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[Zeppu]

Will she be needing my address?

 

[Forearms]

You saying you accept the curse?

Yes, I accept. Don't be surprised if your forearms start doing weird shit... :lol

 

[msv]

I do believe some people have psychic powers. But I do think that most that try to make a living claiming to have those powers are frauds. They are simply there for entertainment for the most part. I think a very, very, very small percentage of them are real.

Yeah, no. Why do you believe in that if there's not a single shred of evidence? You should watch Derren Brown when he explains/debunks all this stuff.

 

[ChackanKun]

WTF is happening here?! Now I'm curious to see what's going to happen.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

I do believe some people have psychic powers.

No one on this planet has powers. This isn't a comic book.

People perceived to have supernatural abilities either have brain damage, narcissism, or really good guesses.

 

[ckohler]

I do believe some people have psychic powers. But I do think that most that try to make a living claiming to have those powers are frauds. They are simply there for entertainment for the most part. I think a very, very, very small percentage of them are real.

What you really mean is that you enjoy the delusion that real psychics might exist in a way that can't be disproved on the basis of lack-of-evidence. It's still a delusion.

 

[JumpJeff84]

Updated list of soon to be sorry close-minded fools:


1. Shandeus
2. Josephdebono
3. Forearms

No adresses or any personal info needed...I'm not gonna play internet detective and try and find out any info...just usernames and avatars. Gina is that good...I'm sure that's all she'll need.

 

[ChackanKun]

Updated list of soon to be sorry close-minded fools:


1. Shandeus
2. Josephdebono
3. Forearms

No adresses or any personal info needed...I'm not gonna play internet detective any try and find out any info...just usernames and avatars. Gina is that good...I'm sure that's all she'll need.

Is there any challenge for her to make my boss give me a raise?

 

[Jasup]

Now what does this curse thing contain anyway?
If we do not know how the curse will occur then how will we know if the curse works in the first place? It could be just your everyday mishaps and the likes.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

If people could really predict the future, they wouldn't be working as psychics.

 

[Forearms]

Now what does this curse thing contain anyway?
If we do not know how the curse will occur then how will we know if the curse works in the first place? It could be just your everyday mishaps and the likes.

Exactly. I'll come back here in a few days and say that my dog pooped and peed in the house. Then we'll know it's begun!

 

[JumpJeff84]

Now what does this curse thing contain anyway?
If we do not know how the curse will occur then how will we know if the curse works in the first place? It could be just your everyday mishaps and the likes.

Good question. I'm not too familiar with how these things work exactly, but I do know they're real, and that they can be powerful. I'll see what info Gina can give me about the specifics of the curse. And guys, I promise I'll ask her to take it easy on you guys- I don't want irreperable harm done to anyone. Just enough so that you know it's for real. I'll update the thread after my appointment tomorrow just to let you all know what I find out.

 

[Leunam]

Holy shit if you're entirely serious, add me to this list. :lol

 

[sn00zer]

I believe in psychic powers to an extent... traumatizing experiences can bring on a whole host of weird shit (ie my mom texting in the middle of the night saying she thought something horrible had happened to me, personal issue sprung outta nowhere only minutes before and hadnt told anyone yet)

 

[Shanadeus]

Good question. I'm not too familiar with how these things work exactly, but I do know they're real, and that they can be powerful. I'll see what info Gina can give me about the specifics of the curse. And guys, I promise I'll ask her to take it easy on you guys- I don't want irreperable harm done to anyone. Just enough so that you know it's for real. I'll update the thread after my appointment tomorrow just to let you all know what I find out.

I'd be fine with losing a limb or two, it'd be balanced out by me gaining disability benefits.
So tell her to not pull any punches.

 

[JumpJeff84]

Updated list of soon to be sorry close-minded fools:

1. Shandeus
2. Josephdebono
3. Forearms
4. Leunam

 

[ckohler]

How much is this going to cost you, Whoompthereitis? I assume this charlatan is expecting payment for each curse.

 

[numble]

Edit: Damn, beaten.

 

[besada]

Good question. I'm not too familiar with how these things work exactly, but I do know they're real, and that they can be powerful. I'll see what info Gina can give me about the specifics of the curse. And guys, I promise I'll ask her to take it easy on you guys- I don't want irreperable harm done to anyone. Just enough so that you know it's for real. I'll update the thread after my appointment tomorrow just to let you all know what I find out.

You're hilariously ridiculous.

 

[ChackanKun]

I'm going to keep this thread open till sunday just to see how it ends

 

[JumpJeff84]

How much is this going to cost you, Whoompthereitis? I assume this charlatan is expecting payment for each curse.

First off, don't call her a charlatan. As far as cost goes, I'm not sure. The reading I had three years ago was about 60 bucks I think- well worth it.

