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[Derwind]

WHAT? I thought squirrels just ate nuts! That is terrible. I hate squirrels now.

I saw a squirrel with a chipmunk hanging out of its mouth in downtown Toronto. It was a life changing experience.

 

[Striker]

Is there a bigger asshole than a goose?

 

[Flek]

Storks eat Chicken

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qA1-x-n11MI

 

[Bit-Bit]

Ducks mate by raping.

The male's penis keeps getting longer and longer while the female's vagina has like thorns and shit.

LOOK IT UP, PEOPLE.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Ducks mate by raping.

The male's penis keeps getting longer and longer while the female's vagina has like thorns and shit.

LOOK IT UP, PEOPLE.

got ya covered

I saw a squirrel with a chipmunk hanging out of its mouth in downtown Toronto. It was a life changing experience.

I always thought they're all generic rodents... man stuff like that can really open your eyes

 

[CTLance]

Seals:
[IMG]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ay50QVy_700b_v1.jpg[/IMG]

Leopard Seals may be vicious predators, but they have a heart of gold.

 

[Jokergrin]

the horrifying dark side

 

[SirMossyBloke]

http://youtu.be/CnnIk-6wR00
Leopard slugs are awesome.

Huh, well then. I was literally watching this last night at my front door. Took a picture of one as it looked cool to try and find out what it was called. Now I know, makes sense. Wondered why they kept climbing my wall two nights in row.

 

[Melchiah]

The black dragonfish isn't really an adorable creature to begin with, but I found some interesting info about the species.

The black dragonfishes (Family Idiacanthidae) are long, slender fishes, which live in marine waters down to about 1000m deep. These fishes are sexually dimorphic (the males and females look different). The female has small eyes, long fang-like teeth, and chin barbel. The male is much smaller (5cm maximum length vs 40cm for the female) it lacks teeth, lacks the chin barbel, has a non-functional gut, and is dark brown rather than black. It appears that the male's main role is reproduction.

Like many deepsea fishes, the Black Dragonfish can produce its own light. This species has tiny photophores (light producing organs) scattered over its body and two rows of larger photophores along the side of the body. The chin barbel of the female also has a slender luminous tip. This may be used to attract prey.

Larval black dragonfishes are most unusual. They are long, slender, transparent fishes that have their eyes at the ends of long stalks, which can be up to half the length of the body.

 

[Raptor2155]

Oh, they do...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

Frogs, nature's fleshlight.

 

[onadesertedisland]

There has been a human that has done the same to a frog. That's why we laugh...

 

[TAJ]

I saw a squirrel with a chipmunk hanging out of its mouth in downtown Toronto. It was a life changing experience.

A friend of a friend was retrieving a frisbee. There was a squirrel the size of a small (but fat) adult cat sitting near it. As the guy approached, the squirrel held its ground and stared at him. When the guy reached for the frisbee, the squirrel lept forward with lightning speed and tore his hand open, then walked onto a nearby log and started... well, taunting him.
Obviously an ambush, lol.
When we left, the guy's hand was still bleeding profusely.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Holy shit at the spiny mouse...I want Wolverine regen stat!

 

[DonMigs85]

.

 

[heyf00L]

I'm pretty sure that I saw on Reading Rainbow or some PBS show many a decade ago that lady bugs ate pests that killed crops, so farmers release lady bugs into their fields.

So yeah, I already knew that they ate other bugs. Good for them. And spiders. Keep killing those mosquitoes, please.

 

[Boss Doggie]

The black dragonfish isn't really an adorable creature to begin with, but I found some interesting info about the species.

good lord it does look like those aliens

 

[jaybeeze]

why hasn't anyone mentioned how hamsters eat their young that shit would be traumatizing to bear witness to.

 

[ElfArmy177]

god damnit fuck those things!!

 

[Mobius 1]

owlswalloingrat.gif

 

[adamsappel]

Goddamn link to Cracked. Now I've got three Cracked tabs open and the night is still young. Why don't you throw in tv tropes while you're at it?

