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