I'm sure she can just do a blanket curse for a flat fee; I don't think she'll charge me per person. Obviously she needs to make a living, but she's really not in this for money primarily. She told me she knows she's destined to use her gift to help people. Obviously there's a chance she'll refuse to do the curse (I didn't mention any specifics when booking the appointment) and if that happens I'll be sure to let you guys know.

 

[Kave_Man]

I've been having too much good luck, put me down for a curse, maybe even three.

 

[Forearms]

First off, don't call her a charlatan. As far as cost goes, I'm not sure. The reading I had three years ago was about 60 bucks I think- well worth it.

I'm sure she can just do a blanket curse for a flat fee; I don't think she'll charge me per person. Obviously she needs to make a living, but she's really not in this for money primarily. She told me she knows she's destined to use her gift to help people. Obviously there's a chance she'll refuse to do the curse (I didn't mention any specifics when booking the appointment) and if that happens I'll be sure to let you guys know.

Uh, yeah... so why would you even bother asking her to HARM others?

Is it like guys in porn... they have to do gay porn before they can do straight porn? :lol

 

[Shanadeus]

First off, don't call her a charlatan. As far as cost goes, I'm not sure. The reading I had three years ago was about 60 bucks I think- well worth it.

I'm sure she can just do a blanket curse for a flat fee; I don't think she'll charge me per person. Obviously she needs to make a living, but she's really not in this for money primarily. She told me she knows she's destined to use her gift to help people. Obviously there's a chance she'll refuse to do the curse (I didn't mention any specifics when booking the appointment) and if that happens I'll be sure to let you guys know.

You know what I predict?
There will be no curse!

 

[JumpJeff84]

Updated list of soon to be sorry close-minded fools:

1. Shandeus
2. Josephdebono
3. Forearms
4. Leunam
5. Kave_Man

 

[TheBlackKing]

Good question. I'm not too familiar with how these things work exactly, but I do know they're real, and that they can be powerful. I'll see what info Gina can give me about the specifics of the curse. And guys, I promise I'll ask her to take it easy on you guys- I don't want irreperable harm done to anyone. Just enough so that you know it's for real. I'll update the thread after my appointment tomorrow just to let you all know what I find out.

Oh, oh, oh! I have psychic powers, just ask me, and I'll place a curse on those bastards. I mean, how dare you mock our grand logic! I shall place the Shini Curse upon those ignorant of our abilites. Muhahaha!

 

[Leunam]

Fuck yeah, new list:

1. Shandeus
2. Josephdebono
3. Forearms
4. Leunam
5. Kave_Man
6. Kave_Man
7. Kave_Man

 

[JumpJeff84]

Oh, oh, oh! I have psychic powers, just ask me, and I'll place a curse on those bastards. I mean, how dare you mock our grand logic! I shall place the Shini Curse upon those ignorant of our abilites. Muhahaha!

I don't think you're being serious, but I think you should avoid joking about shit like that....word to the wise.

 

[msv]

I don't think you're being serious, but I think you should avoid joking about shit like that....word to the wise.

You threatening him daaawgggg? Seriously, how come you think this is real? Tell us your story.

 

[Zeppu]

Could you tell her to bestow seven years of bad sex on me? It'll be somewhat convenient for her cos I'm already on the backlog with a large number of unforwarded chain letters, breaking of mirrors, no eye-contact during toasts and general awkwardness around women.

 

[JumpJeff84]

You threatening him daaawgggg? Seriously, how come you think this is real? Tell us your story.

I'm not threatening him. As I said before, I won't involve anyone in the curse that doesn't specifically opt in. I'm just giving advice- it's not wise to joke about dark forces that you don't really understand. Karma can be a bitch, and you never know what sort of evil spirits you might invoke.

As far as my story goes, I already told it.

 

[TheBlackKing]

I'm not threatening him. As I said before, I won't involve anyone in the curse that doesn't specifically opt in. I'm just giving advice- it's not wise to joke about dark forces that you don't really understand. Karma can be a bitch, and you never know what sort of evil spirits you might invoke.

As far as my story goes, I already told it.

... :| I feel like this is one big troll. So...what happens if I hex you? Do I win, then?

 

[Zeppu]

Oh and BTW, I'm a little offended I'm not the first on the list. I was the first one to be defiant.

 

[NotWii]

If I was a real psychic, I wouldn't care about proving myself to a bunch of fools.
And I wouldn't give a shit about 'success' or material gains in this world when I can remote view other freaking galaxies and peer into the always changing future (hint: this is why most predictions don't end up coming true, and sometimes the psychic isn't experienced enough to discern what he/she is observing)

That said, there are a lot of self proclaimed psychics that are not actually psychic.

