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[Lana Del Rey]

There is nothing like getting paid while you are jerking it.

 

[Rich!]

On topic, I haven't done what the OP is asking at work before but I have had sex with my ex girlfriend in my old store before.

 

[Ezalc]

I've thought about it, but I think it'd be more fun to just have sex rather than just fap in a bathroom stall there.

 

[Rubbish King]

Yeah a few times, it was great

 

[Austriacus]

I got given £2 once for helping a customer out, and I tried to give it back to them.

ended up using it on my lunch. hasn't happened since, however. No one would give me anything on top of the usual service in my old job.

edit: shit, I read the title as "been tipped" not "fapped"

Fucking dead. Give this man a tag already.

 

[GabDX]

I did it once. It was a hot day of the summer and every women I worked with were wearing very little. I was just so horny that I had to do it. I didn't even need any visual support. My imagination was more than enough. I came in under a minute and it was the biggest load of my life.

 

[Rich!]

I did it once. It was a hot day of the summer and every women I worked with were wearing very little. I was just so horny that I had to do it. I didn't even need any visual support. My imagination was more than enough. I came in under a minute and it was the biggest load of my life.

?

 

[Insane Metal]

Nope. Can't even think of doing that.

But I've done it at school though. During classes. And got caught.

 

[Amakusa]

Have felt the need to rub one out at your job? Haven't done it before but I'm at work and I kind of feeling like spanking it right about now...

I fap at work all the time, I'm also your cook

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Well, I've thought about it...

But no, that would be a poor choice.

 

[MegaMelon]

Nope. Can't even think of doing that.

But I've done it at school though. During classes. And got caught.

You must expand on this. That story deserves to be told.

 

[Doffen]

Really hope non of you are primary school teachers.

 

[EchoChamber]

Nope. Can't even think of doing that.

But I've done it at school though. During classes. And got caught.

More please

 

[lem0n]

Nope.

But one time a couple years ago I went to pick up my girlfriend at her work at about 2 in the morning. She managed a local pizza place. We fucked in the walk-in freezer lol. That was some unpleasant shit

 

[Thug Waffle]

I'd say not having the impulse control to keep yourself from doing something that stupid is more reflective of childlike behavior than that of a mature individual.

what if it's not impulsive?

 

[big_z]

At my old job there was a guy that would sneak into another office, fire up the porn and enjoy a wank. He eventually got caught and fired.

I've never had the urge to stroke it at work. I'm pro and have self control.

 

[Rayis]

GAF is full of pervs who jack it at work, that's why I like this place.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

A friend once told me he masturbated at every place he has worked. We got a job at Five Guys together, so I guess he did there...

He called himself The Boat and had a bunch of crazy stories. One was how he got that nickname. He was banging an obese girl and and said, "Call me The Boat bitch" or something.

Getting kicked out of a random house naked after pissing in a dude's closet.

I don't even know what else. It's been 5+ years.

He's protecting us in the Navy as I speak!

 

[Minion101]

Who hasn't jacked off at work? I mean JESUS CHRIST we're there ALL the fucking time.

 

[Slurmer]

GAF is full of pervs who jack it at work, that's why I like this place.

GAF is kind of like Mad Men, except instead of being a boss and hooking up with coworkers it's being alone and masturbating

 

[120v]

for what it's worth, i've talked with alot of friends (one of them is a girl, actually) who said they do this. so its not something just pervy people do

when i was new at my first job i did it a few times. i had been out of a job for years so i was used to cranking one out in the middle of the day. i've since adjusted

 

[n64coder]

For those who jerk off in the car, or other public places, what do you do with the shame that's been ejaculated? Can't always have a towel at the ready.

How about on top of the toilet paper roll dispenser (the one in the rectangular metal housing)

One time I was getting ready to sit on the can so I put my C programming book on top of the dispenser. After sitting down, I picked up my book and noticed that the bottom pages were wet ( I stood it up). At that point, the familiar smell of spunk hit me. I threw the book on the floor, got up immediately and washed my hands. What kind of sick fuck someone has to be to not use toilet paper or shoot it into the bowl? Damn, I had to throw my good book out.

 

[isny]

This thread is going to go further than the pee in the shower thread, I just know it.

Have we had a pee in the sink thread yet?

 

[Phire Phox]

Have we had a pee in the sink thread yet?

Yep

 

[isny]

Yep

Hahaha, of course we do. GAF never disappoints.

 

[Izayoi]

for what it's worth, i've talked with alot of friends (one of them is a girl, actually) who said they do this. so its not something just pervy people do

Maybe the real revelation here is that everyone is a pervert.

 

[Nether!]

I once secretly lived in my office for three months.
I tried to hold out for as long as possible.
Two days later...

 

[Naked Snake]

I once secretly lived in my office for three months.
I tried to hold out for as long as possible.
Two days later...

