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[Stabby McSter]

SPOILERS

Spoiler

The train was truly unstoppable. It's actually still traveling the U.S. TO THIS DAY.

 

[Rorschach]

Denzel is cornering the market on train movies.

 

[DMczaf]

We're not just talking about a train. We're talking about a missile...

The size of the Chrysler building!

 

[Salsa]

this muthafucker would have been better to stop the train

[/IMG]

Oh god this shop :lol its like you put in as little effort as you could.

 

[DMczaf]

Oh god this shop :lol its like you put in as little effort as you could.

I know, you can tell its photoshopped by the lighting.

 

[spiderman123]

Oh god this shop :lol its like you put in as little effort as you could.

actually it`s paint pro didn`t really want to put too much effort so i just put images i had in a folder

 

[Discotheque]

Denzel and Scott sure love their trains.

 

[Kevtones]

looks better than Devil

 

[Larson Conway]

:lol :lol

Too epic for a speeding train mishap.

Having said that, I'm so gonna watch it!!!

 

[yanhero]

 

[Mikey Jr.]

The kids on another train speeding towards the unnmaned train!?!?!?


..............just stop the train and let everyone off? Problem solved?

 

[WyndhamPrice]

It actually looks entertaining and I like Chris Pine so I'll probably watch it on DVD.

 

[DMczaf]

To me, the greatest aspect of this is how freakin' easy it is to avoid the danger. It's on a track! It can't chase you down. Just stay off the track. :lol

Not anymore.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwOOhT6BNFk

 

[Discotheque]

this muthafucker would have been better to stop the train

[/IMG]

HAHAHA. Holy shit I lost it.

 

[Salazar]

SPOILERS

Spoiler

The train was truly unstoppable. It's actually still traveling the U.S. TO THIS DAY.

I want the train to jump a half-finished bridge. That would bring the epic.

 

[Ether_Snake]

 

[Diablos]

SPOILERS

Spoiler

The train was truly unstoppable. It's actually still traveling the U.S. TO THIS DAY.

Is that seriously how it ends? :lol

 

[Salsa]

Is that seriously how it ends? :lol

Yes of course!

 

[Spire]

Is that seriously how it ends? :lol

No, here's the real ending.

Spoiler

It's night. The train still lies on its side, derailed from when Denzel's character gave his life to stop it. The camera slowly drifts across the wreckage as it finally lies motionless in the forest. The camera eventually reaches the front of the train, it lingers for a moment and then BOOM, the lights come back on and the train roars to life. Smash cut to credits.

 

[Ether_Snake]

No this is the real ending:

Spoiler

Denzel laughs hysterically after revealing that he was the one who sabotaged the trains to make them unstoppable, so the rookie could be tested in this most extraordinary situation!

 

[Salazar]

Denzel's beautiful daughters are, as promised, sizzling.

 

[Cyan]

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! This isn't some ordinary train wreck! Everything is at stake! EVERYTHING! Now we got to pull together. We got go out there, and we got to kill that motherfucking train!

If we don't stop this train, there will be no Constitution!

 

[Naked Prime]

So this is like Blast Corp. the movie right?

 

[MWS Natural]

It's Tony and Denzel.



Day 1

Yes.

 

[Barrett2]

Its actually the train's first day on the job, and Denzel tricked it into smoking PCP.

 

[DMczaf]

wtf, wrong thread!

...uh....this movie still looks shitty!

 

[Slayven]

Listen, and understand. That train is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

 

[industrian]

WTF @ people pointing out plotholes from the bits and pieces of the story shown in the trailer. I know this will be a stunning revelation to you guys, but the trailer doesn't contain every detail about the plot in it.

Which is quite surprising nowadays.

It's alive, a robot virus took it over

If the movie was called Maximum Overdrive 2 I'd be all over it.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Listen, and understand. That train is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

King Kong ain't got nothing on that train!

 

[Slayven]

King Kong ain't got nothing on that train!

Enough is enough, I have had it with these motherfucking trains on these motherfucking tracks.

 

[jaxword]

Spoiler

This is a comic from 2001. Damn.

 

[fallagin]

They need to blow that thing up with a missile.

 

[Salsa]

Enough is enough, I have had it with these monkey fighting trains on these monday-to-friday tracks.

fixed for tv

 

[Nemesis121]

Scotty beam that train into space:lol :lol :lol Yes Captain..

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Denzel is gonna trick that train into smoke some suicidal coal with him or some shit.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Eh, just as creative as most films. :lol

Awful trailer though. Unless everything in it happens in the first 30 minutes and the rest of the movie is just ridiculous awesomeness.

 

[NeoUltima]

Well, the trailer showed pretty much the entire movie. Guess I won't have to go see it.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Well, the trailer showed pretty much the entire movie. Guess I won't have to go see it.

I didn't want to have to spoil this for you, but you leave me no choice.

Spoiler

There's a helicopter train sent into take out the nuclear train before it drives into the school bus train. it dies, valiantly, but destroys the other two trains in the process. Before that though, it has sex with Denzel's daughters.

You were warned.

 

[Speevy]

They built it to carry shoppers from the first floor to the second.

"I designed her myself. Might be the largest, most efficient one ever constructed."

Just another year of last-minute Christmas shopping.

"You're closing? You gotta help me out. I'll be quick, I promise."

Nothing could go wrong...or so they thought.

"Guys...something's wrong. If someone steps on that thing, they may never get off."

This Fall, the situation will escalate.

 

[IsntChrisL]

Saw this during the Machete trailer today. I had several questions...

 

[Kholdstare]

I love how they edit trailers these days. It's cut so quick that the young guy comes off as an asshole when he first meets Denzel.

"We're working together today on train 1206"
Extends his hand for the handshake for one second
Looks angry "Is there a problem!?"

 

[Korey]

By the way, didn't China just recently invent a train that never stops?

 

[Salazar]

By the way, didn't China just recently invent a train that never stops?

They produced an animated video showing how it might work.

If that counts as 'inventing', yes.

 

[LakeEarth]

bullshit inspired by true events.

Any movie that claims "inspired" by a true story is 100% bullshit. The horror movie The Strangers was inspired by a true story, a true story that involved no kidnappings or murders whatsoever.

 

[Slayer-33]

When studios allow these trailers to be released it cracks me up, WTF are try thinking? :lol

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Enough is enough. I've had with these motherfucking chemicals on this motherfucking train!

 

[xbhaskarx]

Denzel fucking up The Taking of Pelham 123 with a totally unnecessary remake that changed most of the good parts was bad enough.

Enough is enough. I've had with these motherfucking chemicals on this motherfucking train!

:lol

 

[tokkun]

The concept of that Denzel movie with the multiple universes was a billion times stupider than this looks.

 

[Femmeworth]

You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?

 

[jersoc]

the train that couldn't stop.