 

[Boss Doggie]

Goddamn link to Cracked. Now I've got three Cracked tabs open and the night is still young. Why don't you throw in tv tropes while you're at it?

No that's just too much

owlswalloingrat.gif

I actually think birds eating mice is pretty non-surprising.

It's stuff like birds eating birds a la pelicans that made me lose my minds

 

[TAJ]

why hasn't anyone mentioned how hamsters eat their young that shit would be traumatizing to bear witness to.

In hindsight, I think that may have been the reason my first grade teacher had them in class.
This was the same teacher who punched me. Craaaazy bitch. Looked like the black Bride of Frankenstein.
One of the babies that didn't get eaten somehow ended up dead in a kid's desk. Good times.

 

[Toa TAK]

It's stuff like birds eating birds a la pelicans that made me lose my minds

That cat is going to fuck that bird up.

 

[Boss Doggie]

That cat is going to fuck that bird up.

Depends if the cat can stay alive inside the pelican's pouch

 

[okdakor]

WHAT? I thought squirrels just ate nuts! That is terrible. I hate squirrels now.

Yeah...

And another aquatic rapist ?

 

[Nikodemos]

And another aquatic rapist ?

So, not only do they kill you to death with poisonous tail harpoons, they surprise-buttsex you while doing it? Fuuuuck that.

 

[Famassu]

Wait, they do? The only animals I know to rape are dolphins and some orangutans.

Ducks do as well. Males gang rape female ducks.

 

[BertramCooper]

Ducks mate by raping.

The male's penis keeps getting longer and longer while the female's vagina has like thorns and shit.

LOOK IT UP, PEOPLE.

Pretty much all animals reproduce through rape.

 

[Nikodemos]

Pretty much all animals reproduce through rape.

Uhh, nope.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Isn't that diver being stung?

 

[pestul]

Isn't that diver being stung?

Nah, barbs on the tail. He's just being rayped.

 

[Jokergrin]

 

[dankir]

Seals:

Cute Murder Killer Death Seal images

Jesus that's some grimey Mortal Kombat type shit! Great photo skills to get the moment the penguins head gets torn off :S

 

[News Bot]

What the FUCK.

 

[OatmealMu]

The best part about squirrels is how they eat birds. When I was a kid I'd occasionally overhear my grandpa saying how much he hated red squirrels. I finally asked him why he hated them so much, and he told me this: One day while walking around his backyard he happened to glimpse a squirrel atop a tree. It was eating something that looked like a nut. He edged a bit closer to get a better look. No, it wasn't eating a nut. It was a baby bird. You see, he thought it was a nut because of how it was eating. It would take a bite, rotate the bird, then take another bite. Imagine a squirrel eating a walnut and you'll get the picture.

 

[SpectreFire]

Gorillas and chimps don't rape? I always took them as the rapey type.

Chimps are also capable of murder, but I don't really count them as adorable. Chimps are downright terrible creatures. I wouldn't go near one unless I had a gun.

 

[Systemwarrior]

That's disturbing.

 

[How About No]

Zombie bird

AAHHHHHHHHHH

AAHHHHHHHHHH



AAAHHHHHHHHH

 

[TheJollyCorner]

laughed hard at the last couple panels.

Did that bird really survive for long after that? :/

 

[Alx]

... eat their own babies.

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

WTF! Oh god, haha, thats horrible.

Does anyone have the source to this?

 

[Boss Doggie]

I just find it hilarious that Mega forms in Pokemon got announced.

Nah, barbs on the tail. He's just being rayped.

Ahh I see.

oh god what the fuck how is the neck still on

 

[smurfx]

in what universe is a snail considered adorable?

 

[Boss Doggie]

in what universe is a snail considered adorable?

It's... unassuming.

 

[Protein]

OH MY GOD WHY. I hate myself for laughing at those last panels.

 

[Sword Familiar]

Otters rape baby seals.

Walruses are essentially pedophiles. They'll rape pretty much any walrus smaller than themselves.

... eat their own babies.

So do cats, if it's a still birth.

 

[Boss Doggie]

I thought animals eating their still-born child is normal.