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Google translate:
http://translate.google.com/transla...il.aspx?artikelid=DMF20100817_117&sl=nl&tl=en

DNA research shows that the German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler was related to Somalis, Berbers and Jews. That is this week to read the magazine Knack. By the DNA of relatives of the Führer to analyze could be called "haplogroup" Hitler's determination. That price gives Hitler's forefathers came from and who he is related.

 

[JGS]

For some reason I thought Hitler was half Jewish already.

 

[Subliminal]

so.. You're saying that you're hitlers cousin?

 

[badcrumble]

There are a whole lot of problems with Hitler. That he was apparently a hypocrite about racial purity is very, very far down the list. That he wasn't racially pure isn't even on the fucking list.

 

[mysticwhip]

I feel like I've read or heard this years ago.

 

[MrHicks]

what a twist etc etc

 

[Shanadeus]

Hitler's ideas doesn't really hinge on himself being "racially pure".
That's what any nazi will tell you if you reveal this to him or her.

 

[Borgnine]

If you trace my ancestry back 50,000 years I'm related to Africans. I'm so ashamed.

 

[vordhosbn]

If you trace my ancestry back 50,000 years I'm related to Africans. I'm so ashamed.

what's wrong with being african?

 

[Chichikov]

what's wrong with being african?

Didn't you see Lethal Weapon 2?

Spoiler

It's the accent.

 

[Pterion]

If you trace my ancestry back 50,000 years I'm related to Africans. I'm so ashamed.

Sucks to be you.

 

[neorej]

 

[Buttonbasher]

I'm not a fan of Hitler.

 

[Rad-]

I remember hearing this like 5 years ago.

 

[Drkirby]

So?

 

[Jenga]

I'm not a fan of Hitler.

he totally sold out right after the beer hall concert in '23

 

[Sasquatch]

People can hate their family.

 

[Forkball]

So he was a Pirate Muslim Jew?

 

[The Big Rig]

Too soon.

 

[Borgnine]

This just in: US students think Blondi was a new wave band and not Hitler's dog.

 

[andymcc]

For some reason I thought Hitler was half Jewish already.

a very common misconception, not true though.

 

[YYZ]

Can't wait for the Downfall parody of Hitler receiving this news.

 

[ToxicAdam]

Irrelevent information unless it was a relative that was alive during his lifetime.

 

[Steppenwolf]

Does this mean he wasn't actualy a 2m, blonde and blue eyed aryan?

 

[harSon]

Does this mean he wasn't actualy a 2m, blonde and blue eyed aryan?

His definition of Aryan was incredibly skewed and factually incorrect in the first place.

 

[andymcc]

His definition of Aryan was incredibly skewed and factually incorrect in the first place.

the only member of the nazi high-command that looked aryan was reinhard heydrich, which is strange as he was of jewish decent and hitler knew it. :lol

 

[crazy monkey]

DNA test shows he was realted to jews and aftican

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

We're all inter-related, which is why the concept of race is meaningless as a biological construct. I have Morrocan heritage going back 500 years in addition to the Spanish, Aztec and probably West African that's in there too.

Funny thing is that I read the thread title as "Hitler related to Jews, Africans and the Biebers"

 

[Combichristoffersen]

he totally sold out right after the beer hall concert in '23

I think his '39-'45 tour of Europe was kinda neat. Himmler was fucking smoking on the guitar, and Göring was a powerhouse behind the drums.

 

[mello]

Great, more irrelevant and probably inaccurate news about dead people.

 

[Shiggy]

Oh no, the Führer was a Untermensch??? News at 11.

 

[Kurtofan]

I'm pretty sure all of us are related in some extent to a lot of different peoples.
The "pure Aryan" is a myth.

 

[crazy monkey]

We're all inter-related, which is why the concept of race is meaningless as a biological construct. I have Morrocan heritage going back 500 years in addition to the Spanish, Aztec and probably West African that's in there too.

Funny thing is that I read the thread title as "Hitler related to Jews, Africans and the Biebers"

:lol

 

[electroshockwave]

What is the German ideal? As blond as Hitler, as tall as Goebbels, slim as Goring, and chaste as Rohm.

I still don't understand how so many Germans got hooked into the racial purity thing with those guys in charge.

 

[Kayhan]

Funny thing is that I read the thread title as "Hitler related to Jews, Africans and the Biebers"

Everything is becoming clear.

 

[Kurtofan]

What is the German ideal? As blond as Hitler, as tall as Goebbels, slim as Goring, and chaste as Rohm.

I still don't understand how so many Germans got hooked into the racial purity thing with those guys in charge.

They were hooked by the "we're going to save economy and solve the crisis!" rather than by the racial message
Germany was in a big economic mess when Hitler came to power.

 

[Holy Order Sol]

 

[electroshockwave]

They were hooked by the "we're going to save economy and solve the crisis!" rather than by the racial message
Germany was in a big economic mess when Hitler came to power.

I know that was part of it, I'm familiar enough with the history of Weimar and Nazi Germany. But a significant portion of those who supported them bought into the racial superiority aspect.

 

[xbhaskarx]

His definition of Aryan was incredibly skewed and factually incorrect in the first place.

the only member of the nazi high-command that looked aryan was reinhard heydrich

I don't think you're getting what the problem with Hitler's definition of Aryan was... Aryans are not Germanic / Nordic:

Aryan

In scholarly usage (Indo-Iranian peoples collectively or separately for the Iranian and Indo-Aryan branches, cf. Arya)

Self designation of the Indo-Iranian languages and their speakers, viz. the Iranian and Indo-Aryan peoples, collectively known as the Indo-Iranians (still in use by some in the scholarly community for Indo-Iranian languages as a whole or for both the Indo-Aryan and Iranian branches).

...

As an adaptation of the Latin Arianus, referring to Iran, 'Aryan' has "long been in English language use". Its history as a loan word began in the late 1700s, when the word was borrowed from Sanskrit ā́rya- to refer to speakers of North Indian languages.

 

[NotWii]

Funny thing is that I read the thread title as "Hitler related to Jews, Africans and the Biebers"

Me too... that kid is the antichrist for sure

 

[m3k]

well this totally changes my opinion of hitler

 

[davepoobond]

and, you, and me too.

 

[m3k]

totally

 

[Mad Max]

So now we can finally blame black people and jews for the holocaust.

 

[xbhaskarx]

So now we can finally blame black people and jews for the holocaust.

:lol

 

[ShinobiFist]

Does anyone still carry the "Hitler" last name?

 

[Shiggy]

Does anyone still carry the "Hitler" last name?

There's "Tine Hitler" who presents the TV show "Einmarsch in 4 Wänden" (airing time: 19:33 - 19:45):
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xr3j6_tine-hitler-comedy-central-trailer_fun

 

[DeEJaYMiND]

I think his '39-'45 tour of Europe was kinda neat. Himmler was fucking smoking on the guitar, and Göring was a powerhouse behind the drums.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[SouthernDragon]

Does anyone still carry the "Hitler" last name?

His actual descendants changed their last names and most, if not all, decided not to have children as far as I recall.

 

[Tacitus_]

Ah dammit, I was goint to post this :lol