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[Ryaaan14]

You seriously can't wait like 5 fucking minutes to finish pushing a turd out of your arse before you start stuffing your face again? Are you fucking serious?

If I'm coming home with drive-thru, fuck no I can't wait 5 minutes. That paper bag isn't built for heat containment. Plus god knows how long I'll be on the toilet, you have to plan for the worst.

 

[Speevy]

Originally posted by the Human Centipede

 

[VanillaCakeIsBurning]

 

[Acerac]

Hungry and have to poop at the same time?

You should write a book Fry. People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE.

 

[Monocle]

I'm pretty sure you've inadvertently consumed about a teaspoon of your own poop by now.

 

[Ryaaan14]

I'm pretty sure you've inadvertently consumed about a teaspoon of your own poop by now.

Same goes for anyone who leaves their mouth open while they poop, yeah? I've probably eaten on the toilet 8 times in my life, and those food products have spent about 40 minutes in the bathroom total.

Your tongue...has spent months...

 

[fortified_concept]

WTF, dude?

W

T

F?

 

[T1tan]

BLEARRRGH!!!

 

[CabbageRed]

As apposed to letting it go stale or killing its flavor in the freezer? Farm fresh or GTFO.

 

[Nocebo]

Makes me wonder if OP is overweight.

 

[CabbageRed]

Makes me wonder if OP is overweight.

Efficiency is now a sign of obesity? If I wasn't so busy doing squat thrusts in the shower right now, I'd really let you have it.

 

[Keyouta]

I don't give a shit what you do while pooping, but I myself wouldn't eat food at the same time, that's weird.

 

[Ferga]

Doesn't the smell of your own shit put you off your food?

 

[SystemShock2]

This is like some bizarre complement to http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=447923

Not even close! Eating while you poop is 50x weirder than eating while you bathe. One is eating while relaxing, the other is eating while relaxing while smelling poop.

The first response is exactly how I feel.

 

[Kentpaul]

I finish chewing my food before i even take a piss.. But i have drunk a beer while taking a shit.

 

[Momo]

So I was watching a video capture a buddy of mine took during one of our Minecraft sessions, and to be honest I was completely stunned at my friends reactions to my statements.

I know people are all sensitive about washing hands and shit, but if you eat WHILE you're shitting, there is no cross-contamination happening whatsoever. So how do you guys feel about doing this, and how many of you practice this?

And before anyone asks, this is the conversation in question.

 

[polyh3dron]

 

[Grinchy]

Anyone who doesn't wipe in both directions has no idea how dirty his/her asshole really is. Front to back may be important for the first couple swipes, but you must go in the other direction at some point. If you are a one direction wiper, seriously try wiping the other way once next time. You'll notice some brown in your town.

 

[Medalion]

I thought this thread was about eating poop

 

[Kentpaul]

Anyone who doesn't wipe in both directions has no idea how dirty his/her asshole really is. Front to back may be important for the first couple swipes, but you must go in the other direction at some point. If you are a one direction wiper, seriously try wiping the other way once next time. You'll notice some brown in your town.

I shower after i take a shit, i wipe before the shower of course.

I always shit around the time i take my morning shower.

 

[McSpidey]

Anyone who doesn't wipe in both directions has no idea how dirty his/her asshole really is.

Please tell me you're joking. If not...http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/

 

[Awful Falafel]

Please tell me you're joking. If not...http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/

Wet wipes?! Maybe if I'm shitting in Buckingham Palace but until then I've got video games to throw my money away on in this economy thank you very much.

 

[Arkos]

I finish chewing my food before i even take a piss.. But i have drunk a beer while taking a shit.

Well of course it's okay to drink a beer while taking a shit. However I have never gotten into smoking on the toilet. Maybe it's because I've only lived in one or two places where I could smoke inside. But apparently it's supposed to be pretty cool for obvious reasons. (and eating on the toilet is gross, eww, something George Costanza does)

 

[Timedog]

When you smell poop, is that like a gas byproduct of poop bacteria eating the poop, or is that actual poop particles?

 

[Horse Detective]

WOW that bump

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

I'm about to be 36 years old and I've never even considered bringing food with me into the bathroom, let alone actually done it.

Alternative post:

wat

 

[Awful Falafel]

WOW that bump

It was front page of OT for me I swear! Shit, I didn't even notice. No clue how this happened

 

[Horse Detective]

It was front page of OT for me I swear! Shit, I didn't even notice. No clue how this happened

Don't worry my boy, I know for a fact that the OP will be pleased with your actions.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

What a shitty bump.

 

[Arkos]

When you smell poop, is that like a gas byproduct of poop bacteria eating the poop, or is that actual poop particles?

Source: http://www.smellypoop.com

Why does poop stink?
Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.

But that gas has also been inside your butt, so I'm pretty sure there are also probably some fecal particles suspended in it.

Edit: Actually the Educated Fart Analysis section of fart-sounds.net says:

Aerosolized particles of feces are also present in flatus, though in minuscule amounts.

 

[Kalamari]

I think all these poop related threads are giving me probiotic ads on gaf.