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Hey GAF, remember that Pikachu Bread girl? (applemilk)

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Flunkie said:
If there are 30,000 people sad enough to subscribe to her, then there's at least a small percentage of those people who will send her money, no doubt. Just look at the comments.
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I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you. I'll just take your word for it.
 
I like Boxxy, and here's why. I'm not postpubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don't fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism.

I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, /b/ really does hold one thing sacred: it's 'bad muthafucka' image of itself. /b/ really believes that it's frightening, that it's tougher than a Ford Chevy, that it's badass masculinity personified, in a sense. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins.

And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything /b/ hates - passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it's happily faux-childlike. That's why Boxxy became a meme - because she DIDN'T want the attention; because she provided no pics (as the /b/tards will attest). As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll the /b/tards ever devised. It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts - in their image of themselves. How can they be tough, scary guys when their favorite hangout is one long love poem to Boxxy love? So that's why I love Boxxy - the sound of /b/'s humiliation is sweet music to my ears.
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This is why I like Boxxy too :D
And she does a hilarious weeaboo impersonation :D
 
Wii said:
This is why I like Boxxy too :D
And she does a hilarious weeaboo impersonation :D
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-she lives in Japan
-she is capable of producing used panties.

Put the two together and the bitch can live like a queen.
 
aoi tsuki said:
As many times as i've seen this strip, this is the first time i've noticed he was handcuffed to a pipe.
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I just noticed the first two panels are the same scene, but cut in two...
 
Wow, I just saw the applemilk video, she looked like she was about to cry in the video the whole time... or she was drugged up

Maybe she ran into some trouble with the Yakuza, pimpboss or similar.

Even if she's put through university for one year, what's going to happen for the second or third year? I think she needs to straighten out her life, even if it means going back home.
 
PrinceAdam said:
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:lol Poor dog. :(


sp0rsk said:
So funny story.

I'm walking home with a friend and also sometime gaf poster srider back to my place and before we go home we stop at the shopping area around the station to get a bite to eat.

As we are walking I see this big foriegner girl with an even bigger douchebaggy looking Japanese dude, and as I'm looking, I'm like damn, that girl looks familiar, and as she gets closer I see her face (She was wearing sunglasses at night, Corey Hart would be proud) and she looks at me and I'm like oh no fucking way.

Yeah it was applemilk and she lives in my city.
I guess I have to move now.

P.S. Why won't her agency pay for school?
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Those damn foreigners!
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sp0rsk said:
Doesn't she have some STD or something, no thanks.

She's a little too tall for my tastes.
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High-five! Small and kawaii is the way for me~
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She's actually said before bragging about how many gifts and how much money she gets from her fans. So not surprising.
 
The misogyny on the internet is really getting tired at this point.

Adumaha said:
I still have no idea what this strip means.
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The strip has about as much "meaning" as any PBF comic, but it's where weeaboo comes from. Exactly how it went from PBF to mean 'japanophile,' though...who knows.
 
aku:jiki said:
The strip has about as much "meaning" as any PBF comic, but it's where weeaboo comes from. Exactly how it went from PBF to mean 'japanophile,' though...who knows.
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I think it started when 4chan made their wordfilter change the word wapanese into weeaboo.
 
UGH. I can't believe I'm even reading about her again. The video was fucking pathetic. And reading some of the YouTube comments is just irritating enough for me. :\ The funny part out of this, is that she'll get the required money. I just know it.

I also laughed at sp0rsk's story. Wow, I can't believe she lives in the same town as you. How unfortunate.
 
Uncle said:
I think it started when 4chan made their wordfilter change the word wapanese into weeaboo.
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Ah, there we go. Etymology established. :D

Rewrite said:
UGH. I can't believe I'm even reading about her again. The video was fucking pathetic. And reading some of the YouTube comments is just irritating enough for me. :\ The funny part out of this, is that she'll get the required money. I just know it.

I also laughed at sp0rsk's story. Wow, I can't believe she lives in the same town as you. How unfortunate.
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Wow. If video links of a girl talking a little -- which you can very easily not click -- angers you this much, you have serious fucking issues.
 
aku:jiki said:
Wow. If video links of a girl talking a little -- which you can very easily not click -- angers you this much, you have serious fucking issues.
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It doesn't make me angry at all. I just find it annoying. From now on, I'm just going to ignore any posts/threads regarding Pikachu Bread girl.
 
I find her insanely annoying too.. But that's why I didn't even bother to watch the video. :lol She comes across as a spoiled brat that wants a free ride in life.
 
I love how they try to sound classy with 'gravure model'. I guess it's one step away from 150 men bukkake sessions featuring an octopus, a dozens of eels and a 2x4.
 
shuri said:
I love how they try to sound classy with 'gravure model'. I guess it's one step away from 150 men bukkake sessions featuring an octopus, a dozens of eels and a 2x4.
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What's the 2x4 for?
 
Leonsito said:
Again?
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Yeah, I can't believe it took this long for someone to realize that she already has; the "joke" isn't clever! Yet it has been posted about 600 times in this thread.

But cupcake dog saved the lame thread. :lol :lol :lol
 
If this works i'll post a video on youtube asking for money too! Also, might as well quit my job since i get to have other people paying me money for nothing!
 
Is that dog photoshopped?

Also, if applemilk can't figure out how to earn money off her body, she doesn't deserve more. I'm sure her fans in Japan would pay $100 a head to beat her into submission and gang fuck her. Hell, I'm sure a few of them would sodomize her with their throbbing, uncircumcised members... especially the Samoans.

Sick, you say? I'm not carrying around paintings of Barbra Streisand
 
shuri said:
I love how they try to sound classy with 'gravure model'. I guess it's one step away from 150 men bukkake sessions featuring an octopus, a dozens of eels and a 2x4.
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Gravure model? More like Gravel model.
 
I sent her 10 bucks. Hopefully this means that she'll send me exclusive photos and maybe talk to me on AIM or something.

Edit: Ok no I didn't...but surprisingly no one yelled at me for saying I did like I had hoped. :lol
 
She's a spoiled small time otaku celeb who makes horrible decisions in life and she's begging for money now? How fucking pathetic can you get? Maybe if she actually applied herself to a legitimate job or I don't know, got a fucking STUDENT LOAN she wouldn't have to shame herself.

I bet she doesn't even want to go to college really and she's only doing it so she can stay in Japan.

Is this even legal for her to use Youtube as a platform for her to receive non-taxable donations?
 
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