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How much of a deviant are you?

Melon

Melon

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Several months ago I did a purity test that asked similar questions. Unlike that one, though, the higher your score, the more of a degenerate you are. WARNING: This quiz is pretty fucking long, but the questions are pretty basic and take little to no critical thinking. Once you take the quiz post your score. The person with the highest score gets the title of Ultimate Degenerate.

Here is the link: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/tests/relationships/sex-personality-test


My score is: 60
 
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Your results indicate that you are positioned towards the lower echelons of the spice index. It seems as though you usually prefer to stick with an established lovemaking routine (classical positions and places) and are often reluctant to try new things. Though you may be a creative person, you rarely let this side of your personality spill into the bedroom. You don't seem to be a very intrepid explorer of sex. In fact, it appears that you get a little anxious in uncharted territory and, according to this test, may be prone to twinges of guilt or shame about certain sexual behaviors.
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Pretty accurate determination, if I'm being honest.
 
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Spiciness 25

Your results indicate that you are positioned towards the lower echelons of the spice index. It seems as though you usually prefer to stick with an established lovemaking routine (classical positions and places) and are often reluctant to try new things. Though you may be a creative person, you rarely let this side of your personality spill into the bedroom. You don't seem to be a very intrepid explorer of sex. In fact, it appears that you get a little anxious in uncharted territory and, according to this test, may be prone to twinges of guilt or shame about certain sexual behaviors.
 
Spiciness: 66

Damn I should have copied the text too. Well whatever, what's up with the two Vanilla dudes above me though? xD Let your animals out. ;)
 
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I got 47. It's a little low because my wife is very meat and potatoes unfortunately and I don't like to push anything she's not comfortable with.
 
Anybody know how much it is in the East to get a couple chicks to eat my asshole while i'm going from ass to pussy to mouth to pussy to ass to mouth to belly button to the back of the knee to the mouth etc.etc.etc....

Did I win?

*editor note: armpit should have been in the description
 
neobiz said:
Anybody know how much it is in the East to get a couple chicks to eat my asshole while i'm going from ass to pussy to mouth to pussy to ass to mouth to belly button to the back of the knee to the mouth etc.etc.etc....

Did I win?

*editor note: armpit should have been in the description
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You didn't hear it from me but if you check out a site called
www.fetlife.com
you can find people willing to do most of that for fun and not money.
 
Damn. The description I got is on point.

38 is my spiciness index.

"Your results indicate that you are positioned towards the lower echelons of the spice index. It seems as though you usually prefer to stick with an established lovemaking routine (classical positions and places) and are often reluctant to try new things. Though you may be a creative person, you rarely let this side of your personality spill into the bedroom. You don't seem to be a very intrepid explorer of sex. In fact, it appears that you get a little anxious in uncharted territory and, according to this test, may be prone to twinges of guilt or shame about certain sexual behaviors. "
 
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78

"Your results indicate that you are fairly comfortable experimenting sexually, and generally enjoy exploring different options on the great palette of sex. You are often willing to expand your repertoire and are quite skilled at using your creative instincts in the bedroom. Your approach is playful and fun. Amongst mutually consenting adults, your bedroom manner pulsates with life and love!"

That sounds... surprisingly accurate.
 
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I am pretty sure some light bondage and spanking is fun, especially if you enjoy being spanked.

Damn, apparently sex toys aren't experimenting enough. Stupid test.

@SLoWMoTIoN Surprised that yours is so low. I expected the 60s range.
 
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I don't need to take a test that I know would put me in the high 90's. I just tell women to explore my body and do things to me that would be considered taboo.

It's ok baby. Pee on me and tongue punch my fart box.
 
I think my score dropped a little since I hate phone sex.
 
In fact, it appears that you get a little anxious in uncharted territory and, according to this test, may be prone to twinges of guilt or shame about certain sexual behaviors.
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This test must have been written by a couple of swingers.

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Spiciness 47
Your results indicate that you are [...] boring normal!


From years of testing in various websites, I got the conclusion that I'm the absolute average man. Politics, morals, virtues, sex, right side of the brain, left side of the brain, emotion, rationality, philosophy, neurotic behavior, normal behavior, scores in school, scores in college, level of education, religious beliefs, scientific beliefs, body fat, beauty, dick size, girth.... JEEEESUS, I'm average in everything, it's depressing.

Except for the online IQ tests, I always score slightly bellow 130 for some reason.
 
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Thought I might have had the lowest with 22 lol.

you don't seem to be a very intrepid explorer of sex
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BS, this just scores my deviance, it says nothing about how sexually active I am.

In fact, it appears that you get a little anxious in uncharted territory and, according to this test, may be prone to twinges of guilt or shame about certain sexual behaviors
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Yeah, deviant ones. I like normal sex, weirdos.
 
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