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[MustacheBandit_]

Compilation of all ideas:

Put superglue on their porch. Shit on the superglue. Cover it with shaving cream, then order them 1200 pizzas.

 

[Borgnine]

Leave the country and begin a life in organized crime. Once your family is well established, go in to the olive oil business. Return to the country and visit your former schoomates at their villa under the pretense that you wish you purchase olive oil from them. Then stab them in the heart.

 

[themadcowtipper]

If you go the Super Glue route, go with

Stronget glue ever.

 

[BitchTits]

Compilation of all ideas:

Put superglue on their porch. Shit on the superglue. Cover it with shaving cream, then order them 1200 pizzas.

:lol

Send them a pizza topped with shit, shaving cream and superglue.

 

[panda21]

steal their trash

 

[Hylian7]

steal their trash

And then put it in the dumpster, that'll show them!

 

[Pacey]

Poor warm fish sauce (Nam pla) through their letter box. If they don't have one, just smear your shit up their door.

there needs to be a scoville scale for just how rancid fish sauce can get.

 

[lethial]

Fight them. Or did they pick on you for a reason?

 

[Xzior]

 

[Crovax33]

1) Get a plastic lunch tray from a cafeteria or fast food restaurant (needs to have raised edges)
2) Pee in it
3) Freeze it
4) Pop the frozen pee popiscle out of the tray and slide it underneath the crack in their door as far as you can in the middle of the night

When they wake up in the morning, they will have a puddle of piss in the middle of their locked apartment and no idea how it got there.

 

[Zenith]

Find every single business in the area that does a delivery of some kind and order from all of them, so that an army of delivery cars and people descends on them.

Either that or report them you pussy.

 

[Dr.Horrible]

Jerk off a dog into a bunch of pastries and then hand deliver the pastries to the other people and tell them you hope there are no hard feelings and to enjoy their cream filled pastries. / Van Wilder

 

[Osietra]

Facebook party.

 

[AmICoolYet]

1) Get a plastic lunch tray from a cafeteria or fast food restaurant (needs to have raised edges)
2) Pee in it
3) Freeze it
4) Pop the frozen pee popiscle out of the tray and slide it underneath the crack in their door as far as you can in the middle of the night

When they wake up in the morning, they will have a puddle of piss in the middle of their locked apartment and no idea how it got there.

I was going to suggest this but instead of a lunch tray you can also use a large zip-lock bag. The key is to get it as thin as possible.

Another good one is if you can get in their shower, unscrew the shower head and put jolly ranchers in it. When someone in there takes a hot shower they will melt and coat them in a layer of hard candy. It does not come off easily.

In a prank war with the guy adjacent to us, we got into his room and put cake/frosting in his shoes, shampoo, conditioner, on his lamp switch, sleep mask, face wash, toothpaste, and generally anywhere he wouldn't see it but was guarenteed to touch it.

One of the best one's I've seen, was you pop a shit ton of popcorn, put saran rap in front of their door on the door frame. Leave an opening at the top, you then fill the space between the door and the wrap with popcorn. When they open the door, it will be an avalanche of popcorn. Make sure to tape down the saran wrap so it doesn't fall off backwards. Use extra-buttered popcorn.

 

[MikeOfTheLivingDead]

Fold cardboard in half like a book and fill it with shaving cream. Stick the open end underneath the door and jump on it, sending the shaving cream shooting under the door and all over whatever is in its path.

Since everyone seems to like ideas involving shit, why not fill a blender full of shit and say some whip cream, whip it up into a foam and use it instead of shaving cream in the above idea.

 

[Pacey]

Since everyone seems to like ideas involving shit, why not fill a blender full of shit and say some whip cream, whip it up into a foam and use it instead of shaving cream in the above idea.

waste of a blender.

 

[Clydefrog]

OP, make sure you tell us what you end up doing as well as how it turns out.

 

[dwin45]

One thing you could do that hasn't been mentioned yet is to shit all over them and their belongings.

 

[Always-honest]

Shit on their mothers.

kinda fixed

 

[-viper-]

defacate on them

brick their cars

 

[FunkyPajamas]

OP, make sure you tell us what you end up doing as well as how it turns out.

Tell us? What, are you posting from the 80's?

OP, you better film it and post it here.

 

[Cindres]

I was going to ask what "flat" meant, but now it's clear.

Why can't you report them again? Even before that, how did your RA's not notice this shit when they were doing rounds? I would think that would stink up the whole floor, unless your dorm is one of those outdoor apartment-style things.

