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has anyone had an accurate psychic reading over the phone?

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Wait, is this curse thing real? You can add me to the list.

Edit: Please ask for a specific curse, so if it does happen we can verify. For instance I will accept: "A bookshelf will fall on Hilbert within a month"
 
Updated list:

1. Shandeus
2. Josephdebono
3. Forearms
4. Leunam
5. Kave_Man
6. Besada
7. Chichikov
8. Hilbert

I'm not gonna offer myself up for a voluntary ban, mostly because I'll have no way of knowing if you guys are reporting honestly or not. I mean, I'm paying for this out of my own pocket, so that should count for something...
 
Wait, someone's giving out free cursings [curses?]?

I'm in!

Should I post some insults in your general direction so you can print those out and transfer some of that malicious intent to ol' Gina?
 
Whoompthereitis said:
I'm not gonna offer myself up for a voluntary ban, mostly because I'll have no way of knowing if you guys are reporting honestly or not. I mean, I'm paying for this out of my own pocket, so that should count for something...
True. I still think you should put up an avatar/tag bet. Only fair since the others are putting their lives on the line.
 
I mean this could potentially be seven years of bad sex.

I wouldn't want to see you banned though. You're giving me pleasure with your presence alone.
 
Also, my real name is Kobe Bryant and sometime it's Tom Brady but my friends call me Josh McDaniels, can you put a curse on me too?
Use all three names, just to be sure.
 
Chichikov said:
Also, my real name is Kobe Bryant and sometime it's Tom Brady but my friends call me Josh McDaniels, can you put a curse on me too?
Use all three names, just to be sure.

Neat! Like the beef!
 
It's a shame man, cuz I love your taste in music. But the entire thing is all broad statements that can pretty easily relate to anyone. And yeah, put me on the list.
 
Updated list:

1. Shandeus
2. Josephdebono
3. Forearms
4. Leunam
5. Kave_Man
6. Besada
7. Chichikov
8. Hilbert
9. Haunted
10. NGAMER9
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Updated list:

1. Shandeus
2. Josephdebono
3. Forearms
4. Leunam
5. Kave_Man
6. Besada
7. Chichikov
8. Hilbert
9. Haunted
10. NGAMER9


When are you going to get this done? I am actually pretty excited. And again, we need specific details of the curse. Bad Luck doesn't count (50% of my luck seems to be bad), or something that can happen anytime doesn't count either. Those are aspects of cold reading. Hell you can even ask for my death within a month, and if I bump this thread June 1st, then you know it didn't happen.
 
I'm preparing the tragic story I'll write tomorrow as we speak. I think it would be best if it involved a kitten.
 
Hilbert said:
When are you going to get this done? I am actually pretty excited. And again, we need specific details of the curse. Bad Luck doesn't count (50% of my luck seems to be bad), or something that can happen anytime doesn't count either. Those are aspects of cold reading. Hell you can even ask for my death within a month, and if I bump this thread June 1st, then you know it didn't happen.

Appointment is noon on Saturday, Pacific Time. And I will not ask for anyone's death. I've never done the curse thing before, so I don't know the specifics. I will update the thread tomorrow after the appointment- I promise I'll disclose the entire contents of the conversation between me and Gina, including any and all specifics of the curse.
 
Well since he didn't answer, I'll just assume my mocking tone and utter disbelief of this nonsense only created to con the gullible and insecure out of their money are enough to get things rolling with Gina.

oh wait, I guess I did just insult him, my bad.


I hope Gina's a gipsy, those always do the best curses.
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Appointment is noon on Saturday, Pacific Time. And I will not ask for anyone's death. I've never done the curse thing before, so I don't know the specifics. I will update the thread tomorrow after the appointment- I promise I'll disclose the entire contents of the conversation between me and Gina, including any and all specifics of the curse.
why is that these shamans/psychics/gypsies can only do curses and not good jujus?
is there some kind of magical rule they cant do good things in life?
 
