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[Clevinger]

New CBS/NYT national poll:

Cain: 25%
Romney: 21%
Gingrich: 10%
Paul: 8%
Perry: 6%
Bachmann: < 2%
Huntsman: < 2%
Santorum: < 2%

Cain't stop the Cain Train, baby.

 

[Yo Gotti]

I can't be the only one that thought that cigarette looked more like a joint at first glance.

 

[JJDinomite]

This guy is exactly what the GOP needs.

 

[richiek]

Cain's trying to go for the Mad Men demographic.

 

[SuicidalSteve]

Kane?

 

[rpmurphy]

New CBS/NYT national poll:



Cain't stop the Cain Train, baby.

Dayum. Is Limbaugh supporting Cain? Last I heard he's not a Romney guy in the least.

 

[fallengorn]

Are they trying to use tilt-shift photography for a close up?

Yeah, it's really odd they used it. But then came the cigarette and the smile. What is going on?

 

[VeryGooster]

lol, thought the same thing. The music was so perfect. Reminds me of old-school Simpsons parodies.

"Vote Herman Cain. If you were running for president he'd vote for you."

 

[Barrett2]

New CBS/NYT national poll:



Cain't stop the Cain Train, baby.

Even Gingrich has pulled ahead of Perry? Incredible.

Nick who? Dammit dude, take a page out of Troy Mclure's playbook and throw some of your credits out with your name. I refuse to imdb this guy.

You might remember me from some of my other public service messages such as Out With Gout - 88; and Fireworks, The Silent Killer.

 

[SmokyDave]

That guy doesn't smoke, or at least doesn't smoke properly.

 

[Drkirby]

Thats a crappy ad.

Also, the guy smoking at the end will likely just alienate people more, even if they don't directly realize.

More to the point (yes, this ad aired in Florida. And thank fuck he lost.)

I remember that ad, I thought it was satire when I first saw it.

 

[Alpha-Bromega]

i know it's all fun and jokes, but i'm actually really sad that this really is the honest to god ad, supporting this absolutely butt fucking crazy candidate who is leading a pack of crazies.


i know it's all fun, but there are people who actually support him. like real people, who think (??) and do things like poop and make breakfast

 

[VeryGooster]

Inevitable parodies won't be anywhere near as hilarious.

 

[Barrett2]

Inevitable parodies won't be anywhere near as hilarious.

It's like the ICP Magnets video, when the real thing is already perfect, no need to parody.

 

[RustyNails]

New CBS/NYT national poll:



Cain't stop the Cain Train, baby.

It pleases me greatly to see Rick Perry in single digits. I bet his ego has all but shriveled up. Can't wait to see him lash out and punch Romney in the face, and walk off the stage in the next debate.

 

[Escape Goat]

Wel, I am convinced.

 

[Takamura-San]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789_wpS1Qr8&feature=related

Look at 0:36 LOL

 

[nateeasy]

omfg awesome

 

[Sirpopopop]

i know it's all fun and jokes, but i'm actually really sad that this really is the honest to god ad, supporting this absolutely butt fucking crazy candidate who is leading a pack of crazies.


i know it's all fun, but there are people who actually support him. like real people, who think (??) and do things like poop and make breakfast

Yes.

 

[Jangocube]

The man has so much swag.

He has so much swag that it actually appears like he has no swag! There has to be swag INSIDE of other swag for him to pull that off!

Swagception.

 

[Dali]

Even Gingrich has pulled ahead of Perry? Incredible.




You might remember me from some of my other public service messages such as Out With Gout - 88; and Fireworks, The Silent Killer.

Oh shit, the Out with Gout guy?! See why didn't he just say that in the first place? Cain +1.

 

[equap]

i don't get it. :\

 

[polyh3dron]

There needs to be a dubstep remix for that I am America song.

Oh god yes that'd put this ad over the top

 

[polyh3dron]

This guy is exactly what the GOP needs.

And exactly what they deserve

 

[dankir]

Flawless victory!

 

[polyh3dron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWNJnnYMqZU

This is even more ironic since he's black and some republicans probably have similar thoughts when they hire black people.

lol he's just using the sharia law dog whistle to get the tea party support.

Meanwhile Hasidic Jews have made a public bus separate men from women in NYC.

 

[Ken Masters]

I will campaign hard for Cain is he wins the GOP based off this ad alone

 

[Escape Goat]

I wish so badly sometimes I could see into alternate futures where people like Cain or Bachmann become President. What kind of crazy shit would go on with them at the helm? Its like a What If comic that nobody could come up with.

 

[Mr. B Natural]

This ad really made me think. Really made me ask questions like -
Q: Who is America?
A: He is.

Q: America?
A: Fuck yeah.

 

[Sealda]

Herman Caine is kinda awesome. In the debate he said the one thing he would bring to the white house. I guess, this is his humor.


