Phire Phox
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Have felt the need to rub one out at your job? Haven't done it before but I'm at work and I kind of feeling like spanking it right about now...
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Have you ever fapped at work?
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OriginalThinking
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I work from home.
So....
So....
probably a restaurant.
At your favorite fast food place. He makes the secret sauce.
OP, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to fap at the workplace
AuthenticM
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"fapped" ? Really ?
Is this 4chan ?
Is this 4chan ?
Joe Prodigy
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I do every once in a while. Pretty awesome.
I used to jerk off all the time in the Army. Mainly in the guard towers, so that doesn't really count. My favorite was when a buddy and I were guarding the trucks at night. He went in to go get our replacements, and I had like 5 minutes to jerk it out in the open and hope nobody manning any cameras saw me. It was glorious.
A Serious Man
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Pretty sure more people have had sex at work than masturbated there.
exmachina64
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wat
ComputerMKII
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Why would you do that? It can get you fired
only if you're not the boss
Lol no. Would be totally inappropriate. Especially considering I work with kids.
When I was a young dumb horny little shitstain in middle school though I jerked off at school a few times. Including once when I was in in school suspension inside the teachers conference room.
If you can't control yourself and have the restraint not to pull your pud at work as a grown ass man you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
When I was a young dumb horny little shitstain in middle school though I jerked off at school a few times. Including once when I was in in school suspension inside the teachers conference room.
If you can't control yourself and have the restraint not to pull your pud at work as a grown ass man you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
Backfoggen
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Why is this a thought in some peoples heads.
I'd say not having the impulse control to keep yourself from doing something that stupid is more reflective of childlike behavior than that of a mature individual.
So you rather to see "masturbate" in the title?
entremet
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Private bathrooms or single stall restrooms? No one will know.
I'm not talking about multi stall bathrooms. That's just gross.
Always-honest
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lol, i work alone.
Brawly Likes to Brawl
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"give yourself a tuggin'" seems more fitting for GAF.
Spoken like a true virgin
fapped is considered a 4chan word now? I refer to masturbation as that and I havent been to 4chan in like 5 years lol
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Nealand Liquor
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I once had sex on my boss's desk.
Another time I had sex in a fb work place backroom (it was a salon). It was funny when her boss (another female) with a smirk sarcasticly asked what we just did, lol. I felt like I missed out on a potential porno scenario.
Another time I had sex in a fb work place backroom (it was a salon). It was funny when her boss (another female) with a smirk sarcasticly asked what we just did, lol. I felt like I missed out on a potential porno scenario.
Aeriscloud
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Working at home does have its perks.
PartTimeWarrior
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Wait until you get home damn
Lol hardly.
But keep up with whatever makes you feel better by justifying your stupid behavior. I'm sure it'll all work out in the end and not totally blow up in your face.
Dude, jerking off outside in the open air with a timer is a really awesome experience.
Aeriscloud
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Well, you never know...
Northeastmonk
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Was it your friend or was it instant? Were you getting your hair cut and she said, "let's go have sex in the back room?".
Sons Of Anarchy
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Aeriscloud
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This thread is going to go further than the pee in the shower thread, I just know it.
Jimmyfenix
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Hell yeah !
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