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[nomster]

The sixer will have the same issue in the freezer. Don't do it for more than 30-40 minutes.

 

[daycru]

Thread really makes me want to go get a goddamn Colt 45.

 

[shadyspace]

It's 1:22 in the afternoon over here and I really don't like drinking before 3. So like 2:55.

The sixer will have the same issue in the freezer. Don't do it for more than 30-40 minutes.

What if they were cans? They're not but what if they were.

 

[GamePnoy74]

Thread really makes me want to go get a goddamn Colt 45.

Spoiler

subscribed, yo.

 

[nomster]

It's 1:
22 in the afternoon over here and I really don't like drinking before 3. So like 2:55.


What if they were cans? They're not but what if they were.

They would still freeze and expand. Run the risk of bursting and you'll ruin the beer even of it doesn't. Keep them warm and use an ice bath to cool as suggested above. Takes
like 15 minutes

 

[Hambone]

... and let your 9 year old nephew kill the last little bit.

That's the greatest thing I've read today. Thank you for actually making me laugh-out-loud.

 

[dispensergoinup]

It's 1:22 in the afternoon over here and I really don't like drinking before 3. So like 2:55.


What if they were cans? They're not but what if they were.

Like Steel Reserve? idk about the cold-time for those but they're rank.

 

[Hambone]

Now I want to know what kind of 40. Is just forty ounces of Budweiser, or some other big brewery beer in large volume, or is it, like, a real 40...malt-liquor. What's your poison, OP.

 

[geebee]

Is Colt 45 still around? I usually drink Mickeys, but I might pick some up after work today.

 

[shadyspace]

Now I want to know what kind of 40. Is just forty ounces of Budweiser, or some other big brewery beer in large volume, or is it, like, a real 40...malt-liquor. What's your poison, OP.

OE. Always OE.

 

[Hambone]

OE. Always OE.

Classic.

40's are the gateway booze to fortified wines...and waking up in a park with an empty bottle of Night Train Express next to you. Good times.

 

[blame space]

i miss four loko

 

[pax217]

i miss four loko

I thought they brought it back?

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

I thought they brought it back?

They did, but I'm pretty sure they had to change the ingredients.

 

[Lizard with a ladder]

They did, but I'm pretty sure they had to change the ingredients.

Didn't they just take out the caffeine?

 

[pax217]

They did, but I'm pretty sure they had to change the ingredients.

Shame. I never had it, but it's been all the rage with everyone I went to High School with (I know this via Facebook pictures, I do not hang out with people from High School still.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Didn't they just take out the caffeine?

I think so, or took the sugar out.

Shame. I never had it, but it's been all the rage with everyone I went to High School with (I know this via Facebook pictures, I do not hang out with people from High School still.

Shit was nasty, pretty sure it couldn't get any worse.

 

[Tenacious-V]

Just not cold enough

Reminds me of this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

 

[shadyspace]

The one time I drank 4 loko I ended up finger banging my buddy's girlfriend in a smart car.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

Reminds me of this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

Two in one thread.

 

[Snuggles]

Damn, now I want some 40s. Def gonna get some 40s of Bud Light late.

 

[shadyspace]

got those bud plat blue bottles, can't be messing with no bud 40s nahmean

 

[Bombadil]

Make sure to take your shirt off when you're drinking it.

 

[Clydefrog]

The one time I drank 4 loko I ended up finger banging my buddy's girlfriend in a smart car.

nice.

i never tried four loko but i wouldn't mind finger banging someone in a smart car.

 

[Snuggles]

got those bud plat blue bottles, can't be messing with no bud 40s nahmean

I like that Bud Plat gets me drunk faster, but nothing can top the smooth and delicious flavor of a 40 ounce Bud Light.

 

[blame space]

you can't just get light beer in a 40 oz snuggler what are you thinking?

 

[Snuggles]

I'm watching my figure.

 

[shadyspace]

A 6 of bud plats and a 40 of malt has been working real great for me.

 

[geebee]

I like that Bud Plat gets me drunk faster, but nothing can top the smooth and delicious flavor of a 40 ounce Bud Light.

You're drinking a slightly flavored water, man.

 

[shadyspace]

40 is go. It didn't explode, it's cold and tasty.

 

[blame space]

 

[kehs]

Why are you even storing a 40? They give you paper bags for a reason.

 

[Hambone]

I like that Bud Plat gets me drunk faster, but nothing can top the smooth and delicious flavor of a 40 ounce Bud Light.

Nah, brah. You're doin' it wrong.

 

[shadyspace]

The guy doesn't give me a paper bag 'cause he just puts the sixer and the 40 in a plastic bag together.

 

[ToxicAdam]

gamechanger

 

[dankir]

Goddamn I haven't drank a 40 in like 12 years son!

 

[Hambone]

lol, 64 ounces? Really? is that so you can tell your friends you only drink one beer a day.

Don't forget the high gravity.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

The one time I drank 4 loko I ended up finger banging my buddy's girlfriend in a smart car.

 

[deejay8595]

Real mutha fuckin G's drank that shit warm....

HAHA!!!

 

[Toddler]

 

[blame space]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPSlj-OGjFI

 

[shadyspace]

You're not even aiming at context now.

 

[Death Dealer]

In a normal consumer refrigerator, I somehow doubt a 40 would be frozen solid in <3 hours. But it would be at the slushy stage. But as others have said, don't let it freeze. It will affect the taste and make it worse, if that's even possible with malt liquor.

 

[BolognaOni]

Just get something with more alcohol in it, and then you don't have to worry about freezing at all!

 

[shadyspace]

What else do you suggest for 2.50?

 

[MechDX]

I keep watching and imagining the breasts getting bigger the more she drinks.

That weird?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Get some Cisco

 

[shadyspace]

What's cisco?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

http://bumwine.com/cisco.html

 

[this guy]

I'm gonna need a description of the circumstances surrounding this 40. Are you going out? How many girls? What are you wearing? Or are you staying in? Jesus man.