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[OriginofHysteria]

Gaf-mobile was the best invention ever.

 

[Az987]

Its hard, man.

Every time I get a new girlfriend I sit her down, open up my laptop, and say "Look, this is GAF; she comes first. ALWAYS!"

 

[number47]

what the hell is a regular gaffer? do we really need titles here?

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

wait you guys aren't on the payroll?

I refuse to take Gaf's money. I don't need it.

 

[leadbelly]

Simple. Cut all ties with family and friends and go into permanent seclusion. Do not answer the phone, do not answer the door. Board-up all windows so no one can look in. Store cans of food in your basement.

 

[UrokeJoe]

I drink for Gaf.

 

[StriKeVillain]

I spend somewhere from 10-16 hours a day in front of a computer, a big chunk of that is spent on GAF. I just multi-task at work and post when I can in between projects.

 

[AlimNassor]

Just when I thought I was going to log out, Gaf pulls me back in.

 

[leadbelly]

Simple. Cut all ties with family and friends and go into permanent seclusion. Do not answer the phone, do not answer the door. Board-up all windows so no one can look in. Store cans of food in your basement.

I will just add actually: this doesn't sound like you're maintaining much of a life. I would argue you are maintaining a life; a life on GAF.

 

[UrokeJoe]

I spend somewhere from 10-16 hours a day in front of a computer, a big chunk of that is spent on GAF. I just multi-task at work and post when I can in between projects.

You're not healthy.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

wait you guys aren't on the payroll?

EviLore said he'd ban me if I continue to pretend to be on EA's payroll.

 

[noah111]

I wonder the same thing, especially when I see guys like Wario breaking news on everything do many items. I thought he was employed by GAF for a second.

Yeah, when I was on the gaming side it was crazy sometimes how involved/up to speed etc people were. I remember breaking news like that but you had to be on the dime. :lol

Those were the days. Now I don't even find time for gaming tbh.

Just when I thought I was going to log out, Gaf pulls me back in.

Just checking this damn thread is time consuming!

 

[blame space]

you guys ever hiss at people IRL

 

[G-Fex]

this is my life.

 

[aznpxdd]

Well, thankfully I'm the boss so I can post on GAF when I'm in the office.

 

[UrokeJoe]

this is my life.

I've eaten grilled cheese sandwiches in your lifetime.

 

[El Sloth]

Thread made me check my profile.

Seems like I just passed 10,000 posts a little while ago. I think I should take a break.

 

[lunchtoast]

Just when I thought I was going to log out, Gaf pulls me back in.

log...out?

 

[StriKeVillain]

You're not healthy.

That's nothing. I know people in my company that start working at 6am and don't stop until after midnight. I don't know how they do it without something else to waste time on.

I do ok though, I wish I had more time for exercise but this'll do for now.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

If I had any kind of a life I probably wouldn't even post on GAF anymore. Maybe once a month.

 

[leadbelly]

you guys ever hiss at people IRL

It happened once. Someone pulled off the wood nailed to my window and shined a flashlight in my vicinity. I believe my eyes glowed red due to lack of sleep.

I solved that problem though by nailing wood to the window from the inside.

 

[News Bot]

I don't really have a social life right now, outside of my two best friends and my girlfriend. And still looking for work. Live with my parents... yeah. Fair bit of free time I guess.

 

[UrokeJoe]

That's nothing. I know people in my company that start working at 6am and don't stop until after midnight. I don't know how they do it without something else to waste time on.

I do ok though, I wish I had more time for exercise but this'll do for now.

http://www.trekdesk.com/

 

[JB1981]

I work 8-5 and I never go out anywhere and don't have any local friends and don't really have too much of a desire to make any. I've never really enjoyed it. I prefer to stay in with my computer, books, video games, and beagle.

this is sad

 

[cdyhybrid]

I never had a life in the first place so it was simple.

Spoiler

I only read like 10 different threads and use the mobile version a lot

 

[StriKeVillain]

http://www.trekdesk.com/

 

[noah111]

log...out?

I just tried to log out. It doesn't let me. Tried in two different browsers/cleared the cookies. What the fuck??

 

[UrokeJoe]

Nobody should ever be that happy unless they are holding their first born or a winning lottery ticket. I say we kill it with fire.

 

[Forearms]

I just tried to log out. It doesn't let me. Tried in two different browsers/cleared the cookies. What the fuck??

..and you will never leave. The NeoGaf has you.

 

[tdrdrgn]

log...out?

One does not simply... logout of Neogaf.

 

[Digishine]

The log out button is a lie. U can never leave GAF once signed in.

 

[Emerson]

I check on my phone between classes and check a couple times throughout the evening. Doesn't seem like that big a deal to me even with school and work.

 

[youngplaya21]

No kids/love life. No real social life. Student, so day ends at 2. No job. Means I'm on here all the damn time with no real problems (mainly just lurk though).

Oh, and an iPad that I have with me all the time helps too

 

[SuperSonic1305]

What's a life?

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

Mobile GAF is the greatest thing since air.

 

[btrboyev]

I hardly think you're the type of person the OP has in mind with your 1 post per day. I feel like I'm here a ton and I can't even snif the 15 or 20 posts-per-day some people have.

1 post per day, yet I've been a member of GAF since 1999. I'm here quite a bit just reading threads and I reply to a few. I'm probably here more than you think I am.

 

[G-Fex]

I've eaten grilled cheese sandwiches in your lifetime.

Huh? You've got problems old guy

 

[Curtisaur]

this is sad

Different strokes for different folks. I can understand how some could see it as sad, but I am content with it. Occasionally I will get lonely or stuck in a depressed slump but I think that's probably normal. Iunno. *shrug(

 

[UrokeJoe]

Huh? You've got problems old guy

My sandwiches are good. I'm okay.

 

[Vanillalite]

Gaf-mobile was the best invention ever.

THIS! I wouldn't be a regular except for this!

 

[ReiGun]

What's a life?

This. I have neither seen the outdoors nor known the touch of a woman for years. Why? Cause I got to be checking the threads man. I will die for this Gaf shit, son.

 

[Row]

Why blame yourself for not doing anything to improve your life when you could blame a random, commitment-less internet message board instead?

What a weird fucking post, honestly.

 

[blame space]

we can blame anything for our shortcomings, really.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

Gaffin aint easy.

Tell me bout it. This post has been extensively checked three times over just to make sure it's totally clean and contains no traces of bannable offensive content

 

[Plywood]

Tell me bout it. This post has been extensively checked three times over just to make sure it's totally clean and contains no traces of bannable offensive content

On top of preview post we also need a 'scan post' button.

 

[blame space]

I know the secret to not getting banned.. PM me.

 

[IceCold]

Well Evilore pays me to post so I guess being a gaffer is my job. I also get free unlimited access to Gaf Gold.

 

[Log4Girlz]

log...out?

No, I'm still here.

 

[Emitan]

I am no reguar GAFer

 

[Log4Girlz]

I am no reguar GAFer

Are you an irregular GAFer?