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Gilby said:
:lol
Everyone says this when they start out, not realizing that you don't get big by accident. You're not going to go to the gym for one day and come back looking like a condom full of walnuts.

The other questions are better suited for the fitness thread, but a quick answer is bench press, squat, run.

Yeah I'm aware that this takes a long time. I just wasnt sure if there were forms of training more suited for bulky muscles and some more suited for nice defined lines, so i mentioned it.
 
I always make sure to blast my pecs for at least an hour, accompanied with lots of manly screaming. Followed by 7 chicken breasts for dinner and lots of sex with hot chicks.
 
Earl Cazone said:
Yeah I'm aware that this takes a long time. I just wasnt sure if there were forms of training more suited for bulky muscles and some more suited for nice defined lines, so i mentioned it.

No

You get stronger by getting muscle, and then you cut the fat. Easiest way. Defined lines are a function of body fat.
 
Gryphter said:
I listen to podcasts while working out (Totally Rad Show). If the podcast ends before my workout does, I'll put an album on but obviously I can't give it my full attention, it's just background music at that point. My earbuds have a clip on the cord that attaches to the shirt to prevent the cord from swishing around while on the treadmill, but there are plenty of people that don't have that and don't seem to have a problem with it


I do the same thing, I can't listen to music or podcasts while I'm working... so my time at the gym is the only chance I get to catch up on that kind of stuff. I mostly listen to videogame podcasts, if I don't have any new ones I fall back on whatever music is on my shuffle.

I have the older style clip on iPod shuffle, and I have some nice Shure in-ear headphones that go over the top of my ears... those coupled with the short cable that came with a free pair of Bose headphones I got a long time ago the iPod clips to the bottom of my shirt and the wire is the perfect length to get to my ears. The wire is about as slack as my shirt, it never gets in the way because I run the wire inside the shirt.
 
wud said:
@ whoever said doing cardio after weights is the best thing to do:

WRONG

I said it, please explain, because I am curious to know why depleting your anaeorbic pathways first, going maximum effort on exercices that require maximum effort and then moving into oxidation workout is somehow worse than the other way around.
 
hectorse said:
I said it, please explain

There's alot of conflicting information about it around about which order to do them in, but if you go in and do your weights before the cardio you physically cannot run/cycle/swim as long, plus it has a huge pyschological effect as you'll be running along thinking "ahh my arms are sore might just bail now..." and not do as much cardio.

I probably shouldn't have said "wrong" because thats not true as either way can work I suppose
 
wud said:
There's alot of conflicting information about it around about which order to do them in, but if you go in and do your weights before the cardio you physically cannot run/cycle/swim as long, plus it has a huge pyschological effect as you'll be running along thinking "ahh my arms are sore might just bail now..." and not do as much cardio.

I probably shouldn't have said "wrong" because thats not true as either way can work I suppose

Problem is, how do you expect to set PR's on a big 3x5 squat or a 5RM Deadlift if you have depleted your most effective energy sources for anabolic stress?
 
Earl Cazone said:
Yeah I'm aware that this takes a long time. I just wasnt sure if there were forms of training more suited for bulky muscles and some more suited for nice defined lines, so i mentioned it.

Nope, muscles are muscles. There's no difference between "bulky" and "defined". That's just a matter of how much you have in terms of muscle and body fat. So it just depends on whether you want to do something efficient versus something less efficient.
 
hectorse said:
Problem is, how do you expect to set PR's on a big 3x5 squat or a 5RM Deadlift if you have depleted your most effective energy sources for anabolic stress?

this post highlights everything thats wrong with the gym

words, numbers and gym lingo are not reality, at the end of the day i've put on 6kg of weight without a strict nutrition scheme, i can run 3 miles on a treadmill whereas i used to die after 1, i can lift double what i could before by using any random machine avaliable and i'm starting to get a 6-pack. This has been 1 month.

I'm more than happy to admit that for people bulking up, do cardio after weights. But don't stress it as though its fact and will work for everyone
 
I think I'll be rejoining a gym soon. It's been over a year since I stopped going, but I think I'll be going back to the same university gym as before. It's a lot more expensive than 24h fitness (about $35 a month vs like $12 a month with the 24h costco plan), but the university gym has more of the equipment I'd use. The nearest 24h has one ... I think it's called squat rack. There's no cage or safety bars or anything, just the rack to put the bar back onto. The university gym has one ... I think it's called a power cage/rack? It's got adjustable height safety bars so you can safely squat without a spot. Plus the uni gym has an olympic platform that is great for deadlifts. I think the extra expense is worth it for access to that stuff.
 
wud said:
this post highlights everything thats wrong with the gym

words, numbers and gym lingo are not reality, at the end of the day i've put on 6kg of weight without a strict nutrition scheme, i can run 3 miles on a treadmill whereas i used to die after 1, i can lift double what i could before by using any random machine avaliable and i'm starting to get a 6-pack. This has been 1 month.

