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Holy shit I'm not a chronic masturbator

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DragonKnight

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Haha. Im serious. Im sure ill eventually quick jerk it when i have to pull out but thats it. One day at a time is how im taking it.


Edit: actually made it over two months before with zero sex but i broke it for the aforementioned reason.
 
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Good Job Bob

Member
DragonKnight said:
A month and a week here. My goal is for the rest of my life. And that includes finishing on a girl. Dont wanna touch my dick in any way shape or form sex wise. It honestly has been way easier than i thought. You really gotta out your mind to it and then make yourself busy with other goals and things. Next time i nut will be from sex or none at all. And thats after my three months no porn no jerk cleanse is done.

Dont miss it. For me porn is a huge time waster. And jerking is settling becauae i lack the confidence to go after what i really want.
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You'll blow your load in seconds when you finally have sex with a woman then, probably during foreplay.
 
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foxuzamaki

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DragonKnight said:
A month and a week here. My goal is for the rest of my life. And that includes finishing on a girl. Dont wanna touch my dick in any way shape or form sex wise. It honestly has been way easier than i thought. You really gotta out your mind to it and then make yourself busy with other goals and things. Next time i nut will be from sex or none at all. And thats after my three months no porn no jerk cleanse is done.

Dont miss it. For me porn is a huge time waster. And jerking is settling becauae i lack the confidence to go after what i really want.
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Jesus bruh, its not like shit is bad for you, its actually good for ya lol
 
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Frankie Williamson

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It's funny when people refer to not masturbating as a cleanse. Masturbating is cleaning out old crap from your prostate and testes. It's straight up good for your prostate.
 
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Keyouta

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DragonKnight said:
A month and a week here. My goal is for the rest of my life. And that includes finishing on a girl. Dont wanna touch my dick in any way shape or form sex wise. It honestly has been way easier than i thought. You really gotta out your mind to it and then make yourself busy with other goals and things. Next time i nut will be from sex or none at all. And thats after my three months no porn no jerk cleanse is done.

Dont miss it. For me porn is a huge time waster. And jerking is settling becauae i lack the confidence to go after what i really want.
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You realize it's actually beneficial to your health to masturbate, right?

also, lol @ this bump
 
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MooseKnuckles

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DoubleTake said:
Let Gaf know WHEN you relapse. lol
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The image is overused, but appropriate

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DragonKnight

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Guys. I know what im doing and why im doing it. Some of you seem so quick to "rescue" people. I know you mean well but there is a method to the madness.

And yes ill blow my load very quickly. But my tongue game is on point so im sure she'll forgive me.
 
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Winterfang

Banned
DragonKnight said:
Guys. I know what im doing and why im doing it. Some of you seem so quick to "rescue" people. I know you mean well but there is a method to the madness.

And yes ill blow my load very quickly. But my tongue game is on point so im sure she'll forgive me.
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Are they even any benefit to not masturbating?
 
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Sai-kun

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Why on earth would you just straight up stop forever? I mean sure, if you have someone to get off with every day then I guess that's fine but for those who don't...I don't see the point in not doing it. (And I think the people who spend hours doing it are the outliers)

Edit: oh yeah more on topic lmao at this perfect bump. Seriously one of the best revivals ever.
 
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Novoitus

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Watevaman said:
I stopped for a good 7 months one time. It might've been a placebo effect, but I felt a lot better after a few weeks.

I still don't know why I started back up.
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maybe you're just insane.

giving up masturbation is like giving up drinking an adequate amount of water. It's incredibly healthy, why would you stop?
 
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Watevaman

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Novoitus said:
maybe you're just insane.

giving up masturbation is like giving up drinking an adequate amount of water. It's incredibly healthy, why would you stop?
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lol that was like 3 years ago but since this was bumped, I stopped because I was finding it detrimental to my day. As I said, it made me feel better when I stopped.
 
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DoktorEvil

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Eight Bit has had a rough few days. Maybe his threads should end quietly...

Except the photos and memories he's created will last forever, or as long as NeoGAF is an active forum.

Godspeed EightBit.

Edit: enjoy the photo.

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