Well for one we've cleaned it off (just poured a boiled kettle on it to get rid of it), so there's no evidence, and it didn't stink or anything and there aren't people doing their rounds on a daily basis.

Yeah our flat's door is outside, we're not in the main inside bit of this particular accommodation.

EDIT: Oh, and we don't think any of them have a car. And we -think- they could have been too drunk to remember properly, which means if we do do something to them they may not suspect us or have any clue it was us.

 

[∀ Narayan]

Pump chlorine gas into their flat.

Damn.

Put shit all over their car door handles.

Pretty much this. Make sure you put it on the underside of the handles, so that they won't be able to see the manure at first glance.

 

[ConfusedMan09]

 

[SUPREME1]

Umm, kick their ass?


If violence is not an option, wait for them to leave then:

1. Slip a sheet of paper underneath their door that simply states "Don't fuck with us."

2. Smear a light layer a shit on the underside of their doorknob so as not easily visible under normal circumstances. Also, fill the key hole as much as possible... wiping away any excess.


So, when they return... they'll stick their key into a shit hole while their index, middle and ring fingers will get shit all over them. They'll not know what it is at first until the smell hits their nose. That'll piss them off. Then they'll realize it's also on their key... and while this is going on they'll walk inside and see a note the says "Don't fuck with us". They'll have to wipe off the key of shit... that'll piss them off even more. Not to mention that every time they use their key for the next several days it's gonna stink like shit and they'll have to wipe their key again. It'll take several days before the shit is effectively cleared out...

:lol


If you don't wanna get too crazy, substitute with peanutbutter. The lack of shit stench will have them wondering if it really was shit or not, which is more of a psychological mind fuck.


Good luck. Please choose my method for payback. If not, you'll find shit smeared under YOUR doorknob.

 

[BakedPigeon]

masturbate on the door knob..... think of the hottest girl ever.... make it a 15 minute session so its really flowing.

 

[Zek]

Fake pizza orders are a prank on the pizza place, not the recipient.

 

[Medalion]

Ok so a little background, i'm staying in a flat in University halls. Last night some guys from a flat opposite got home pissed (I dunno like 3am or something), all my flat stayed in last night. Turns out when these guys got back they decided it would be a laugh to piss and spit on our door, fuck knows why, i don't even think we know any of them.

So anyway we're trying to think of some creative way of getting back at them, ideas?

 

[KingHenrik30]

Shit on their cars.

I had a friend who did that once to a girl who stole his parking spot. funniest thing i've ever seen

 

[Celsior]

One of my friends from another dorm then me (was at his dorm) we were all beyond wasted one night(I am one of 2 people who remembered what happened) and the girls next door got pissed at the noise we made, can over and told us they will get the RA if we don't shut up. Well my friend was piss, so we stay quiet for 30 minutes then when we knew they were a sleep, he went over to there suite(no one ever locked there suite door, just there room door) too a piss on all the furniture and shat in there microwave.

Me and my roomates watched then bailed out for the night, and the next day we come over and the girls from that suite wanted the RA to get a DNA test from the shit :lol :lol :lol
He never got in trouble for that and they never bother us again.

 

[BakedPigeon]

One of my friends from another dorm then me (was at his dorm) we were all beyond wasted one night(I am one of 2 people who remembered what happened) and the girls next door got pissed at the noise we made, can over and told us they will get the RA if we don't shut up. Well my friend was piss, so we stay quiet for 30 minutes then when we knew they were a sleep, he went over to there suite(no one ever locked there suite door, just there room door) too a piss on all the furniture and shat in there microwave.

Me and my roomates watched then bailed out for the night, and the next day we come over and the girls from that suite wanted the RA to get a DNA test from the shit :lol :lol :lol
He never got in trouble for that and they never bother us again.

can we have you guys shit ih a cup so we can compare it :lol :lol

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Smear a light layer a shit on the underside of their doorknob so as not easily visible under normal circumstances. Also, fill the key hole as much as possible... wiping away any excess.


So, when they return... they'll stick their key into a shit hole while their index, middle and ring fingers will get shit all over them. They'll not know what it is at first until the smell hits their nose. That'll piss them off. Then they'll realize it's also on their key... and while this is going on they'll walk inside and see a note the says "Don't fuck with us". They'll have to wipe off the key of shit... that'll piss them off even more. Not to mention that every time they use their key for the next several days it's gonna stink like shit and they'll have to wipe their key again. It'll take several days before the shit is effectively cleared out...

Holy shit, I think I'm going to try this with some noisy neighbors. Thanks.