Updated List

1. Shandeus
2. Josephdebono
3. Forearms
4. Leunam
5. Kave_Man
6. Besada
7. Chichikov
8. Hilbert
9. Haunted
10. NGAMER9
11. Majik
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Appointment is noon on Saturday, Pacific Time. And I will not ask for anyone's death. I've never done the curse thing before, so I don't know the specifics. I will update the thread tomorrow after the appointment- I promise I'll disclose the entire contents of the conversation between me and Gina, including any and all specifics of the curse.

Oh man, I am going to be refreshing this thread tomorrow every 5 minutes after 12:30!
 
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I'm in. Put me down for a reeeeeeally bad one.
 
Updated List

1. Shandeus
2. Josephdebono
3. Forearms
4. Leunam
5. Kave_Man
6. Besada
7. Chichikov
8. Hilbert
9. Haunted
10. NGAMER9
11. Majik
12. Ad Infinitum
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Appointment is noon on Saturday, Pacific Time. And I will not ask for anyone's death. I've never done the curse thing before, so I don't know the specifics. I will update the thread tomorrow after the appointment- I promise I'll disclose the entire contents of the conversation between me and Gina, including any and all specifics of the curse.
What's the opposite of a curse? Can you send one my way? I need some good luck.
 
Hilbert said:
Whoompthereitis, would you like to buy my soul? 50 bucks, and it is yours!

I am perfectly serious.
Why not a formula 1 race car?
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Oh god guys! :lol I can't stop laughing reading all this. This is comedic gold! OP, you went and talk to a psychic over the phone? Yea, fake man.
I'll probably get crucified for this, but I went to see a psychic a few years ago with some friends and got a few readings. I didn't tell her anything. All she wanted to know was what 3 things, I wanted. From that, she foretold that I break up with my girl, do badly in school, jump from job to job and that there was a new marriage/birth in the family. All of it happened and no, none of those was what I wanted. :lol My friends prediction was trouble with the law. Guess what, we got pulled over. Forgot what was the cause though.
A lot of the psychics are fake, but not all of them if you know where to look.
 
zerokoolpsx said:
All she wanted to know was what 3 things, I wanted. From that, she foretold that I break up with my girl, do badly in school, jump from job to job and that there was a new marriage/birth in the family.

You're young, probably still in school. Worried about grades like most people, will probably have unsatisfactory results or trouble with a class like many people do. Being young and in school its extremely unlike you'll have a single stable job for some time, especially not the one you deep down want. Likely to have relationship issues like most people do, again because you're young, and hey, its a 50/50 chance you wont stay with the same girl. New marrage/birth in the family? Unless everyone in your family stops doing everything forever then this is guarentied to happen.

Its amazing how easily people are sold on the most simply, basic, vague shit.
 
Whoompthereitis:

Curse is too easy, if there are no specifics about how it will occur then there can be no proof that psychic powers exist. I consider myself open-minded enough to believe, but I wouldn't want to believe it blindly. That's why I'd like to see if there is even a doubt that the psychic powers will work.

So: if I'm in a position to haggle I'd like to take the curse with a simple condition. If she is willing to tell two names from my family tree (parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, uncles, aunts, first cousins, nephews and nieces, over 30 names in all) and you're willing to post the two names she gives on this thread I'll take the curse. First names count, no last names. I agree to take the curse immediately after she agrees to give the two names.

Also, I'm willing to get third party involved who'll get the list of all the names from me beforehand via PM. This won't affect me taking the curse, it's for the others in this thread to see if there is reason to suspect psychic powers. After you post the two names the third party is able to tell if the names are found in my family tree and you won't have to take just my word for it.

The task will be easy considering the fact that my grandfather has one illegitimate child whose name I don't know (only know the gender) but is covered by the deal. So I'm willing to doubt with only one correct name.

