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[Staccat0]

Balls are uncomfortable. Balls are ugly. They feel like a liability.

Having male privilege is great. Having a period seems lousy. Having testicles though... oh man what a disaster.

How did this ever happen?

To clarify:

Try boxer-briefs or trunks

It has definitely made balls better, but that's part of what I'm wondering. How the fuck did we evolve to have a body party that is uncomfortable and easily damaged without elastic? It's like having a glowing weak spot!

 

[NinjaMuffin]

What?

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Get them removed idk

 

[DrFunk]

what

 

[Sephzilla]

OP just accidentally sat on his I bet

 

[The Beard]

Speak for yourself. My balls are amazing.

 

[Summer Haze]

LOL, I'm sitting here right now agitated as hell because I'm hot and my balls are sticking to my thigh. Every five minutes I'm reaching down and putting my boxers in between my leg and sack.

Fuck balls. Nothing but trash.

 

[joelseph]

We can build them better:

http://www.neuticles.com/

 

[Lakitu]

Mine decide to itch when I'm trying to sleep. What gives?

 

[Yaphett Kotto]

Bro its still morning.

Well, at least here.

 

[Staccat0]

What?

Oh you sweet summer child... there may come a day when your balls (assuming you have them) hang low and you will look back on this and know my lamentations.

LOL, I'm sitting here right now agitated as hell because I'm hot and my balls are sticking to my thigh. Every five minutes I'm reaching down and putting my boxers in between my leg and sack.

Fuck balls. Nothing but trash.

Haha, THIS GUY KNOWS THE TRUTH.

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

I've always enjoyed mine, despite some asymmetrical design. They're soft and squishy, just the way I like 'em.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

LOL, I'm sitting here right now agitated as hell because I'm hot and my balls are sticking to my thigh. Every five minutes I'm reaching down and putting my boxers in between my leg and sack.

Fuck balls. Nothing but trash.

Put some baby powder down there

 

[Ricky_R]

OP just accidentally sat on his I bet

That's when you officially get old, according to George Lopez.

 

[GiantBreadbug]

No they're fucking great

#dickandballs4lyfe

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

your jib, it's cut well

 

[Mr. Giggles]

I dunno about you...

But my balls are the envy of men around the world.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I dunno, friend. Every partner I've had has enjoyed my balls a lot, just playing with them. It feels nice and pleasant. It's not sexual, but it's more of a backrub thing. Just feels pleasant. I used to not like mine since they're about the size of peaches, and I felt it made my dick look smaller, but all is well. People like large balls. Just keep it clean and soft.

 

[Ban Puncher]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFhS0sSMys8

 

[Summer Haze]

Put some baby powder down there

Good idea.

 

[Zombine]

Yeah but you can stretch your sack and play with it for hours. That's a gift that you can't take for granted.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Good looking balls aren't ugly.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Yeah but you can stretch your sack and play with it for hours. That's a gift that you can't take for granted.

There's certain times I stretch them which is like 50 times more painful than any other time. Like when it's cold out or something. It's weird.

 

[Staccat0]

I dunno, friend. Every partner I've had has enjoyed my balls a lot, just playing with them. It feels nice and pleasant. It's not sexual, but it's more of a backrub thing. Just feels pleasant. I used to not like mine since they're about the size of peaches, and I felt it made my dick look smaller, but all is well. People like large balls. Just keep it clean and soft.

MY FACE

Good looking balls aren't ugly.

That's the LIEberal media infecting your brain.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

There's certain times I stretch them which is like 50 times more painful than any other time.

Those are called the best times.

Spoiler

Yes I'm slightly masochistic.

 

[stolin]

 

[blame space]

balls own

 

[maquiladora]

 

[Staccat0]

**truck nuts***

Ugh... makes my balls hurt just looking at em

 

[NoblesseOblige]

I want to link some art youtube video of some guy swinging his balls back and forth for 20 minutes. But not only am I currently at work, but that'd probably get me banned.

I can assure you that it's mesmerizing.

 

[Summer Haze]

I dunno, friend. Every partner I've had has enjoyed my balls a lot, just playing with them. It feels nice and pleasant. It's not sexual, but it's more of a backrub thing. Just feels pleasant. I used to not like mine since they're about the size of peaches, and I felt it made my dick look smaller, but all is well. People like large balls. Just keep it clean and soft.

You have peach-sized balls? LMAO.

Yeah but you can stretch your sack and play with it for hours. That's a gift that you can't take for granted.

I do this every night. Feels so good. I tell my friends to try it and they all laugh at me, but I'm the one who has the last laugh as I'm massaging my balls.

 

[Squalor]

My balls are smooth as eggs.

They've been called "beautiful."

 

[Staccat0]

I want to link some art youtube video of some guy swinging his balls back and forth for 20 minutes. But not only am I currently at work, but that'd probably get me banned.

I give you permission

 

[Bread]

Don't you hate pants?

 

[Switzer]

Try boxer-briefs or trunks

 

[Edwardo]

I hear having big ones can get you medical marijuana.

 

[Staccat0]

Don't you hate pants?

I do. I would wear a kilt if it wasn't a thing people who follow Will Weaton on Twitter do.

 

[Symphonia]

Did you shave them?

 

[Grym]

I'll just leave this here


Mich. man with 100 lb. scrotum raising funds for life-changing surgery

"The bigger it gets it seems to me like the faster it grows. When he stands it almost hangs to his ankles," his mother says.

 

[Staccat0]

Try boxer-briefs or trunks

It has definitely made balls better, but that's part of what I'm wondering. How the fuck did we evolve to have a body party that is uncomfortable and easily damaged without elastic? It's like having a glowing weak spot!

 

[Mr-Joker]

OP is this your balls?

 

[maquiladora]

If they were inside your body, the higher temperature would damage the sperm. That's why they hang outside, with thin skin, to keep things a bit cooler.

#GloBALLwarming

 

[NoblesseOblige]

I give you permission

Well if you're curious go to MOCAtv's (museum of contemporary art) youtube channel. There's a NSFW video in there about it.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

You have peach-sized balls? LMAO.

Yeah, they're larger than usual. It sucks. I used to work at a grocery store and guess what? At my height, my crotch is RIGHT on the same level as the edges of grocery carts. I suffered a lot of abuse.

I say it sucks, but it's nice. People like them.

 

[Summer Haze]

It has definitely made balls better, but that's part of what I'm wondering. How the fuck did we evolve to have a body party that is uncomfortable and easily damaged without elastic? It's like having a glowing weak spot!

As a child I used to be able to make my balls disappear by pushing them upwards. I can't do that anymore as they are too large. Nature is the biggest troll

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

Gets a bit awkward in the summer when they need adjusting, but you don't want people to see you playing pocket pool.

 

[Staccat0]

If they were inside your body, the higher temperature would damage the sperm. That's why they hang outside, with thin skin, to keep things a bit cooler.

#GloBALLwarming

Da fuck were sperm even thinking?

 

[ElTorro]

How come that OP missed the most serious downside of balls: people can intentionally or accidentally kick them and make you see stars.

 

[marrec]

It has definitely made balls better, but that's part of what I'm wondering. How the fuck did we evolve to have a body party that is uncomfortable and easily damaged without elastic? It's like having a glowing weak spot!

Large and obvious male genitals on the outside of the body allow for better selection among female mates duh

 

[Staccat0]

How come that OP missed the most serious downside of balls: people can intentionally or accidentally kick them and make you see stars.

Oh man. I have accidentally hit myself in he balls a few times.... WHO COMES UP WITH THIS SHIT???