I'm more than happy to admit that for people bulking up, do cardio after weights. But don't stress it as though its fact and will work for everyone

Ah, I see. You don't know what you are talking about.

Any program will work for a beginner, because beginners are so unconditioned that even shooting themselves in the foot will work. A program is good only if progress can be objectively measured and obtained over a period

Parallax Scroll said:
I think I'll be rejoining a gym soon. It's been over a year since I stopped going, but I think I'll be going back to the same university gym as before. It's a lot more expensive than 24h fitness (about $35 a month vs like $12 a month with the 24h costco plan), but the university gym has more of the equipment I'd use. The nearest 24h has one ... I think it's called squat rack. There's no cage or safety bars or anything, just the rack to put the bar back onto. The university gym has one ... I think it's called a power cage/rack? It's got adjustable height safety bars so you can safely squat without a spot. Plus the uni gym has an olympic platform that is great for deadlifts. I think the extra expense is worth it for access to that stuff.

Yes it's very worth it. I wish my gym had an oly platform
 
wud said:
this post highlights everything thats wrong with the gym

words, numbers and gym lingo are not reality, at the end of the day i've put on 6kg of weight without a strict nutrition scheme, i can run 3 miles on a treadmill whereas i used to die after 1, i can lift double what i could before by using any random machine avaliable and i'm starting to get a 6-pack. This has been 1 month.

I'm more than happy to admit that for people bulking up, do cardio after weights. But don't stress it as though its fact and will work for everyone
Um... dude I pretty much disagree with everything you just said. I'm glad you're getting results, but your post is not helping others... "use random machines available" "without a nutrition scheme"? good luck with that dawg
 
hectorse said:
The smith machine is a machine

Free weights are, well, free
Heh. I know my question sounds stupid, but it reminded me of a source of confusion I've had in the past. That being is the argument about weights vs. resistance, or free weights vs. machines? My question has been answered.
 
Steve Youngblood said:
Heh. I know my question sounds stupid, but it reminded me of a source of confusion I've had in the past. That being is the argument about weights vs. resistance, or free weights vs. machines? My question has been answered.

There are no stupid questions, just cynyc lifters haha
 
peterb0y said:
Um... dude I pretty much disagree with everything you just said. I'm glad you're getting results, but your post is not helping others... "use random machines available" "without a nutrition scheme"? good luck with that dawg

Strict nutrition scheme, I've stopped all fizzy drinks, sweets etc. Eating alot more veg for fibre and oily fish. I still treat myself with pizza and stuff a few times a week though.

Also I know what each machine does and obviously I have ones that I will make sure I do, but throwing a couple in you usually don't do and switching the order helps keep your muscles on their toes so you don't used to a routine and hit the wall
 
wud said:
Strict nutrition scheme, I've stopped all fizzy drinks, sweets etc. Eating alot more veg for fibre and oily fish. I still treat myself with pizza and stuff a few times a week though.

Also I know what each machine does and obviously I have ones that I will make sure I do, but throwing a couple in you usually don't do and switching the order helps keep your muscles on their toes so you don't used to a routine and hit the wall
dude, I would just stop if I were you
 
wud said:
this post highlights everything thats wrong with the gym

words, numbers and gym lingo are not reality, at the end of the day i've put on 6kg of weight without a strict nutrition scheme, i can run 3 miles on a treadmill whereas i used to die after 1, i can lift double what i could before by using any random machine avaliable and i'm starting to get a 6-pack. This has been 1 month.

I'm more than happy to admit that for people bulking up, do cardio after weights. But don't stress it as though its fact and will work for everyone
The kind of program you're describing tends to work best for beginners who have a lot of initial growth. It's not healthy or safe to add more weight on your lifts as you increase the length or intensity of your cardio sessions.

Lift heavy or light first and then go for the light cardio to let the body regain it's stable heart rate. This stuff is pretty basic.
peterb0y said:
dude, I would just stop if I were you
He has a point on the machines. It's a nice way to confuse the muscles a bit and it can be useful for a nice controlled pump. I would just make it a minimal(20%) part of my overall workout.