Would you like to accept these terms?
 
zerokoolpsx said:
Oh god guys! :lol I can't stop laughing reading all this. This is comedic gold! OP, you went and talk to a psychic over the phone? Yea, fake man.
I'll probably get crucified for this, but I went to see a psychic a few years ago with some friends and got a few readings. I didn't tell her anything. All she wanted to know was what 3 things, I wanted. From that, she foretold that I break up with my girl, do badly in school, jump from job to job and that there was a new marriage/birth in the family. All of it happened and no, none of those was what I wanted. :lol My friends prediction was trouble with the law. Guess what, we got pulled over. Forgot what was the cause though.
A lot of the psychics are fake, but not all of them if you know where to look.
:lol
Oh god.
 
I personally am not in the mood to be cursed right now, but, if you could add my roommate to that list that'd be swell. He doesn't believe in all this stuff and is a gigantic douche. Definately needs to be cursed.
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Ha ha...

Even if you tried to give it away, I'd refuse. Nothing personal, I just don't like to mess with shit that.


Ask Gina if she is interested. $100 bucks for her, but I will pay shipping.
 
AmICoolYet said:
I personally am not in the mood to be cursed right now, but, if you could add my roommate to that list that'd be swell. He doesn't believe in all this stuff and is a gigantic douche. Definately needs to be cursed.

Well then you shouldn't be having him as your avatar.
 
Jasup said:
Whoompthereitis:

Curse is too easy, if there are no specifics about how it will occur then there can be no proof that psychic powers exist. I consider myself open-minded enough to believe, but I wouldn't want to believe it blindly. That's why I'd like to see if there is even a doubt that the psychic powers will work.

So: if I'm in a position to haggle I'd like to take the curse with a simple condition. If she is willing to tell two names from my family tree (parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, uncles, aunts, first cousins, nephews and nieces, over 30 names in all) and you're willing to post the two names she gives on this thread I'll take the curse. First names count, no last names. I agree to take the curse immediately after she agrees to give the two names.

Also, I'm willing to get third party involved who'll get the list of all the names from me beforehand via PM. This won't affect me taking the curse, it's for the others in this thread to see if there is reason to suspect psychic powers. After you post the two names the third party is able to tell if the names are found in my family tree and you won't have to take just my word for it.

The task will be easy considering the fact that my grandfather has one illegitimate child whose name I don't know (only know the gender) but is covered by the deal. So I'm willing to doubt with only one correct name.

Would you like to accept these terms?

Wow, that's complicated! Had to read that twice over. First off, we don't yet know anything about the curse. We don't know how specific it will be, and there's even a small chance that she'll refuse- as I mentioned before, I'll try to get her to be as specific as possible, and I will divulge any and all details of the meeting.

Until that's done, I really don't want to take on any other proposals. I understand your hesitance at accepting the curse- I don't blame you at all. What I'm trying to do is show those folks who are so stubborn that they insist that all psychics are fake. For your own good, don't opt in. I know I wouldn't, based on things I've seen. There is shit out there that falls outside of the realm of science, and a lot of people are too closed-minded to accept that.
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Wow, that's complicated! Had to read that twice over. First off, we don't yet know anything about the curse. We don't know how specific it will be, and there's even a small chance that she'll refuse- as I mentioned before, I'll try to get her to be as specific as possible, and I will divulge any and all details of the meeting.

Until that's done, I really don't want to take on any other proposals. I understand your hesitance at accepthing the curse- I don't blame you at all. What I'm trying to do is show those folks who are so stubborn that they insist that all psychics are fake. For your own good, don't opt in. I know I wouldn't, based on things I've seen. There is shit out there that falls outside of the realm of science, and a lot of people are too closed-minded to accept that.

Why do you have to prove all the naysayers with curses? Why not prove it with something good happening to them?
 
mj1108 said:
Why do you have to prove all the naysayers with curses? Why not prove it with something good happening to them?

Because human beings are evil creatures who get off on punishing others for not agreeing with them.
 
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