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[pollo]

Ok serious question.

I wanna know if I'm infertile or not, because I think a girl has a right to know if I am.

Would I just go to a health clinic to test shit like this? An STD clinic?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

hmm, if only there were some kind of clinic to check on one's fertility...some kind of...fertility clinic.

 

[DarkAngelYuna]

You probably are shooting blanks. You're not a man. You fail at manhood.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

Tasting it is the only way

 

[Fatghost]

When you and your gf/wife have been trying for more than 6 months to get pregnant and are unable to, that's when you see your doctor about possible infertility.

 

[pollo]

When you and your gf/wife have been trying for more than 6 months to get pregnant and are unable to, that's when you see your doctor about possible infertility.

That's lame. I wouldn't want to be with someone if they can't get pregnant, sorry to say.

 

[Slo]

If you shoot it in your eye and you don't go blind, you're shooting blanks.

 

[Tchu-Espresso]

Blow it in a girl and you'll have your results in a couple of days.

 

[the year 20XX]

Yeah, try impregnating some women.

 

[Javaman]

+

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[Spruce Moose]

That's lame. I wouldn't want to be with someone if they can't get pregnant, sorry to say.

Shallow, aren't we?

 

[human5892]

Go to a podiatrist

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Tasting it is the only way

Listen to this man.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

When you and your gf/wife have been trying for more than 6 months to get pregnant and are unable to, that's what I call a fun 6 months!.

I LIKE IT SKIN ON SKIN

 

[Mr. E. Yis]

Go to a fertility clinic, or see a urologist. You will do a spermicide test (jerk off in a cup) that will get tested in a lab to see if your sperm count is normal and healthy.

 

[buckfutter]

Heat up a needle and shove it in a sample of your chowder. If it tries to crawl away you aren't shooting blanks.

 

[MrNibbles]

They actually have home test kits.

 

[bjork]

Heat up a needle and shove it in a sample of your chowder. If it tries to crawl away you aren't shooting blanks.

What? :lol

 

[thefit]

Taste it.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Oh, you didn't know? Being a Yankee fan causes sterility.

 

[Poody]

Heat up a needle and shove it in a sample of your chowder. If it tries to crawl away you aren't shooting blanks.

Holy shit that just made my day.

 

[CajoleJuice]

Oh, you didn't know? Being a Yankee fan causes sterility.

Then how are there so many?

 

[bjork]

Then why are there so many?

Because it's better than being a Red Sox fan?

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Then how are there so many?

Yankee fans don't procreate. They rise from the foul depths of Hell to live out their days booing A-Rod and shooting blanks to photos of Captain Intangibles. When they die, another simply takes their place.

 

[Snaku]

Heat up a needle and shove it in a sample of your chowder. If it tries to crawl away you aren't shooting blanks.

 

[Jewbacca]

Heat up a needle and shove it in a sample of your chowder. If it tries to crawl away you aren't shooting blanks.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

it didnt work

 

[eLGee]

That's lame. I wouldn't want to be with someone if they can't get pregnant, sorry to say.

What, because babies are sooo important? **** you.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Nut in your eye and you should see some swimmers. If not, you're screwed.

 

[chadums90]

Tasting it is the only way

This makes me laugh.

 

[BuG]

Shallow, aren't we?

I really don't see how this is shallow. If I'm in love with someone, and I mean truly in love, then I would want to share absolutely everything with them, including DNA. Sure, maybe if you've been with someone for five years and then you drop them like a sack of shit because you find out they can't have kids, that might be shallow, but the OPs situation doesn't sound shallow at all (in fact he's doing the honourable thing by notifying the chick if he's sterile).

 

[Dan]

Heat up a needle and shove it in a sample of your chowder. If it tries to crawl away you aren't shooting blanks.

Post of the week.

 

[westical]

I really don't see how this is shallow. If I'm in love with someone, and I mean truly in love, then I would want to share absolutely everything with them, including DNA. Sure, maybe if you've been with someone for five years and then you drop them like a sack of shit because you find out they can't have kids, that might be shallow, but the OPs situation doesn't sound shallow at all (in fact he's doing the honourable thing by notifying the chick if he's sterile).

I hear IVF works.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

 

[BuG]

I hear IVF works.

Point taken. I didn't even think of that.

 

[Corwood Rep]

Is it wrong that this is the only thing I've laughed at, like, all weekend?

 

[BuG]

What a miserable existence.

 

[pollo]

Is it wrong that this is the only thing I've laughed at, like, all weekend?

I do it for the kids.

HAHA get it

 

[gblues]

When you and your gf/wife have been trying for more than 6 months to get pregnant and are unable to, that's when you see your doctor about possible infertility.

Actually, I think the period is 1 year.

I'm certainly not shooting blanks; I knocked my wife up within 2-3 weeks of her going off the pill! *flex*

 

[Corwood Rep]

I do it for the kids.

HAHA get it

Congrats. You ruined it.

Dickface.

 

[ghst]

Rape the cat.

New species or bust.

 

[alejob]

http://www.webmd.com/content/article/73/87986.htm

http://www.early-pregnancy-tests.com/fertilmarq-male-fertility-tests.html free shipping!

 

[OatmealMu]

Tasting it might not be such a bad idea. Dead sperm has a bit of a peppery flavor. You can also try working it around between your fingers. It should have the consistency of a tightly grouped collection of male reproductive cells.

 

[Poody]

here's a picture instead.

 

[The Interrobanger]

:lol :lol :lol