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h.m.p. presents: How to Enjoy UMD Porn

Sho Nuff

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h.m.p. is the greatest company ever! This is from a PSP pr0n promotional pamphlet selling their new UMD that just came out Saturday "Polar Star Ninki Idol Best 10" and is already sold out :(

They must be making INSANE BANK on these.
 
Quick translation of the titles:

1) In the company toilet
2) Waiting to meet someone
3) In the park
4) On a tuna fishing boat
5) Skydiving
6) Winning stupidly

BTW, Palace of a Virgin is #114 on amazon.co.jp rankings, despite coming out over a week ago and being 4-6 weeks til the next shipment. I was looking for some in Shibuya yesterday and they were sold out EVERYWHERE. They'll never show up on Media Create, but Sony is making INSANE bank on these.
 
(3) says "Use it at the park to put a big smile on your face. Children won't be able to tell the difference."

EDIT: I just realized in (2) he's at HACHIKO!!
 
(3) says "Use it at the park to put a big smile on your face. Children won't be able to tell the difference."

isn't it more like 'When viewing at the park, you can smile a little, but don't grin like a fool. It's especially important not to let kids catch on'
 
Cormacaroni said:
isn't it more like 'When viewing at the park, you can smile a little, but don't grin like a fool. It's especially important not to let kids catch on'

Hrms, I'll defer to you on this one. I was trying to be funny/slangy and think I overshot in simplifying the first part. ;P

I think that "Kids won't be able to see through your ploy" or something might still work for the second half, though.... actually since it's 子供には, not 子供は, you're probably right.

This is why you're a translator and I'm not. :)
 

Dsal

it's going to come out of you and it's going to taste so good
(1) Releasing stress in the restroom puts "my office" to good use.

I like how in they use the same term "my office" that my coworkers and I used to use for the bathroom.
 

BuddyC

Member
bobafett said:
Japan is the best country ever!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
I know it's funny and all, but this isn't anywhere close to a legit reason for bumping such an old thread.
 
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