You kidding me? Forrest Gump's laser sword in the Orochi games and fencer movesets are great and I love having the only playable item on my team.
Not his fault his daddy dropped him on his head.
Fun fact, Liu Shan's first appearance was as an item you had to find and rescue as Zhou Yun. Ya know...so Liu Bei could spike him like a baby shaped football. Because Benevolence!
Zhao Yun" My lord I ran back alone to rescue your child and fought my way through the entire Wei army to do so."
Liu Bei
*grabs baby*
Liu Bei "I could have more children but I could never replace a warrior such as you."
*SPIKES BABY LIKE FOOTBALL TO PUNCTUATE STATEMENT*
Zhao Yun :O
Liu Bei
*does touchdown dance of benevolence*