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[Africanus]

I took a shit with my girlfriend in the bathroom the fourth day we started going out.

Since then we've done everything, including peeing in a toilet at the same time.

H-how is that possible?

 

[Prologue]

I'm still have those butterflies around her 1.5 years later and I still catch her staring at me while I'm driving.

We started out real slow though. Saw each other once a week for like 8 months. Then did two cruises together and started seeing each other like a day or two a week about a year into it. I just recently started spending the night lol. We try and do interesting dates here and there of course to change things up too.

My best first real adult relationship. However it ends , I'm glad it happened.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

Christ, mate. Get those thoughts out of your head.

Just enjoy it and don't overthink.

Yes this. Can't put a number on it anyway, sometimes that feeling stops after a day for you, sometimes it never really does.

 

[Omni]

I took a shit with my girlfriend in the bathroom the fourth day we started going out.

Since then we've done everything, including peeing in a toilet at the same time.

How?!

Draw a diagram or something, someone.

 

[Monocle]

It depends.

H-how is that possible?

It's a variation on the 69, called 71ing.

 

[Dilly]

Don't be cynical and enjoy the moment. Sjeez.

 

[Prologue]

How?!

Draw a diagram or something, someone.

I'd imagine her sitting down and him peeing between her legs.

 

[sfedai0]

I took a shit with my girlfriend in the bathroom the fourth day we started going out.

Since then we've done everything, including peeing in a toilet at the same time.

What happened when your streams crossed?

 

[RastaMentality]

While on average that's true sometimes it takes a longer or shorter amount of time. It all depends.

I recommend you don't overthink it. It might make it come sooner than it was going to.

 

[Mechanized]

Depends on how much time you spend together. But don't over think it, whatever happens, happens. If you're having a great time now just continue to enjoy yourself.

 

[Omni]

I'd imagine her sitting down and him peeing between her legs.

I don't think I could ever trust someone that much

 

[Sword Familiar]

It varies. We need people to report when their honeymoon phase ended to get a more scientific answer though.

 

[zeemumu]

While on average that's true sometimes it takes a longer or shorter amount of time. It all depends.

It was a pun.

 

[DietRob]

I took a shit with my girlfriend in the bathroom the fourth day we started going out.

Since then we've done everything, including peeing in a toilet at the same time.

Your scat fetish doesn't count boogie.

 

[Acorn]

H-how is that possible?

Pee between her legs? This sounds like a challenge of my piss aiming, i kinda wanna try it.

 

[Yoshichan]

Pee between her legs while she sits there, peeing? That would mean my dick would be too close to her mouth and I'd have to take the initiative at hand.

 

[nomis]

The first time you embarrass yourself. It's all down from there. First come the genuine laughs, then the smirks, then she's not in the mood to smile, then all you do is argue, then she cries at night while you're peeing before bed well within hearing distance and all you can think of is "why can't i make her happy...". Then that will last for a while because both of you have become comfortable with the discomfort and don't really know anything else. A few years later you break up.

The OP wasn't asking "How long is the honeymoon phase if you're a wet blanket?"

If you're wondering "why can't I make her happy?" while taking a solemn piss, then it's probably because mere existence in close proximity to someone isn't enough to make a human being content with their life.

 

[yuna55]

Pfft. Y'all people don't know what love is...

My wife and I have been in our honeymoon stage for almost 11 years now.

High five! We've been together 9 years, and I still get butterflies when we kiss.

 

[Zeth]

Six months max

 

[xxracerxx]

There is no manual on this.

 

[Dr. Benton Quest]

Don't think about it. Just enjoy the copious amounts of sex while it lasts.

 

[mcfrank]

Pfft. Y'all people don't know what love is...

My wife and I have been in our honeymoon stage for almost 11 years now.

This. 16 years and still totally over the moon for her. She is out of town this weekend and I am pretty bored without her.