VV
There is nothing wrong with a word like "confuse" to describe the process of shocking muscles for new growth. Most everyday people in gyms have way worse ideas about how muscles work. Oh, I forgot to add something. It's important to get the most out of your program. Like hectorse said, it's best to keep working at your program as long as you are gaining muscle, reps or lifting strength.
 
wud said:
Strict nutrition scheme, I've stopped all fizzy drinks, sweets etc. Eating alot more veg for fibre and oily fish. I still treat myself with pizza and stuff a few times a week though.

Also I know what each machine does and obviously I have ones that I will make sure I do, but throwing a couple in you usually don't do and switching the order helps keep your muscles on their toes so you don't used to a routine and hit the wall

Stop anthropomorphizing muscles. Muscles don't have a brain, they don't get "confused". You only stop seeing progress as the stress applied to the muscle outweights the possible recovery in the given rest time between workouts.

If your program is working, as in you are capable of lifting more each time, there is no need to change it.

Order of workouts is just management of energy, it's better to go from most exhaustive workouts to less demanding workouts, and that usually means going from the workouts that recruit muscle towards the more isolated exercises

wud said:
i love upsetting anyone that cares about bodybuilding

You are not upsetting anyone. I am an oly lifter, and even then, you ar epretty entertaining. If anything, it's you that is coming out as a funny moron
 
wud said:
i love upsetting anyone that cares about bodybuilding
I'm not upset, its just weird that you would come into this thread and give advice about a subject that you know jack shit about, thats all.
 
SolarPowered said:
The kind of program you're describing tends to work best for beginners who have a lot of initial growth. It's not healthy or safe to add more weight on your lifts as you increase the length or intensity of your cardio sessions.

right I'm going to stop trolling for a minute because I'm curious about that bit, care to expand? I've been lifting heavier and heavier weight each time and I've had no adverse effects thus far
 
wud said:
right I'm going to stop trolling for a minute because I'm curious about that bit, care to expand? I've been lifting heavier and heavier weight each time and I've had no adverse effects thus far
A. You're a beginner, so its kind of expected.
B. How much weight are we dealing with here?
C. You're using machines.

SolarPowered said:
oh shit

I just realized he's only been at this for a month or so. You don't have much advice to give wud trust me.
:lol :lol :lol
seriously
 
wud said:
right I'm going to stop trolling for a minute because I'm curious about that bit, care to expand? I've been lifting heavier and heavier weight each time and I've had no adverse effects thus far

You can do it as a beginner, because beginner's ability to lift and exhert themselves, is 0, You won't be able to do that after a while, and even if you are just doing random shit, there is no measure against to which you can compare your progress
 
Not really sure whats going on in this thread anymore; we should carry on as we were in the previous page
 
wud said:
right I'm going to stop trolling for a minute because I'm curious about that bit, care to expand? I've been lifting heavier and heavier weight each time and I've had no adverse effects thus far
You're inexperience says it all. Hectorse had already mentioned that it's important to approach heavy weight(heavy weight is relative. it may be a 400lb deadlift for me or a 150lb deadlift for you) with a fresh body. Any cardio or strenuous activity that is done before hand can only put you at risk of injury(trust me I've been there).

You had already mentioned that you have been working out for a month or so. Man when I started deadlifting I went from 135 5x5 to 230 5x5 in under two months. Beginners have no idea how unconditioned they are and approach the gym like superman until they get injured and wise up. You can't keep piling more and more stress on the body as you get stronger and you certainly can't do it when you are tiring your body out with 30 minute cardio sessions.

Sorry if I sound kind of angry or preachy. It's just that I'd rather not see people getting hurt in the gym if it can be avoided.
:D
peterb0y said:
Not really sure whats going on in this thread anymore; we should carry on as we were in the previous page
I agree.:lol
 
wud said:
right I'm going to stop trolling for a minute because I'm curious about that bit, care to expand? I've been lifting heavier and heavier weight each time and I've had no adverse effects thus far
You are a moron.

Id agree with all the other saying take an ipod and don't make friends (or at least not till you've done your workout).
I plug them into my ears, drop the cable down my t shirt and round into my my pocket and stick the excess in there aswell, whack the volume up to block out everyone and get on with it :lol
 
peterb0y said:
I'm not upset, its just weird that you would come into this thread and give advice about a subject that you know jack shit about, thats all.

I remember that feeling after I first started training. Little bicep bulge and I was king of the world.
 