WTH, the ending is amazing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzHTmMEys0o&feature=channel_video_title

and lol at the top rated comment for the Yellow Flowers youtube.

I watched this to learn&#65279; about Herman Cain, what he stand for, who he is, why is he surging... and I get... this? This was a waste of my time, I have gained nothing from it and feel that just maybe Herman Cain is a waste of my time too...

FutureMarine1775USA 4 days ago 40

Someone have no humor.

 

[RustyNails]

Hey, so...where's the auto-tune remixed version?

 

[Clevinger]

lol, someone improved the ending

I want a gif of that.

 

[Sealda]

lol, someone improved the ending

I want a gif of that.

OH MY GOD...

wtf is this

If Caine is seriously behind this. The old man have some serious internet (general) humor skills.

 

[Ichabod]

I was hoping for a sweet 1980's-style montage when that music kicked in.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

New CBS/NYT national poll:



Cain't stop the Cain Train, baby.

I approve of this slogan. Ad is the best laugh I've had this week, and I watched the Saints/Colts game.

 

[Ether_Snake]

lol, someone improved the ending

I want a gif of that.

HAHAHA

 

[Dali]

lol, someone improved the ending

I want a gif of that.

I refuse to believe this is Herman Cain's channel. That's the exact same gag as the board game sketch from Tim and Eric. The one where the guy is smiling then gradually fades to crazy face. No way this is legit. Either that or he hired Tim and Eric to handle his channel without knowing who they were.

edit:

haha. Two n's in "Hermann", lol.

 

[crazy monkey]

More to the point (yes, this ad aired in Florida. And thank fuck he lost.)

OMG is this real? seriously.

 

[Ether_Snake]

I refuse to believe this is Herman Cain's channel. That's the exact same gag as the board game sketch from Tim and Eric. The one where the guy is smiling then gradually fades to crazy face. No way this is legit. Either that or he hired Tim and Eric to handle his channel without knowing who they were.

edit:

haha. Two n's in "Hermann", lol.

No, Herman Cain's channel is TheHermanCain

BTW for those who didn't see this one. Cain's a Pokemon fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyn4k49uqeo

 

[JGS]

This man really delivers...

PIZZA!

OH SHIT.

Had that pizza last week (carryout only ! )

It's no Donato's, but was quite tasty. I say the man has the pizza platform locked down

EDIT: Just saw the video. That was awesome. It was like Charles Bronson was running his campaign.

 

[Takamura-San]

This man really delivers...

PIZZA!

OH SHIT.

HAHAHAAH ... Pizza...

 

[RedSwirl]

Okay this whole election has confused the shit out of me because I have no idea who Obama's actual, legit opponents are.

Why are people trying to find an anti-Romney (I'm serious)? Most of the other people I've seen are almost as crazy as Cain.

 

[mckmas8808]

Greatest ad ever? Worst ad ever? Proof that Cain is trolling the GOP?

Only this man knows:

Dat troll face!

 

[Lazy vs Crazy]

Okay this whole election has confused the shit out of me because I have no idea who Obama's actual, legit opponents are.

Why are people trying to find an anti-Romney (I'm serious)? Most of the other people I've seen are almost as crazy as Cain.

People don't like Romney because the Republican party is full of religious nutters and he's a Mormon.

Also has Cain realized that income tax and payroll tax are different things yet?

 

[JGS]

Okay this whole election has confused the shit out of me because I have no idea who Obama's actual, legit opponents are.

Why are people trying to find an anti-Romney (I'm serious)? Most of the other people I've seen are almost as crazy as Cain.

1. Seen as a Democrat in sheep's clothing
2. Is Mormon (Wouldn't have believed this one until recently)
3. His persistent #2 status gives an indication of how he will finish in general election. He's not revolutionary enough.

 

[RedSwirl]

1. Seen as a Democrat in sheep's clothing
2. Is Mormon (Wouldn't have believed this one until recently
3. His persistent #2 status gives an indication of how he will finish in general election. He's not revolutionary.

Okay so who else they got? Who was that big dude (for lack of a better description) who kept turning down requests to run. For some reason he seems the most interesting to me, because he's a guy who's being asked to be in power, but doesn't want it.

 

[RustyNails]

Okay so who else they got? Who was that big dude (for lack of a better description) who kept turning down requests to run. For some reason he seems the most interesting to me, because he's a guy who's being asked to be in power, but doesn't want it.

Chris Christie. He's gonna regret it in 2016.

 

[Vanillalite]

Only this man knows:

 

[morningbus]

Okay so who else they got? Who was that big dude (for lack of a better description) who kept turning down requests to run. For some reason he seems the most interesting to me, because he's a guy who's being asked to be in power, but doesn't want it.

Christie, from New Jersey. He doesn't want to run because he knows he would lose.

Republicans keep looking for this fantasy candidate and now they're stuck with the D-tier candidates.

 

[Kaizer]

Wow, can't believe that was real. The troll face at the end and the cigarette sum it up quite well.