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Historic infinitely long match being played at Wimbledon (1st Round) [Back on]

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Keyser Soze said:
Fitting music

watch

:lol :lol It truly goes with everything.
 
Battersea Power Station said:
Can the loser of this match ever play tennis again? How? How can he ever enjoy anything? A woman? Family? Kids? A child's laughter? The sun's warmth? The caress of soft linens? It's all meaningless. There's no joy.
:lol :lol :lol
 
More then likely, whoever wins this is NOT going to win their next game. There's just no way they'll have the energy to compete.
 
datruth29 said:
More then likely, whoever wins this is NOT going to win their next game. There's just no way they'll have the energy to compete.
Of course not, they're going to lose in straight sets.
 
:lol @ the voice infliction of the court announcer. He's completely baffled at the amount of the games :lol
 
criesofthepast said:
Let them play in the dark. Give everyone in the crowd glowsticks.

Shit, Inverdale and Big john beat me to it.

Move it to court 1. Roof. Lights. 18 year old ball girls in bikinis. First to die loses.
 
The Guardian said:
It's 56 games all and darkness is falling. This, needless to say, is not a good development, because everybody knows that zombies like the dark. So far in this match they've been comparatively puny and manageable, only eating a few of the spectators in between bashing their serves.

But come night-fall the world is their oyster. They will play on, play on, right through until dawn. Perhaps they will even leave the court during the change-overs to munch on other people. Has Roger Federer left the grounds? Perhaps they will munch on him, hounding him down as he runs for his car, disembowelling him in the parking lot and leaving Wimbledon without its reigning champion. Maybe they will even eat the trophy too.
:lol :lol :lol
 
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