I can't stress enough to simply "not give a fuck" at the gym. Who cares if you can barely curl 10 pound dbs or can only bench the olympic bar. I know it's easier said than done but don't get intimidated by douches or people that are clueless in general.

Stick to your program and fuck the losers.

Someone was spot on with mentioning form over weight. Follow that approach and the weight will come.

I always go out of my way to make those that seem intimated more comfortable at the gym.
 
Johnlenham said:
You are a moron.

Id agree with all the other saying take an ipod and don't make friends (or at least not till you've done your workout).
I plug them into my ears, drop the cable down my t shirt and round into my my pocket and stick the excess in there aswell, whack the volume up to block out everyone and get on with it :lol

He's not a moron, he's just new. Everyone think they have it all figured out once they see a little progress in the gym. Recovery issues come with progress and experience. I'm guessing he's young too, with the surety of youth.
 
Another piece of gym etiquette: if someone (particularly Oly lifters) is getting ready for what looks to be a tough lift--don't walk in front of them. Go around or wait. It's just common respect, and it's very easy to learn this the hard way.
 
Raxus said:
for weight lifting do lighter sets and more reps per set. Gives the 'cut' look you want instead of muscle building and is better for weight loss.

Just wanted to point out that this is a myth. Always lift heavy.
 
Guys, please don't wear your perfume in the gym. And don't fill up your 1 Liter water bottles at the water fountain, at least not when people are waiting behind you.
 
hectorse said:
You can do it as a beginner, because beginner's ability to lift and exhert themselves, is 0, You won't be able to do that after a while, and even if you are just doing random shit, there is no measure against to which you can compare your progress

wud's discovered some ancient, lost art of lifting. It doesn't matter what you lift or how you do it. He's right! He'll never face injuries because he doesn't care about bodybuilders and their ego inflating "rules"! He's Free!
 
Gilby said:
:lol
Everyone says this when they start out, not realizing that you don't get big by accident. You're not going to go to the gym for one day and come back looking like a condom full of walnuts.


Seriously, it always provides a good laugh.
 
Decado said:


Everybody wants a six pack, but a six pack doesn't happen in the gym, it happens at home with your diet. You gotta have your bodyfat low enough. In the gym what you can do is make your abs bigger certainly, but it's that diet that will give you them chocolate bars.

And like it or not, getting your bodyfat low enough like that without you looking like a scrawny little shit, requires a whole lot of work. Much harder than just getting bigger.
 
JayDub said:
Any other useful tips?

They are busy as fuck when the weather turns to shit.

On the flip side, they are usually full of attractive people.

Take the treadmill/elliptical/stairclimber behind the person with the nice ass. This is the gym version of a carrot on a stick.
 
Male personal trainers who always seem to have female clients that are super hot. Obviously, helping the client reach their fitness goals is not their number one priority.
 
wud said:
There's alot of conflicting information about it around about which order to do them in, but if you go in and do your weights before the cardio you physically cannot run/cycle/swim as long, plus it has a huge pyschological effect as you'll be running along thinking "ahh my arms are sore might just bail now..." and not do as much cardio.

I probably shouldn't have said "wrong" because thats not true as either way can work I suppose

I just wanted to comment on this with my own experiences.

I do the workout first then do my cardio route. I have absolutely no problems with it and prefer it this way. I tried doing cardio first then weights and I found a lot of my exercises I wouldn't be able to finish because I was far too exhausted.

I normally do my lower or upper body workout then as soon as I finish I hit the roads for 40-60 minutes of jogging.
 
BertramCooper said:
This is like an angry version of the Fitness-GAF thread. :lol

No kidding. And people already complain about the Fitness thread...

gregor7777 said:
Not too heavy that it affects your form, however. In case someone takes this comment the wrong way.

Well, lifting heavy always demands some sacrifice in form. Some coaches will tell you that if you are doing a max effort lift and you have perfect form, you probably aren't doing a max effort lift.

BUT...

To clarify:

High reps does not make "svelte" muscles. High reps CAN be better for fat loss, as you're crossing the line between an aerobic and anaerobic movement.

Lifting heavy is NOT something you should do all the time, but you should do it frequently. By heavy, I mean 1-3 reps. 5 reps is the golden rep range for size and strength.

High reps can actually build more muscle than low reps, depending on what else you're doing in your training, but it's a sarcoplasmic, "bloated" sort of hypertrophy, as opposed to myofibrillar, "dense" hypertrophy you achieve with lower reps.

Lower reps/higher weight is also better for your bones but requires stronger connective tissue. So if you've only ever done high reps, ease into low reps (if you are using heavy weight).
 
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