 

[Chichikov]

psychics don't exist

Man, you guys are so close-minded.

close-minded

close-minded fools:

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

[msv]

I'm not threatening him. As I said before, I won't involve anyone in the curse that doesn't specifically opt in. I'm just giving advice- it's not wise to joke about dark forces that you don't really understand. Karma can be a bitch, and you never know what sort of evil spirits you might invoke.

Yeah. So how come there's not the slightest shred of proof?

Your account is one amongst countless of failed ones.

Watch this series - Derren Brown - Messiah
Also, this interview with Richard Dawkins

 

[sn00zer]

Weird question... is there any info out there in seeing the future in dreams?

 

[Ad Infinitum]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[TheBlackKing]

And I wouldn't give a shit about 'success' or material gains in this world when I can remote view other freaking galaxies and peer into the always changing future

Are there restrictions, on remote viewing? Like...can I remote view into some girl's bathroom? That would be awesome. Uh, I mean, that would be...informative.

 

[Zeppu]

And I wouldn't give a shit about 'success' or material gains in this world when I can remote view Megan Fox having sex.

There ya go.

 

[JumpJeff84]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Sorry, closed-minded.

Look I understand how easy it is to make jokes, and that's fine. You guys can doubt all you want. It's funny though, even though pretty much everyone is talking a lot of shit, only a few have opted in on the curse. Guess most of you aren't that convinced that there's nothing to be afraid of, huh?

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Sorry, closed-minded.

Look I understand how easy it is to make jokes, and that's fine. You guys can doubt all you want. It's funny though, even though pretty much everyone is talking a lot of shit, only a few have opted in on the curse. Guess most of you aren't that convinced that there's nothing to be afraid of, huh?

We're mainly bored by your transparent attempt to prove doubt through cliche means. I'm glad you finally came out and said it, though.

 

[sestrugen]

so many images can be applied to this thread

whatisthisidonteven.jpg
notsureifserious.gif

and then the answer:

thisisneogafdude.gif

 

[Haunted]

"You will have been through some stressful times and money has been an issue in your life".

Oh God, that is so me!

 

[EatChildren]

Sorry, closed-minded.

Look I understand how easy it is to make jokes, and that's fine. You guys can doubt all you want. It's funny though, even though pretty much everyone is talking a lot of shit, only a few have opted in on the curse. Guess most of you aren't that convinced that there's nothing to be afraid of, huh?

I've seen better baiting.

 

[numble]

We all know how this ends: "Gina told me it would be unwise to curse all you fools, she has decided to spare you. I hope you all learned your lesson."

 

[Zoltrix]

Sorry, closed-minded.

Look I understand how easy it is to make jokes, and that's fine. You guys can doubt all you want. It's funny though, even though pretty much everyone is talking a lot of shit, only a few have opted in on the curse. Guess most of you aren't that convinced that there's nothing to be afraid of, huh?

Can you add Osama Bin Laden to that last?

 

[besada]

Look I understand how easy it is to make jokes, and that's fine. You guys can doubt all you want. It's funny though, even though pretty much everyone is talking a lot of shit, only a few have opted in on the curse. Guess most of you aren't that convinced that there's nothing to be afraid of, huh?

I'm in. If you really believe it, though, you ought to offer up a repercussion for yourself if you're wrong. I think a three month voluntary ban would be reasonable.

You're confident, so it should be no problem, right?

 

[Zeppu]

We all know how this ends: "Gina told me it would be unwise to curse all you fools, she has decided to spare you. I hope you all learned your lesson."

HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU A CLAIRVOYANT?

I'm in. If you really believe it, though, you ought to offer up a repercussion for yourself if you're wrong. I think a three month voluntary ban would be reasonable.

You're confident, so it should be no problem, right?

Nah, why ruin his fun?

Spoiler

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[Chichikov]

Sorry, closed-minded.

Look I understand how easy it is to make jokes, and that's fine. You guys can doubt all you want. It's funny though, even though pretty much everyone is talking a lot of shit, only a few have opted in on the curse. Guess most of you aren't that convinced that there's nothing to be afraid of, huh?

Spoiler

I'm pretty sure you're just trolling at this point, but I'll play along (I'm bored).

I'm opting in as well.
OH SHIT THE WOMAN IN MY AVATAR IS ALREADY DEAD, YOUR CURSE WENT BACK 40 YEARS AND GAVE HER CANCER, SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTT.

Or does it work based on the IP address?

Also, I just spent 5 minutes of on google and now I'm going to use 5 different cursing techniques on you, so if you are in fact right, you're already fucked.
Though I'm not sure how well your username is going to work, they all want a name, but I guess it can curse your neogaf account, you know, make you posts dumb messages and stup.... OH SHIT IT'S ALREADY WORKING, THE HEX IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!