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How do you feel about small hands?
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sixteen-bit
Member
can be cute
can be used to emphasize the appearance and size of other body parts as well
can be used to emphasize the appearance and size of other body parts as well
Randolph Freelander
Member
I've never paid any mind to the size of hands unless someone specifically pointed them out, and even then, it's usually large hands of basketball players. The specific example coming to mind is pictures of Jahlil Okafor holding a basketball like it's a grapefruit.
Small hands? It's fun to joke about Trump, but I would never actually notice.
Small hands? It's fun to joke about Trump, but I would never actually notice.
the_batman
Banned
I've heard girls say they prefer large hands. I mean, do you really want "cute" hands?
John Kowalski
Banned
I, uh, don't feel about them i guess.
Pagusas
Elden Member
Its one of those things I dont notice about someone until I shake their hand, then its like "woah, dude has itty bitty hands". I feel like their is some weird subconscious judgement that happens in the back of my head that I have to intentionally fight at that point.
Same thing with women with large hands. I wonder if Seinfeld is to blame.
Same thing with women with large hands. I wonder if Seinfeld is to blame.
veryslowhand
Banned
Said to be associated with small private parts, don't have that problem.
brianjones
Member
all this time I thought I had a GAF size penis but it turns out I just have small hands
shira
Member
SaviourMK2
Member
They're fine as long as they don't run for president.
In truth though I met one of my childhood heroes, Austin St John, and maybe it's because I have stupid bear claw hands that can successfully slap a baby from head to toe with my whole hand at once. But his hands where noticeably small when we shook hands.
It was surreal that I idolized him as a child now I was bigger than him in terms of height and weight.
In truth though I met one of my childhood heroes, Austin St John, and maybe it's because I have stupid bear claw hands that can successfully slap a baby from head to toe with my whole hand at once. But his hands where noticeably small when we shook hands.
It was surreal that I idolized him as a child now I was bigger than him in terms of height and weight.
TheOfficeMut
Unconfirmed Member
At least your package will look bigger when you hold it. The illusion, brah.
Pai Pai Master
Banned
Lol no one should really think that having small hands is a bad thing. It's all purely cuz Trump is a fucking child.
sir_kevith
Member
I don't think about them except when I'm up at night thinking about how small Trump's hands are.
CambriaRising
Member
Where do you guys find time to worry about these things
Remember that the only reason people joke about Trump's hands is because he gets honestly and openly upset about it. His hands being small isn't the funny part, his reaction is. Also he's a guy who deserves all the ridicule he gets.
I don't think I ever noticed another person's hand size outside of Trump. You're fine.
I don't think I ever noticed another person's hand size outside of Trump. You're fine.
frothystout
Member
I just measured from my wrist to the tip of my middle finger and it's 7 1/4 inches. I'm 6'1" tall. Seems pretty normal-to-large to me.
Common Knowledge
Member
I'll make fun of Trump's small hands all day long (cause he's a think-skinned little shit), but in actuality I don't ever notice people's hands.
Muffin1611
Banned
I only make fun of people who have a complex about it. Maybe not even then.
I only know one person in the world who has, and ohhhh boy will I continue to make fun of him.
I only know one person in the world who has, and ohhhh boy will I continue to make fun of him.
DiipuSurotu
Banned
*nosepalm*
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
It's not unless you're a woman.
Having small hands means the only video game controller to ever fit me was the Gamecube controller, and when people say things like "the Wii U Pro controller is amazing!" all I can say is "but it hurts to reach the Y button..."
As for hands on guys, well, I guess I'll admit that semi-large hands catch my eye. There is such a thing as too big, though.
As for hands on guys, well, I guess I'll admit that semi-large hands catch my eye. There is such a thing as too big, though.
Mr. Largehands
Neo Member
Not a fan.
Count Dookkake
Member
They make my dick look bigger.
itwasTuesday
He wasn't alone.
long fingers, small hands. the fingers never fit right with gloves,
Puck Beaverton
Banned
I had someone tell me I had girl hands and I've been self-conscious ever since.
Life is pain.
Life is pain.
HawksWinStanley
Member
You mean your strong hand?
Jeronimo Jones
Member
I think they're cute on my fiancée. And when she's trying to hold my...phone.
It's a weird genetic thing. My brother and I are both big guys, six foot and thick with little hands and feet. My feet are a regular 9.5 and my hands are only slightly larger than most girl's hands. I can't really throw a football well because my hands aren't big enough to hold it properly and I tried to learn bass guitar on top of my singing skills and my hands were too small. I had to really crank my hand to reach the proper strings.
Alcotholic
Banned
Exteme hand sizes can be a blessing in disguise. Small hands can make a dick feel bigger or be great for fisting, since that might be too hard for big hands. Big hand people can encompass a whole pebis with one hand, which probably can feel like a wet hole, while fingers the size of dildos are probably awrsome
The One Who Knocks
Member
I don't care but that may be because my hands are tiny (approximately 15-16cm in length from my wrist to the tip of my middle finger). I'm very short (5'3") though so it's not hugely disproportionate. There are only a few circumstances when I end up noticing how large somebody's hands are, and other than that I don't really pay attention to them.
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
You just posted something that says it's below average.
stenbumling
Unconfirmed Member
Come on, who cares? What's actually important is the size of your heart.
Which is the size of your fist.
Mine is about 6 inches.