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[InfiniteBento]

Dying at the 5 minute busters and the porn star marathon runners in here.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

Till BOTH of you are done. Thats the only answer.

This too.

What annoys me most is condensation from people who supposedly have sex for hours. When I told them that I enjoy it most up to 30 minutes, it was unfathomable to them. They touted themselves as having sexual prowess and that unless it's for several hours, then sex isn't worth it. Makes no sense to me.

 

[Brutalitops]

I'm not even joking but my first time ever was 40 minutes. I just didn't have the stamina to go hard for more than a minute at a time so it was very stop and start.

 

[pieface]

First time I did was about 30 seconds,

One pump boom!

First time I had sex with my current girlfriend it lasted no more than 1 minute ha, (i hadn't had sex for a few years before that, got a little over excited).

Now, 15-30 minutes hits the spot, generally we just go til we both cum.

 

[InfiniteBento]

A good 45 to an hour is where its at. Gimme that hot makeout session, lots of foreplay, and make sure we both cum (even if its not together) and ill be happy. 👌🏻

 

[imBask]

lol some of these posts

"5.4 min?! whenever I have intercourse with a women (often) it's usually 2h and she usually has multiple orgasm due to sex (which I have, often). DAE have sex like me?"

I love you guys. Sex threads always turn into this weird humble brag competition

 

[Shake Appeal]

If you know how long it took, you're doing it wrong.

 

[pokeystaples]

Lesbian here: For me, for both of us to achieve orgasm, probably about an hour or so depending on toys chosen for the night and what not. Sometimes far less time. We have found that 69 hits the quickie level faster than anything else.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

3 pumps then 2 hours of crying

Spoiler

It depends on the position and the type of sex. It can last 2-3 minutes or last an hour.

 

[Stereogatari]

I don't believe this at all. We Turks are an erotic, sensual and passionate people.

 

[FortuneFaded]

3 pumps then 2 hours of crying

Which one of you does the crying?

 

[E92 M3]

30 minutes to an hour is where it's at. The mission is for both parties to finish.

 

[grumble]

lol some of these posts

"5.4 min?! whenever I have intercourse with a women (often) it's usually 2h and she usually has multiple orgasm due to sex (which I have, often). DAE have sex like me?"

I love you guys. Sex threads always turn into this weird humble brag competition

Having intercourse for two hours straight regularly isn't a brag, it's a medical condition.

 

[How About No]

So if I can go 30-60 min by myself how would that translate into the real thing. Can someone hit me up with some Formulas and Equations for Virgins plz

Less than a minute.

:[ nuuuooooo

Having intercourse for two hours straight regularly isn't a brag, it's a medical condition.

It's a space station

 

[Auctopus]

Stealth brag: the thread

It was sealed in the first three posts.

 

[YoungFa]

So if I can go 30-60 min by myself how would that translate into the real thing. Can someone hit me up with some Formulas and Equations for Virgins plz



It's a space station

Less than a minute.

 

[Carlius]

Isn't a quickie 30 minutes?

lmfao. man i wish i had quickies for 30 minutes. a quickie to me is 5 mins tops. hell, 45 seconds, its just for me, not for her haha.

 

[VendettaRed07]

my wiener is so long it takes me 12 hours to do 0.5 D presses

 

[itsbenoclock]

Sex doesn't do anything for me. Can go for hours and not finish. SAD!

 

[Silent_Ocarina]

If you are only focusing on the end you are missing the entire point, and your mind is less involved with the actual present moment. You are in a way, distracting yourself.

I kinda hope the problem is psychological rather than physiological. Hopefully I can remedy it soon. It's kind of a bummer. Thanks for the explanation, though. I'm focused on making my partner finish as well, but recently, it's been taking longer and longer to do that. We expect it's because she's thinking too much about it now as well.

 

[Nickle]

One Pump Man

 

[TheOfficeMut]

And yet ANOTHER thing. lol I can't or I absolutely refuse to finish until my partner orgasms at least once or twice. I don't get enjoyment out of sex unless she's enjoying it to the fullest.

 

[Freiya]

I wonder how long those citing 20+ minutes are alone after the girl had faked an orgasm and left because you're making her sore and boring her to tears.

Seriously! I wish my gf could last as long as me. 20-30 mins and she is sore and throwing in the towel It always made me kind of sad because I thought girls loved when guys WEREN'T 2 minute men.

 

[xxracerxx]

And yet ANOTHER thing. lol I can't or I absolutely refuse to finish until my partner orgasms at least once or twice. I don't get enjoyment out of sex unless she's enjoying it to the fullest.

I bet you dollars to donuts she has faked it so you will just finish already.

 

[imBask]

Seriously! I wish my gf could last as long as me. 20-30 mins and she is sore and throwing in the towel It always made me kind of sad because I thought girls loved when guys WEREN'T 2 minute men.

girls get sore all the time, especially if you're bigger than the average. That's how I know i'm bigger than all of those 3h war machine in this thread!