 

[jakncoke]

One of my friends from another dorm then me (was at his dorm) we were all beyond wasted one night(I am one of 2 people who remembered what happened) and the girls next door got pissed at the noise we made, can over and told us they will get the RA if we don't shut up. Well my friend was piss, so we stay quiet for 30 minutes then when we knew they were a sleep, he went over to there suite(no one ever locked there suite door, just there room door) too a piss on all the furniture and shat in there microwave.

Me and my roomates watched then bailed out for the night, and the next day we come over and the girls from that suite wanted the RA to get a DNA test from the shit :lol :lol :lol
He never got in trouble for that and they never bother us again.

:lol

 

[Like the hat?]

roll them up in a carpet and throw them off a bridge

 

[G-Bus]

Why does every other suggestion involve feces?

Go to a pet store and get a bunch of crickets. Not like 10, but hundreds. Do the super glue thing that was suggested and than unleash the crickets under the door.

 

[retty]

Here's my contribution:
http://pranksite.com/c_7_20/DoorPranks.html

I personally recommend the flour under the door prank, you could basically fill an entire room with a whole bag of flour.

 

[Rei_Toei]

Piss in their freezer. Piss in their ice cube holders. Toss an old shoe in their deep fryer. Soak their food with vinegar. Hide some raw meat at weird places.

 

[perryfarrell]

You already lost because you're paying more attention to their action than they to yours.

 

[RedShift]

What University are you at?

 

[Rickard]

Go to a store, buy one of those little stink bomb/spray can things, put a few squirts under their door.

Simple.

 

[negreenfield]

Take a shit on a plate and put it under one of their beds. (Knew someone who did this in college to their roommate, and they were all friends, they just had sick prank issues)

 

[Cindres]

Ok, bumping this with an update as i'm not gonna be one of those asshole OPs that starts a thread and never follows it up.

Basically we came home drunk last night and one of our flatmates pissed on their door, and then poured milk all over it. About an hour ago they pelted our door with wet paper towels, so we took a haggis that's been in the kitchen for over a month, and pelted it at their door, we don't think they know about this yet so tomorrow we're expected some blowback from that.

 

[Mr Nightman]

Take a poo and smear it on the underside of their car door handles lol :lol

 

[Clydefrog]

Ok, bumping this with an update as i'm not gonna be one of those asshole OPs that starts a thread and never follows it up.

Basically we came home drunk last night and one of our flatmates pissed on their door, and then poured milk all over it. About an hour ago they pelted our door with wet paper towels, so we took a haggis that's been in the kitchen for over a month, and pelted it at their door, we don't think they know about this yet so tomorrow we're expected some blowback from that.

Thanks for updating us but please let us know when the real pranking begins.

 

[StuBurns]

Stab them next.

 

[CrankyJay]

Find out who they are, send out fake registered sex offender notices with their pictures on there. Put some extra perverted as their crime. Accidentally give them one.

 

[Home]

Pick up a prepaid phone and call every food place in your city/town. Also call all plumbers, locksmiths, electricians, heating guys, clowns, balloon and flower deliverers, etc etc and direct them to their flat. Watch the chaos from your flat.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Have sex with them. That'll teach em.

 

[Mudkips]

Ok, bumping this with an update as i'm not gonna be one of those asshole OPs that starts a thread and never follows it up.

Basically we came home drunk last night and one of our flatmates pissed on their door, and then poured milk all over it. About an hour ago they pelted our door with wet paper towels, so we took a haggis that's been in the kitchen for over a month, and pelted it at their door, we don't think they know about this yet so tomorrow we're expected some blowback from that.

Cut your hair.
Save the hair.
Soak the hair in menstrual blood.
Cover their entire door with said sticky, icky, hair.

If you want to kick it up a notch, light it on fire, knock, and run.

Tips:
Ask a female friend to check that no one's in the women's bathroom and to stand guard at the door while you retrieve from the small trash cans. Use gloves.

If the menstrual blood is too dry / absorbed to coat the hair easily, simply add a little bit of water to your bucket of used pads and tampons. Your goal is to coat the hair in gooey, icky, menstrual blood, so don't make it too watery.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

I like the "Fill a trashcan with liquid, lean it against their door" prank. Usually done with simple water, can substitute with urine, a red beverage, etc.

I also live in the dorms at my school and it's been pretty disappointing so far. I was expecting all kinds of fun hijinks like this, but there's cameras everywhere, it would take some planning to get away with something simple, and there's no way anyone is doing anything with shit anywhere.