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[rpmurphy]

Um, how 'young' is young for this type of porn? Otherwise it's toeing pretty close to the pedophile line.

Probably around the age range of the console's primary demographic.

 

[Rest]

Fair enough

I don't even look at porn anyways. Traditional porn isn't for me, as per a fetish.

Do I want to know Chewie's fetish? Do I want to know Chewie's fetish...

Dammit Chewie, tell me. I'm too curious.

 

[DannyDanger]

Saying women look at porn is like saying women take sh**s

we all know its a myth

 

[Taruranto]

That ending... I should have seen it coming.

Saying women look at porn is like saying women take sh**s

we all know its a myth

True that.

 

[Lynx_7]

So Xbox users like them young, PlayStation users have mommy issues

Spoiler

(no wonder Sephiroth is so popular among them)

and Nintendo fans are into anime shemales and hentai?

This is pretty much spot on with what I'd expect. kappa

This thread delivered more than I could've ever imagined.

 

[godhandiscen]

those darn Nintendo fans

PlayStation owners with the oedipus complex. Yuck.

 

[OEM]

I can't stop laughing at the searched stuff lmao

 

[Shining Sunshine]

So basically:
- Playstation fans will fuck your mom
- Xbox fans will fuck your little sister

Spoiler

- Nintendo fans will fuck your daughter's stuffed doll

So yeah, kinda aligns with my preconceived notions.

Warning! When a Nintendo fan visits your house, hide your Pokemon Amiibo!

 

[NeoGIF]

I'm literally in tears right now. Well done!

 

[soulassssns]

Damn! What is up with Playstation gamers and mom/step mom porn. LOL

 

[Rushersauce]

"Hey, grandpa, stop using my console to watch porn"

 

[Dictator93]

True that.

This post is still so great.

Also. what is with the halo search? Like, what?

 

[Lord Virgin]

So Xbox gamers did search for Halo but Playstation gamers did not search for Nathan Drake? Or at least Chloe/Elena. Disappointing.

 

[To Far Away Times]

Legend indeed.

 

[LordBaztion]

Wait, Halo?

 

[BizzyBum]

Wait, Halo?

 

[Dr. Kitty Muffins]

A console named the Wii U has Shemale in its search results.

 

[HellBlazer]

Granny...?

 

[Script]

Not sure what I'm more confused about the lack of "teanna trump, or skin diamond" in any of the lists or the fact that "taxi" is a category for porn. What does that even entail? Maybe I need to do some research tonight...

 

[Rest]

Granny...?

The first list didn't surprise me much until half way down. The second one... I had no idea ladies.

 

[Producer]

Sasha Grey? Isn't she an actress?

 

[BizzyBum]

The first list didn't surprise me much until half way down. The second one... I had no idea ladies.

Just confirms all women are bi. Or all girl gamers are dykes.

 

[matrixman92]

Sasha Grey? Isn't she an actress?

Ex-porn star

 

[Breads]

Just confirms all women are bi. Or all girl gamers are dykes.

The only possible conclusions.

 

[RedAssedApe]

i was kind of surprised but not when i found out about tlou of porn parody

 

[Eila]

Sony to moneyhat Cooking Mama devs. It's the mascot the brand deserves.

 

[Rest]

Just confirms all women are bi. Or all girl gamers are dykes.

The guy is just there to be the dick in straight porn. There's also not a lot of female pleasuring relative to meal pleasuring in straight porn, so there's really not much in it for women specifically. Almost everything on the second list is about female fantasy or bodily stimulation.

 

[CadetMahoney]

grandpa is a xbone fan?

 

[Naminator]

XBOX users are like "I can't even tell the difference between streaming porn and the raw file."

Damn not even these kinds of threads are free from this type of shit.

 

[tiebreaker]

Granny...?

feck, should have gone to medical school instead.

 

[Mr. Nice_Guy]

That's it for me. In terms of comedy my day won't end any better than this. Great work.

 

[UltraJay]

The ribbing on Nintendo is funny, but hentai is in the top ten searches of all the consoles.

 

[Breads]

The ribbing on Nintendo is funny, but hentai is in the top ten searches of all the consoles.

.....but you're leaving out shemale hentai and pokemon porn.

 

[Electret]

What a topic! What a data set!

 

[Hugstable]

ayyy lmao!

That was fucking hilarious

 

[sora87]

No Siri or Lexi Belle in the top 10s? Pft, get some taste losers

 

[fedexpeon]

What is Taxi?
Like wanting to watch people having sex in a taxi?

 

[the_batman]

youporn? i thought more people used pornhub on consoles.

What a topic! What a data set!

 

[kamineko]

Truly, a new golden age of gaming is upon us.

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

The top 4 categories viewed more by women speaks volumes. Also confirms my long felt suspicions.

 

[Shaneus]

That ending... I should have seen it coming.

 

[Kane1345]

Holy shit, I'm dying lmao

 

[JordanN]

So basically:
- Playstation fans will fuck your mom
- Xbox fans will fuck your little sister

Spoiler

- Nintendo fans will fuck your daughter's stuffed doll

So yeah, kinda aligns with my preconceived notions.

 

[Jotamide]

Always happy to see when the legend drops by!

 

[NinjamicWZ]

 

[Ray Wonder]

Positively magnificent. I applaud your efforts, and I appreciate your existence. Thank you for everything that you do.