#CounterHumbleBrag

 

[HUELEN10]

If you know what you are doing, you can finish in seconds. Half an hour, jeez...

Take as long as you want of course, or just get it over with. There is no right or wrong as long as it is what you and the other person wants.

 

[liliththepale]

girls get sore all the time, especially if you're bigger than the average. That's how I know i'm bigger than all of those 3h war machine in this thread!

#CounterHumbleBrag

This is a great example of why bragging about having a huge dick doesn't make any sense.

Slightly off topic, but not worth it's own thread.

I recently hooked up with a friend after some drinking. As we were unbuttoning and removing each other's clothes, she reached to take off my Apple Watch. I said "Leave it on, I want to track the activity" with a wink. She teased me for a bit over it lol.

But I legitimately wanted to track the activity. Would you, or have you ever had sex (the kind you spend a couple hours fucking naked in bed, not the quickies some of you are talking about it) with your smartwatch on? If not, would you consider it a faux pas?

As long as he makes sure I don't feel it, it's fine. I don't want some glass or metal poking me throughout.

 

[IISANDERII]

Those say say they penetrate for 20+ minutes continuously are probably full of shit. At a certain point you must not be liking what's going on if it takes THAT long.

So true but I do it for her.

 

[imBask]

I see a new idea for fitbit aimed at a specific market LOL.

the brand new vibrating fitbit

 

[Harothewanderer]

Sex, amirite GAF?

 

[Messofanego]

This study is only timing ejaculation, not all the other stuff which is harder to quantify.

The best study we have estimating the average time to ejaculation in the general population involved 500 couples from around the world timing themselves having sex over a four-week period – using a stopwatch.

That is as practically awkward as it sounds: participants pressed “start” at penile penetration and “stop” at ejaculation. You may note this could affect the mood somewhat, and might perhaps not exactly reflect the natural flow of things. But – science is rarely perfect, and this is the best we’ve got.​

If we're taking it all into account, then there would be people here boasting about their 2 hour sessions

 

[BFIB]

Usually for me, once penetration hits, I go pretty fast. But then second time, I can go and not finish again for a long time. Its like my head the first time is overly sensitive, but then after that, it dies down.

 

[herbchamberz]

I love this thread.

 

[Maximus.]

Sex varies in time for me, but generally it isn't super long. BJs however, last forever and that sucks

 

[Ape]

My brother never had sex and his penis fell off

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

5 minutes?? Yoooo my girl is damn lucky. I'm a fucking stallion if that's the average

 

[Josh5890]

5-10 minutes sounds about right for us. To me duration is less impressive than frequency. My boyfriend can often cum 3-6 times in one night (~9 hour period). So I'm quite ok with it being short and intense.

3-6 times? Geeze I'm luck if I can cum once in a given night.

 

[neorej]

Sex varies in time for me, but generally it isn't super long. BJs however, last forever and that sucks

The only way I can come from a BJ is being REALLY excited, I'm talking hours of teasing and foreplay, or a prostate-massage during the BJ.

 

[mcrommert]

45 minutes to an hour for the wife and I, although 1.5 is also fairly common. Foreplay and sex are interchangeable on the fly. If we know we're going to have sex 2-3 times that day, we make each session around 15-30 minutes.

We have somewhat of a routine that we both enjoy. She gets off twice and rarely three times and I get off once and very rarely twice a session.

I would rate our sex life much higher than the average person's. We have quality and quantity. We've been together 15yrs and we still try new things often.

When we were in the kink scene, sex would frequently last 3-4 hours. Even more if you count set up, clean up, and tear down. We do that maybe twice a year now that we have kids. We're perfectly fine with that.

 

[itsbenoclock]

Sex varies in time for me, but generally it isn't super long. BJs however, last forever and that sucks

Ayyyyyyyyy

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

The only way I can come from a BJ is being REALLY excited, I'm talking hours of teasing and foreplay, or a prostate-massage during the BJ.

Seriously.

The best thing ever.

 

[Oblivion]

Not. Talk about not walking right the next day. There is such a thing as too long and nothing makes me feel better than when my husband finishes.

Sounds awful and tedious, sorry.

Nooooo D:

 

[Venom Fox]

Depends on the position. Reverse cowgirl had me pumping in a matter of 60 seconds for some reason.

Doggy I can last quite a while and missionary seems to be about as long as I can be bothered.

 

[Lion Heart]

girls get sore all the time, especially if you're bigger than the average. That's how I know i'm bigger than all of those 3h war machine in this thread!

#CounterHumbleBrag

My small penis is a blessing. You are welcome ladies.

 

[Tabris]

Apple watch doesn't have active heart rate monitor, does it?

AppleWatch is constantly monitoring your heart rate to determine the "Exercise" category in the Activity section.

 

[tauroxd]

Seriously.

The best thing ever.

Yep... What is this devilry here about a finger in your butt? Nothing touch my butt, dudes!