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Have you ever donated sperm?

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I've literally given gallons of blood so if they don't give me blood then fuck the world.

So what you're saying is that's not a gas pump in your avatar, but a blood pump, just waiting to pump out blood by the gallon.
And it's probably less expensive than gasoline too

I have dropped loads into a shoe box I keep in my closet does that count ?

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What, just in case you ever become sterile and need it for artificial insemination or something?
 
So what you're saying is that's not a gas pump in your avatar, but a blood pump, just waiting to pump out blood by the gallon.
And it's probably less expensive than gasoline too



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What, just in case you ever become sterile and need it for artificial insemination or something?

Nope

Bought a new pair of nikes and empty box was sitting on my desk and I didn't wanna get up for tissue so the box seemed like a good idea
 
Nope

Bought a new pair of nikes and empty box was sitting on my desk and I didn't wanna get up for tissue so the box seemed like a good idea

And you keep it there... why?...

I mean, the first time, alright, whatever.
But after that, unless you keep the box of semen on your desk/in a more convenient place than tissues, why would you continue to go for the box and continue the storage?
 
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