Support NeoGAF

[Lucc]

someone mind to explain the skype reference pls?

 

[-viper-]

masturbation is bad for ur eyez

 

[Plywood]

someone mind to explain the skype reference pls?

With skype you can have live webcam chats, blame space wanted to cyber.

 

[DonMigs85]

Waitaminit... Robocop doesn't have a penorz anymore!

 

[Haly]

Take up world of warcraft.

But don't use flight paths. And play in full screen mode.

 

[EatChildren]

Waitaminit... Robocop doesn't have a penorz anymore!

You haven't seen Tetsuo?

 

[grumble]

Just cut down gradually. Start with just whacking off one time a day. Then skip a day here and there. Then alternate days. Then skip two days sometimes. At that point, you should be good to go.

 

[jmdajr]

resistance is futile!

seriously though get rid of your collection. there's no point to it.

 

[Mudkips]

How will he cut off the hand that cut off the other hand?

They're very good hands.

 

[DemiMatt]

occupy your time with hobbies. I for one collect action figures

See! They are awesome and time consuming, you can also take fun pics with them to work on photography skills, see here are some amazing shots I took.

Notice the use of depth of field and light, see starting one hobby can branch out to others!

 

[(._.)]

You couldn't be more insecure if you tried OP. If you are afraid somebody will find porn on your computer just don't let them use it. I have some (99.2GB, HD) and it is stashed away deep in a dark place under my documents.

 

[water_wendi]

 

[RustyNails]

 

[Mr Solo Dolo]

 

[TemplaerDude]

This thread is brutally hilarious. :lol :lol :lol

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Masturbate is the first thing I do when I get home. Kinda have to. I live with my girlfriend and we've had sex twice in 3 months, so Im going through long stretches between having actual sex.

 

[Ephemeris]

 

[Ezalc]

:lol Amazing thread. Wolf picture and Robocop gif made me lol heartily. Good show gentlemen.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Think of England.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Think of England.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!


This is all you need:

 

[Instro]

:lol

 

[ATF487]

Nooooooooooooooooooo!


This is all you need:

So true :lol

Also I wank often because

1) it's a great night cap
2) if I don't, and I drink, I want to fuck anything with tits
3) i still get random erections sometimes, but less so when I rub one out a day before
4) it's fun

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

 

[Arozay]

 

[wenis]

 

[dankir]

OH MY GOD?!@?!@

 

[eternaLightness]

Holy shit that scared me lol

 

[Calcaneus]

Ever since I started exercising, I've been masturbating less. I don't know of those are correlated but you could look into it.

Also, brilliant, Zaro.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Nooooooooooooooooooo!


This is all you need:

I don't watch disgusting porn. I'm not sure if this makes me normal or if it makes me boring.

 

[dschalter]

that is not very safe for work.

I don't watch disgusting porn. I'm not sure if this makes me normal or if it makes me boring.

that's not the point. the point is that even normal porn seems gross once you are done masturbating. which i think is true to a considerable extent.

 

[dschalter]

double doh

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Someone edit the picture QUICK QUICK QUICK THAT GUY THAT SOME GANGREEN FUCK SHIT ON HIS SACKY BALLS

 

[KevinCow]

Oh my god. I need some info on this.

 

[this guy]

.

Awww look at the little piggy.

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

Oh my god. I need some info on this.

I wish I knew too, so I'll offer you this instead

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Oh shit. I just got the pigs. :lol

 

[Fimbulvetr]

OH MY GOD?!@?!@

Why would you quote it? :lol

 

[brianjones]

Someone edit the picture QUICK QUICK QUICK THAT GUY THAT SOME GANGREEN FUCK SHIT ON HIS SACKY BALLS

:lol

 

[wenis]

I wish I knew too, so I'll offer you this instead

http://www5.pic-upload.de/28.09.10/65xxa6gpds78.gif

I see that, but raise you this...

 

[DarkKyo]

I'm 23 and I do it probably like 4-5 times a week now. Not nearly as much as I used to... just get older and you won't be so compulsive.

 

[dschalter]

this thread seems like it might get locked because of these pics being posted. not really a bad thing i guess.

 

[brianjones]

I see that, but raise you this...
http://imgur.com/Z6f1V.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

good choice.. that would definitely help me stop

 

[PJV3]

I'm married and nearly 40 yrs old, and i still bash off daily. one benefit is i have wonderfully shiny leather-like palms, and the ability to pick up very hot objects without feeling much pain.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

She's ugly, but I'm horny, so I'd hit it.

 

[Zombie James]

Maybe it's time for another contest?

 

[mysticwhip]

I like where this thread is going.

 

[owlbeak]

I like where this thread is going.

Dick illusions?

 

[Snuggles]

Did I just see what I think I just saw.


Kill me now.

 

[BertramCooper]

that's not the point. the point is that even normal porn seems gross once you are done masturbating. which i think is true to a considerable extent.

So true.

I'm guessing there's some biological reason for this?

 

[Stinkles]

Did I just see what I think I just saw.


Kill me now.

Three little pigs.