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How did you lose your virginity in Dark Souls 2?

i provoked one of the hungry hungry hippos and i ran towards the cliffside which had a tree log you could push down to create a path to safety.

the log of course took its time coming down and i hurried onto it right before the hippo could swipe at me and i fell off the log out of fear :/....
 
Trying and failing to parry the Heide Knight. But of course I wouldn't be killed by an awesome dude like that but by an arrow from the grunt above him. :(
 
Yeah, rat hippo fucked me up. I was more disturbed at becoming
a woman after taking a nap
. Unlike Fable 2 you can reverse it. So I guess that makes Fable 2 more hardcore than Dark Souls 2?
 
I had the brightness down on my TV and wandered off a cliff right in the starting area. LOLed hard at the achievement.
 
In the cave leading to the forest area there is a big rock and a waterfall right past it...I forgot to press the jump button and ran into the ravine a la Thelma and Louise
 
Fell off a ledge. I didnt have much a of a problem killing normal mobs, but I ran around a corner too fast and ran off the ledge.
 
Voluntarily walked off the cliff right near the start point. Not sure why. T'was a quick first trophy!

That's where I died too... but I was just messing around and accidentally went off the cliff. My friend was on my headset in a party playing and got mad at me saying I wasn't taking the game seriously. haha
 
Voluntarily walked off the cliff right near the start point. Not sure why. T'was a quick first trophy!

Exactly what I did, I was checking if there was any hidden stuff in the starting area...

The part where the game teaches you how to jump :(

This was my second death...I've been playing Dark Souls heavily for the last three weeks so I took a run-up and rolled off the cliff like a pro.
 
I died before I even made a character.

I was trying to get Xinput working so that I could use my DS4. What I didn't realise was the the game was still taking KB inputs while it was minimised. I did get it working just in time to see my character edge himself right over a cliff edge.

After that I died a shit load of times to those turtleshell guards; why the hell does that overhead swing completely bypass your shield?
 
Fell off baiting the ogre's towards the shortcut bridge at Things Betwixt. Did the exact same thing my second run through as well! I think I started a tradition.
 
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