.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I think I have. Can't remember tbh. Have had sex at work though

 

[CaptainGyro]

The most disturbing thing to me in this thread is that somebody actually objected to the use of the word "fap" in here

 

[Boss Doggie]

Between tray two and three

Wouldn't you risk getting stains on the ink/toner and/or the papers coming from the feed?

 

[Monado Blade]

Peeps who have had sex at work: tell me more

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

Not gonna lie, I've thought about it before.

Never masturbated during school (I didn't actually do it till I was 21, believe it or not), but my biggest fear during Study Hall was I'd take a nap and have a wet dream. I always tried to stay awake because I suffered from those way more than usual, I guess because I never purposefully masturbated then.

 

[dokish]

I did it once. It was a hot day of the summer and every women I worked with were wearing very little. I was just so horny that I had to do it. I didn't even need any visual support. My imagination was more than enough. I came in under a minute and it was the biggest load of my life.

 

[Ravek]

I can honestly say no. Where I work, I have to wash my hands before I take a piss. Cant imagine jerking it with those conditions.

 

[kendrid]

Where I work (typical office) someone jacks it and leaves their juice running down the bathroom walls. I've worked here for quite a while and there are very few people that have worked here longer than me. I think I know who you are....

 

[brokenbeans]

Where I work (typical office) someone jacks it and leaves their juice running down the bathroom walls. I've worked here for quite a while and there are very few people that have worked here longer than me. I think I know who you are....

You need a new job.

 

[RBH]

I got given £2 once for helping a customer out, and I tried to give it back to them.

ended up using it on my lunch. hasn't happened since, however. No one would give me anything on top of the usual service in my old job.

edit: shit, I read the title as "been tipped" not "fapped"

:lol :lol :lol

 

[XT Vengeance]

I've whacked off in the control room of a Ohio class nuclear submarine while we were doing periscope operations and we were rigged for black. You can't see your fingers in front of your face. Ton of people in the same room but no one could see.

This. This is the reason I look at these types of threads. Fucking lol

 

[Flandy]

I got given £2 once for helping a customer out, and I tried to give it back to them.

ended up using it on my lunch. hasn't happened since, however. No one would give me anything on top of the usual service in my old job.

edit: shit, I read the title as "been tipped" not "fapped"

Holy fuck. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Was laughing for a good 45 seconds before I was able to stop my self. I was "WAT WAT WAT WAT" as I was reading it wondering what it would lead to. Well done you

 

[Aurongel]

Never fapped in school or at work, I just never had an urge strong enough to drive me to take the risk. I was however offered a BJ at a walmart that I politely declined.

 

[TheOohChild]

I did it one time, but I was 14

 

[The Lamp]

I got given £2 once for helping a customer out, and I tried to give it back to them.

ended up using it on my lunch. hasn't happened since, however. No one would give me anything on top of the usual service in my old job.

edit: shit, I read the title as "been tipped" not "fapped"

help me i'm crying ahahahahaha

 

[BPoole]

This is the Best, Worst Thread ever lmao

 

[Toparaman]

I got given £2 once for helping a customer out, and I tried to give it back to them.

ended up using it on my lunch. hasn't happened since, however. No one would give me anything on top of the usual service in my old job.

edit: shit, I read the title as "been tipped" not "fapped"

BLARGH

 

[MrToughPants]

How about on top of the toilet paper roll dispenser (the one in the rectangular metal housing)

One time I was getting ready to sit on the can so I put my C programming book on top of the dispenser. After sitting down, I picked up my book and noticed that the bottom pages were wet ( I stood it up). At that point, the familiar smell of spunk hit me. I threw the book on the floor, got up immediately and washed my hands. What kind of sick fuck someone has to be to not use toilet paper or shoot it into the bowl? Damn, I had to throw my good book out.

Fuck, that's both hilarious and disgusting... Lol

 

[Secks4Food]

Oh yes, many a time, I have my own bathroom.

 

[davepoobond]

Wouldn't you risk getting stains on the ink/toner and/or the papers coming from the feed?

brother, do you even know how copy machines work? they are fine machinery built with the sturdiest of build materials. you obviously have to open slot A to get to the D and slide it back away from the body before you can take your hand and slide it into the G. Spot, that is. Then you can pull the toner and any stray papers out so it doesn't get pregnant.

 

[dreamcastmaster]

Only once as I don't find public or work toilets a very sexy atmosphere. I worked in a movie theater and one of those sex scenes during a movie was just too much and I needed rid of my boner.

 

[Fatal Futanari]

I got given £2 once for helping a customer out, and I tried to give it back to them.

ended up using it on my lunch. hasn't happened since, however. No one would give me anything on top of the usual service in my old job.

edit: shit, I read the title as "been tipped" not "fapped"

holy shit i'm dying xD