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[ronito]

dude, why get up in arms? Isn't the crime itself the punishment?

 

[VeryGooster]

Someone is stealing your BREAKFAST Hot Pockets? It sounds like this person is doing you a huge favor.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

I never said stealing wasn't a crime. False dilemma.

You're right, my bad.

 

[LaserBuddha]

Not at all. I just never pass up an opportunity to highlight hypocrisy.

It's no biggie.

It's not hypocrisy either. I sighed because my own sentiments were misunderstood. I got annoyed in another thread because someone said "Really?" at me not recognizing someone in a photo that it shouldn't be assumed everyone should recognize. These things aren't the same. At all.

If it's not a biggie then don't chase it into another thread. If it's not a biggie then don't stretch to find hypocrisy where it doesn't exist.

 

[Count Dookkake]

It's not hypocrisy either. I sighed because my own sentiments were misunderstood. I got annoyed in another thread because someone said "Really?" at me not recognizing someone in a photo that it shouldn't be assumed everyone should recognize. These things aren't the same. At all.

If it's not a biggie then don't chase it into another thread. If it's not a biggie then don't stretch to find hypocrisy where it doesn't exist.

It's no biggie.

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

I'd say combine the two plans, as well as spit inside of the pocket.

 

[Rubbish King]

Plan B: Buy a new box of breakfast hot pockets, inject them with liquid laxatives, put them back in the fridge for the person to consume. Then in next weeks box, have a note asking the person if they enjoyed their explosive diarrhea.

Any other ideas to teach this petty thief to stop stealing peoples food?

Yes, try and get some sort of business meeting involving everyone...if you have the power to...then hopefully the guy/girl will shit themselves in front of everyone...teaching the perp a very valuable lesson

 

[LaserBuddha]

You're right, my bad.

My one specific sentiment about this particular case is that pressing criminal charges is going too far. The other things it appears that you think we disagree on are things I don't disagree with you on. So we can be friends.

 

[Ryck]

Wow some of you guys are so snobby... so the OP likes Hot Pockets get the fuck over yourselves.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Stab him.

 

[UpperCaseN]

Wait... Hot Pockets aren't laxatives to begin with?

 

[FunkyPajamas]

My one specific sentiment about this particular case is that pressing criminal charges is going too far. The other things it appears that you think we disagree on are things I don't disagree with you on. So we can be friends.

As I said before I also think pressing criminal charges is going too far; I would either have some fun with the person (i.e. a hopefully harmless prank as adding extra strength chili peppers) or bring it up with Human Resources if it's something that really bothered me. I made the mistake of thinking that because you a) thought the police (authorities) shouldn't be involved and b) thought people were going to "ruin his life", you simple wanted to let it pass. Again, that was my mistake.

Wow some of you guys are so snobby... so the OP likes Hot Pockets get the fuck over yourselves.

I'm sorry but this is just an avatar quote waiting to happen

 

[Ryck]

I'm sorry but this is just an avatar quote waiting to happen

Hahaha yes it is.

 

[parrotbeak]

Victoria Justice

Wow she's only 18? By that pic and thread context I thought she was some milfy celebrity chef.

But anyway, mandatory, I'd steal her hot pocket out of the community fridge and eat it.

 

[-PXG-]

Hot Pockets....vomits

 

[Dr Prob]

Muddimar: You wouldn't happen to work with Vox-Pop, would you?

 

[Neuromancer]

You guys are nuts. Hot Pockets are fucking delicious.

 

[Poindexter]

Christ, I can't believe that by page 3 we're still getting the "hurr hurr, he's doing you a favor" jokes.

Thaw the hot pocket, stick your dick inside, put some pubes in it, put some cum in it, put some laxative in it and refreeze it and put it back in. That'll show him.

And yes, hot pockets are fucking delicious, food snobs.

 

[Koomaster]

Fill the fridge full of hot pockets, as many as will fit. Tape a note to the front of one of the boxes; 'Eat up ya fat bastard!'

Maybe they will get the point.

 

[Wiseblade]

Wow she's only 18? By that pic and thread context I thought she was some milfy celebrity chef.

But anyway, mandatory, I'd steal her hot pocket out of the community fridge and eat it.

It was a joke based on the thread title.

 

[RevDM]

Bait him with Lean Pockets, that will show him!

 

[parrotbeak]

It was a joke based on the thread title.

Ya, I get it now, but didn't when I saw the pic since I never heard of her.

 

[3N16MA]

 

[Snuggles]

Go with plan B but then hide in the toilet so when he goes to poop you can pop out and bite his ass.

 

[Marleyman]

Hot Pockets hit the fucking spot.

 

[Boken]

I've always wanted to try Hot Pockets. Don't think they have them here in Australia though.

 

[Neuromancer]

I've always wanted to try Hot Pockets. Don't think they have them here in Australia though.

I'd ship some to you but they're frozen, it'd be pretty expensive.

 

[suzu]

Just put a note up. If they do it again, then put another note claiming you put something disgusting in them.

 

[Sol..]

thats it right there.

 

[-PXG-]

Hot Pockets hit the fucking spot.

Yeah, the spot that makes you take swampy, Mississippi bayou dump 30 minutes later.

 

[demon]

Hot Pockets hit the fucking spot.

yeah, the back of the toilet bowl at 30mph.

 

[GDGF]

You know you want to shit in a hot pocket.

 

[-PXG-]

You know you want to shit in a hot pocket.

I don't know man. The stuff they put inside them thangs already looks like someone took a dump in it already.

 

[GDGF]

Almost forgot this bit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nahjN8y2Pgk

 

[SapientWolf]

I can't think of anything you can do to a breakfast Hot Pocket to make it worse than it already is. You should try to convince the thief to buy the next box.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Hot Pockets? Seems like the thief has bad tastes.

 

[heliosRAzi]

Fuck them up the ass and see if you can make them fart out of their mouth

 

[Seanspeed]

Get a lunchbox with a lock on it.

 

[joelseph]

Hot Pockets? Rubbish I dare say.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I wouldnt trust my food in a fridge with other peoples food.

 

[davepoobond]

laxatives or fill the box with some sort of liquid that will burst out all over the place once the box is opened. that way you know who it is cause they'll have ink all over their clothes.

 

[DoctorButt]

fill them with rabies

if you can't find some rabies, go ahead and marry one of the hot pockets

when they eat one, claim they ate your beloved wife, then fhuta and kill the bitch

congratulate yourself and buy some $2 hookers

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

So how did this turn out.



I hope you went with laxatives.

 

[dojokun]

if you know someone eho is HIV positive, ask them to bleed a couple drops of blood into one of the hot pockets, and then leave them to get stolen

 

[Seda]

Whenever I think of Hot Pockets,, all I can think of is Gaffigans bit on them.

Caliente Pocket!

 

[DarkKyo]

if you know someone eho is HIV positive, ask them to bleed a couple drops of blood into one of the hot pockets, and then leave them to get stolen

 

[Leona Lewis]

if you know someone eho is HIV positive, ask them to bleed a couple drops of blood into one of the hot pockets, and then leave them to get stolen

 

[Truth101]

if you know someone eho is HIV positive, ask them to bleed a couple drops of blood into one of the hot pockets, and then leave them to get stolen

That's just fucked up.

 

[mrklaw]

is the pope HIV+!?

 

[mr2xxx]

Just make an announcement that you inserted your baby batter in the hot pocket. You'll now be known as the crazy guy no one should fuck with. Extra points if you add an eye twitch and pop a vein.