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How is Pizza Pizza still not dead?

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Why can't the workers at my local Domino's have cool names like Arion? My pizza is always made by Dustin or Tim.
 
Their pizza is shit, but a $5 medium pepperoni isn't the worst thing in the world when you're on your way home from work, and you feel like eating something cheap, and generally satisfying.
 
Their pepperoni is just foul, it has an anise-like flavor. And the rest of the pizza is not much better either.
 
It bothers me how much I enjoy the 7-11 pizza and wings. Speaking of which, it's Wednesday and I haven't had dinner. Guess I should go spend $6 and get a shitload.

The pizza is actually legit good, I usually get one slice at lunch if I don't have another lunch
 
Pizza is my favorite food. I am mostly eating healthy these days but once in a while I break down and pig out.

What I never understand about pizza complainers is barring the sauce or toppings that don't agree with you, is there EVER a pizza you will not eat?

I will eat whatever the fuck is free or cheap for sure.
 
Pizza Pizza used to be decent. Now I can barely stand it. They did something to their sauce that made it way worse. And also with Pizza Pizza you feel like absolute shit the next day after eating it. The garlic sauce is good, but have you seen the nutrition on it? It's absurd.
 
Who the fuck orders this pizza and keeps it in business when there are so many better alternatives.
Pizza Nova or nothing, good friend.

My personal fav is classic dough with, italian marinara sauce topped with chicken, roasted
red peppers and beef.
Used to get this combination back in the day but substituted the beef for sun dried tomatoes. Try that and tell me what you think. TRY IT!
 
This is the shittiest pizza chain on the planet. Their pizza tastes like the cardboard box that comes in. The worst sauce in the world, crappy ingredients, shitty dough. No taste, no flavor.

Who the fuck orders this pizza and keeps it in business when there are so many better alternatives.

I loved it when I lived in California. Here in North Carolina, it tastes substantially worse.
 
It's cheaper than all the other chains here.

And while I'm here:

Pizza Hut > Domino's > Pizza Nova > Little Ceaser's > Pizza Pizza

The only thing PP has going for them is their godly garlic dip.
 
The dough is pretty bland, it reminds me of cafeteria food. That said, the pepperoni is still decent if I'm in a bind. My university didn't have much on campus besides that, tim hortons, and some hippy pita place.
 
It's normal fast food delivery pizza. It's similar to other brands, like dominos, pizza nova, etc. If you want better pizza you'll have to go independent.
 
Their two panzerottis + two cans combo thing used to be $10. Loved that shit.

Now it's inexplicably $14. The fuck? Never since.

Their pizza proper totally sucks though.

EDIT: Pizza Nova is a competing chain that tastes far better but is slightly more expensive. Listen to this awesome shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGXpNpS9aTY

What the hell is a panzerotti? Sounds like a German/Italian hybrid tank.

Fake edit: oh... It's a deep fried calzone... that's equally as awesome.
 
You're doing it wrong if you don't find a local pizza shop and eat there. I would never consider a national chain. What a waste of a cheat meal!
 
It's hot and ready value shit. People are growing up on it. Don't knock them for what they know, pretty soon you will be the outcast.
 
Pizza Pizza is definitely crap. But it's unique in that there aren't any other pizza chains I can think of that taste similar. It has its own unique, shitty taste.
Best Canadian pizza chain is Pizza Nova. Really the only one I order from time to time.
 
Pizza Pizza is definitely crap. But it's unique in that there aren't any other pizza chains I can think of that taste similar. It has its own unique, shitty taste.
Best Canadian pizza chain is Pizza Nova. Really the only one I order from time to time.

Where do you live, because every Pizza Nova I've tried in the GTA is absolute shit. Hands down the worst pizza chain I've ever been to.
 
Where do you live, because every Pizza Nova I've tried in the GTA is absolute shit. Hands down the worst pizza chain I've ever been to.
Huh. I live in the GTA too and I've always found the one near me to be way, way better than Pizza Pizza. I prefer it to Dominos/Hut as well.
 
I find ordering well done helps with those guys.

Pizza joints are always in such a rush to get it out the door, it's amazing how good things can taste when you actually cook them.

....I remember liking, seven free sex, free sex, free sex when I lived in Toronto.
 
We don't have Pizza Pizza out west, but we do have Pizza 73, which used to be really good until Pizza Pizza acquired them 7 years ago. Now they are shit, so I can garner from that what Pizza Pizza is like.
 
I agree, Pizza Pizza is shit for the most part. It's decent when it's fresh, but leftover stale Pizza Pizza is the nastiest shit ever, and I didn't even know it was possible for any pizza to be nasty.
 
It's cheaper than all the other chains here.

And while I'm here:

Pizza Hut > Domino's > Pizza Nova > Little Ceaser's > Pizza Pizza

The only thing PP has going for them is their godly garlic dip.

I agree with this minus Pizza Nova(since I've never been there). Although Little Ceaser's deep deep dish is good and cheap, much better than anything Pizza Pizza can shit out.

Pizza Hut's stuffed crust is so good, although I had it in the States recently and it was muchhhh better down there, up here it's a bit on the dry side.
 
Pizza is so fucking expensive in Canada that's why. I admit I order there from time to time. That or Toppers. It's the Subway of pizza chains.

Fucking dairy cartel.
 
Never heard of Pizza Pizza, but it can't be worse than Littlle Caesar's pizza. It literally has no sauce on it. I can't even deal with it.
 
Pizza Pizza is the worst pizza chain. I prefer Little Ceasar's over it, and that says a lot. The pizza isn't that cheap, and it tastes awful, and yet people still buy it. The dough is nasty, the sauce has huge chunks of tomatoes, and it is only edible with their dip (I choose Creamy Garlic). The only other pizza that I think is worse is Metro (a grocery store) because their pizza sauce is literally just crushed up tomatoes.

Pizza Pizza also uses different cheese for their cheese pizza and their pepperoni pizzas. Their pepperonis suck, and the cheese they use on the pizza is awful. The cheese on the plain cheese pizza is a bit better, but still pretty rubbery.

My ranking of pizza preference would go:

Independent joint (my family owns an Italian restaurant, and it is the best pizza I have tried in my life so far) >>>>> Domino's >>> Pizza Hut >>>>>> Little Ceasar's >>>>> Pizza Pizza

I exclude many chains due to them being much smaller.
 
Only time I ever had Pizza Pizza was way back in HS when it was ordered for the class by one of our teachers. Looking back I feel lucky I wasn't exposed to it more than that.
 
There was me thinking Pizza Pizza was a made up pizza place name used in the Scott Pilgrim film *shrugs*

Like any fast food place, I imagine it is still around as the price is fair for the convenience, in both speed and taste, of the product/service.
 
In Windsor, Canada, for years I swore that it was the worst pizza ever...but since I've been living abroad for the past 7 years, I swear it's gotten way, way better.

Order that pie fresh, and customize it using their awesome website...I'm ashamed to admit it, I've been impressed.
Can we stop calling a pizza a pie? Seriously that shit is annoying. If you want a pie, go to sobeys and get yourself an apple pie. A pizza != pie.
 
I feel like I've eaten there maybe twice in total while I lived in Calgary. I'm grateful I now live in Van where the cheap pizza options are drastically improved.
 
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