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How long have you gone without wanking?
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About a couple weeks. It was an Outward Bound trip in 98. The first wank after that was a glorious one.
Willingly, I think about 9 days or so. I just wanted to see what would happen. I've been cutting down lately because jerking it too much can really drain you.
Willingly, I think about 9 days or so. I just wanted to see what would happen. I've been cutting down lately because jerking it too much can really drain you.
soundwave05
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I think probably about a week.
Cerebral Palsy
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Sometimes I go a whole day without masturbation. I make up for it tenfold the next day though
Cerebral Palsy
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Lathentar said:
BULLSHIT. You masturbated like mad for that year and a half. Don't lie.
Sex can't put a dent in my masturbation habits. Maybe throw off my schedule, but I'll make it up. It's like a religion.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Two weeks.
Freestyler
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I dunno, I guess maybe five days or so. I started when I was about 7 though, not that I had any idea what it was I was doing.
eh...depends. im a pretty freaky individual. everytime i fall for a woman, i get all mushy and can't do it. everytime i try to jack off while in love...the woman's face just pops in while im enacting some dirty, dirty position with whatever pornstar i'm into at that point...and i get all limp.
cause, you know, with her it could only be making love.
so i wouldn't be able to do it until i was comfortable with fantasizing about the person i fell for and that stuff would all be sweet and passionate encounters. and then it would turn all weird cause you know, in my mind we already had numerous steamy, passionate sex and in real life we hadn't.
and then she wouldn't have sex with me in real life for whatever reason and fuck some other dude instead and i'd be enacting all those dirty, dirty positions with her in them and be like "yeah b*tch, you like my dick don't you?"
.......
so, two weeks or so i'd say?
that was a joke by the way.
the mushy part is true...but aside from that normally i have gone without it for weeks. after a long gap it is usually quite glorious as demon mentioned.
that's like a special one where you light up candles and get the vaseline ready. select the good porn, open up a bottle of merlot.
what?
cause, you know, with her it could only be making love.
so i wouldn't be able to do it until i was comfortable with fantasizing about the person i fell for and that stuff would all be sweet and passionate encounters. and then it would turn all weird cause you know, in my mind we already had numerous steamy, passionate sex and in real life we hadn't.
and then she wouldn't have sex with me in real life for whatever reason and fuck some other dude instead and i'd be enacting all those dirty, dirty positions with her in them and be like "yeah b*tch, you like my dick don't you?"
.......
so, two weeks or so i'd say?
that was a joke by the way.
the mushy part is true...but aside from that normally i have gone without it for weeks. after a long gap it is usually quite glorious as demon mentioned.
that's like a special one where you light up candles and get the vaseline ready. select the good porn, open up a bottle of merlot.
what?
ConfusingJazz
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nitewulf said:
nope, don't believe them.
Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
nitewulf said:
No and I dont believe any girl that tells me that either.
SpoonyBard
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3 weeks or so when I was in army.
Naked Snake
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nitewulf said:
:lol :lol
That was easily the funniest post I read from you, I never associated you with the funny before
To answer the question, I'm not sure, maybe a month... I used to usually go without doing it for a couple of weeks, then would do it every day for a week, and repeat the cycle... But for the past few years, it's been an almost daily thing, occasionaly I'd not do it for a few days, but it's a rare thing these days. It's really difficult when all the porn in the world is just a click away.
I have a boyfriend but I still can't give it up. It's good!
I experimented with this during my last set of finals. If i wanked, i could barely concentrate in the nightime when i needed to get to the study, as i felt way to lethargic and overall just couldnt be fucked.
Without wanking for a day or two, it was much easier to focus and my stamina was much higher. But, the problem is, a slight slip of the mind or by accidently viewing the wrong file on your pc after two days can lead to strong feelings which can be hard to resist.
I went on a holiday for 5 days with my friends and didnt touch anything for 5 days, but it got to the point when i got back where it would arise from its ashes until i did something about it.
Without wanking for a day or two, it was much easier to focus and my stamina was much higher. But, the problem is, a slight slip of the mind or by accidently viewing the wrong file on your pc after two days can lead to strong feelings which can be hard to resist.
I went on a holiday for 5 days with my friends and didnt touch anything for 5 days, but it got to the point when i got back where it would arise from its ashes until i did something about it.
psycho_snake
I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
7 hours. I cant find anywhere to wank in school, but if I do, 7 hours will be down to 5 minutes
robertsan21
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i always have girls to do it for me, but the longest i have waited for the girl to arrive at my door and do it for me was 3 days
robertsan21
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Diablos said:
yeah thats what i said
i always have girls to do it for me"that is inkluding my GF, when i dont have a GF i still have Girls that i call up for assistance "
Team Rancid
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Damn, that must get expensive.
For me, my longest was 5 days on a work trip where I have do share the hotel room with my coworker.
Whatever. :lolrobertsan21 said:yeah thats what i said
i always have girls to do it for me"that is inkluding my GF, when i dont have a GF i still have Girls that i call up for assistance "
Robertsan, you should get the nurse that waited three days fired. She's obviously not as attentive as the rest of the floor staff!
Mwahahaha
robertsan21
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Diablos said:
nice one :lol :lol
Tuvoc!
HAHAH NINJA STYLE thats awasome :lol :lol :lol
Escape Goat
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It was almost a week though I'm fairly certain iwas just really depressed.
metalslug2004
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