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[legacyzero]

LOL so awesome.

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

So much truth.

 

[Booshka]

Amazing

 

[criesofthepast]

Don't be dissin' Turok around these parts, boy.

 

[Account Attempt #4]

Definitely the OT we deserve right now. Subscribed. Nov 6th!

 

[Brolic Gaoler]

Amazing

 

[Hot Coldman]

You should have put in the correct release date and price info so this could be used as the real OT

 

[Booties]

I appreciate this thread. 343 just released far too much info in the last two days for ghaleon to keep up. I'm sure he's been working on a marvelous new OT so he can just copy and paste it every month for the next two years.

 

[BruceLeeRoy]

HAHA this is cracking me up. Well done

Halo 4 is about Cortana going rampant. I'm pretty sure she did the same thing in Halo 3 but I don't really follow the Halo stories. Every 7 years AIs in Halo get erased or something, so despite capabilities for inter-galactic spaceflight and sentient AI, the UNSC can't store information longer than my Link to the Past SNES cart. In Halo 4 you get to fight the same enemies you've been fighting for a decade, only now they look weirder. There's also a new enemy that looks like Nicholas Cage's character in Ghost Rider.

This is so great.

 

[Pop]

Perfection

 

[Overdoziz]

 

[MrDaravon]

there has to be chosen one to make the damn OT? jesus.

That is sort of the point of this entire thread (note the date Ghaleon claimed the Halo 4 OT): http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=450653

Anyone even remotely associated with HaloGAF knows that Ghaleon is doing the Halo 4 OT. He's being doing all of the Halo OT's for as long as I can remember, does an excellent job with them, and put a lot of hard work into them. This entire thread is basically an in-joke from HaloGAF because Ghaleon's late putting up the actual OT because he's been crazy busy.

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

there has to be chosen one to make the damn OT? jesus.

It is a joke...like this OT is meant to be.

Calm down.

 

[Reiko]

Oh boy. I lol'd at finish the fight.

 

[heckfu]

this place...it feels like home.

 

[rakka]

i'm picking up halo 4 day one, but damn that OP is hilarious.

 

[feel]

HAHA this is cracking me up. Well done



This is so great.

Kylej's extremely underrated as a poster on halogaf (mostly because he offends everyone), dude's brilliant.

 

[Booties]

I don't get the joke? Is it supposed to be how hard it is to post a thread?

 

[Won]

I still prefer the Fallout 3 OT, but good job anyway.

 

[Sai-kun]

nice thread. posting for suB!!

 

[EdibleExplosives]

As seen in this real-time screenshot, Halo 4 looks incredible

Man, Halo has never looked better. They really made him stand out.

 

[orznge]

.

 

[BackdoorBeauty]

Ogre 2 is the captain of Team Instinct. His teammates are two indentical twins and a fetus.

This was the best part

 

[Hydranockz]

I don't get the joke? Is it supposed to be how hard it is to post a thread?

Nailed it

 

[Booshka]

This was the best part

I fucking lost it when I read that, thinking of Pistola floating around in a jar, with his glasses on and a 360 controller, lol.

Good show Kyle

 

[RebornYeti]

Excellent OT. Truly a work of art.

3/10

 

[DR3AM]

Custom games
Have less options than before. Lobby UI looks like Stevie Wonder designed it.

i love bungie

 

[rakka]

That is sort of the point of this entire thread (note the date Ghaleon claimed the Halo 4 OT): http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=450653

Anyone even remotely associated with HaloGAF knows that Ghaleon is doing the Halo 4 OT. He's being doing all of the Halo OT's for as long as I can remember, does an excellent job with them, and put a lot of hard work into them. This entire thread is basically an in-joke from HaloGAF because Ghaleon's late putting up the actual OT because he's been crazy busy.

Yeah I was aware of that. It's just kind of stupid. Not to mention even if someone had claimed Halo 4 thread before Ghaleon I'm pretty sure he would have been given it anyway, wouldn't you agree?

but anyway, less than a week now. Can't wait.

 

[CitizenCope]

This is actually pretty funny.

 

[Havok]

This is a brilliant thread. Props to kylej for bringing the laughs...

I'm holding off for the inevitable 4S.

...but I fully support having a Halo 4S |OT| cause that shit would be hilarious.

 

[Reagan's BR]

This needs to be archived.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

Important Halo Figures To Know Before Playing Halo 4

Tom "OGRE 2" Ryan

Ogre 2 may look like an AIDS patient, but within that 85lb frame are thumbs of steel. Unlike other Halo pros who get paid in packs of Stride gum and Bic razors, Ogre 2 hopped onto the MLG train when they had tons of VC money so he got a big contract to keep him playing in MLG even though every other competitive league failed soon after. Ogre 2 is the captain of Team Instinct. His teammates are two indentical twins and a fetus.

Tom "TSquared" "T2" "Dr. Pepper" Taylor

T2 dropped out of high school to play Halo. He achieved some success, and because he doesn't look like a xenomorph like everyone else who plays pro Halo he was featured on bottles of soda a few years back. T2 is bad at Reach and considered past his prime. He lives in a trailer in Florida.

Matt "Formal" Piper

Formal is a chunky asian child from California who smokes fake tobacco and wears tanktops even though he has no musculature. Formal is known for his sniper. You can frequently catch Formal pretending to be bruised, battered and scarred but hard despite being 17 years old and living in a gated Californian community.

Michael "Siglemic" Sigler

Siglemic is a skinny kid from the pacific northwest who probably has autism. He plays Mario 64 for 12 hours a day. Siglemic is the best Mario 64 player in the world, having played nearly 5000 hours of the game in less than 2 years.

Turning off the SLRP for a minute, these were by far my favorite part.

 

[Tunavi]

Platform: Microsoft

Took me 5 read-throughs to notice this lol

 

[GhaleonEB]

Awesome OT. Might just have to replace what I have in the one going up tonight....

 

[alr1ght]

I vote OT of the year.

 

[Tunavi]

Awesome OT. Might just have to replace what I have in the one going up tonight....

Want to take OT2?

 

[shinobi602]

Amazing.

 

[Lunchbox]

that bk ogre 2 gets a spot on op

and I dont?

 

[An-Det]

Well done, now this is an OT I can get behind.

 

[MikeE21286]

Your copy is in the mail

<3


-Frankie

 

[Trickster]

I still prefer the Fallout 3 OT, but good job anyway.

That one was spectacular indeed. To bad the mods wouldn't have it.

 

[LowParry]

Well done. lol

 

[∀ Narayan]

I started laughing at "Finish the Fight".

 

[Deputy Moonman]

Great thread Kyle, nailed everything with an unbiased view.

haha best OT ever.

 

[antitrop]

This is my favorite OT of the year.

 

[Man]

OT of the year. I actually wanted to read through this one.

 

[alphaNoid]

I genuinely laughed hard at this OT/OP! Congrats

 

[Zoolader]

Too early for this gif?

We need one with Nicolas Cage now.

 

[kittens]

kyle, I've never hated you less than at this very moment.

 

[ThatsMytrunks]

10/10 would bang