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[Nocebo]

This dude has got a dick I can't comprehend, I had to move my neck to see it end to end. I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense.

Didn't expect to enjoy it but these certainly were some lyrics. haha

 

[shanshan310]

His whole mixtape is pretty good, just listening through it. Very incorrect, but very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erg1UXGB0wE

 

[Dusky]

Is it me or does the ex-boyfriend slightly resemble EviLore?

 

[Vermillion]

His whole mixtape is pretty good, just listening through it. Very incorrect, but very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erg1UXGB0wE

Lmao, love this

 

[bryanee]

lol that was great. The last bit of the song killed me.

 

[Chucker]

ha, saving this gif for the future.

Tonight is your night, bro!

 

[Groof]

haha that was absolutely hilarious.

and i said got daym at that woman. GOT DAYM.

 

[jgmo870]

I'm glad it all worked out for him in the end.

 

[GuitarAtomik]

Yeah, posted this a little while back (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=547460). Good stuff.

 

[Moofers]

I almost didn't make it past the first 30 seconds or so, but it ended up being pretty funny. I'm glad I stuck around.

 

[Vermillion]

Yeah, posted this a little while back (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=547460). Good stuff.

Apologies, mate! Didn't see that.

 

[jorma]

I came prepared to hate, but left with a smile on my face. Funny stuff.

 

[bengraven]

Kept expecting her to be like:

"We dated in the second grade...

...but what was that about a huge dick? I gotta go."

 

[aku:jiki]

I downloaded the mixtape because of the last thread and we've been playing it in my house all weekend, it's great! He's got a good flow and plays around a lot with it and most of the songs are fun(ny). There's a couple of crap ones and, while a good dick joke is always funny, he could maybe refrain from talking about dicks in EVERY SINGLE SONG on his next release, but overall this guy is funny and talented and I'll check out his future releases for sure.

(There's this song, another song about his own dick, a song about jerking off to streaming porn, the song about staying in on the weekend which in extension becomes a song about jerking off to streaming porn and a joke about the sun's dick. I mean I don't mind some dicks in my music but it's a little jarring when it's like 60 minutes of straight dicks, dicks, dicks.)

 

[shintoki]

And I nutted in her left eye


Awwww Damn

 

[Nickiepoo]

'Left thigh' man!

It was surprisingly funny.

I stand corrected.

 

[Dude Abides]

And I nutted in her left eye


Awwww Damn

Left thigh.

Left eye would be crude.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Didn't notice that the song comes (hehe) full circle: it opens with him rapping about his left leaning penis, ends with him splooging on her left though.

Man is truly genius.

 

[Gilby]

I downloaded the mixtape because of the last thread and we've been playing it in my house all weekend, it's great! He's got a good flow and plays around a lot with it and most of the songs are fun(ny). There's a couple of crap ones and, while a good dick joke is always funny, he could maybe refrain from talking about dicks in EVERY SINGLE SONG on his next release, but overall this guy is funny and talented and I'll check out his future releases for sure.

(There's this song, another song about his own dick, a song about jerking off to streaming porn, the song about staying in on the weekend which in extension becomes a song about jerking off to streaming porn and a joke about the sun's dick. I mean I don't mind some dicks in my music but it's a little jarring when it's like 60 minutes of straight dicks, dicks, dicks.)

http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/

 

[TheMan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_RlH7rnAqg

another song of his about the lion king. not bad, but not nearly as funny

 

[shintoki]

Left thigh.

Left eye would be crude.

I heard exactly what I wanted to hear

 

[Blood Diamonds]

My God the guy who plays the Ex-boyfriend is amazingly hot.
I think I'll watch this forever now.

 

[UFRA]

Thought I was gonna hate it as it started but that was great. The video makes it though, song is just okay.

Same here. I almost closed it and was like "meh, stupid" then I gave it a chance and it was awesome.

 

[DragonKnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC-e5vs6NeY (Mild NSFW)

I think it's hilarious.

Loved the ending lol

 

[f0rk]

I downloaded the mixtape because of the last thread and we've been playing it in my house all weekend, it's great! He's got a good flow and plays around a lot with it and most of the songs are fun(ny). There's a couple of crap ones and, while a good dick joke is always funny, he could maybe refrain from talking about dicks in EVERY SINGLE SONG on his next release, but overall this guy is funny and talented and I'll check out his future releases for sure.

(There's this song, another song about his own dick, a song about jerking off to streaming porn, the song about staying in on the weekend which in extension becomes a song about jerking off to streaming porn and a joke about the sun's dick. I mean I don't mind some dicks in my music but it's a little jarring when it's like 60 minutes of straight dicks, dicks, dicks.)

Dude can't rap about drugs or anything what else is he going to rap about