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Give me her number, I'll break it off for you since you're too much of a pussy to stand your ground.

Grow some bollocks and tell her you're done. You've already said it and the fact that you're posting on a forum for confirmation that you should break up with her should tell you something. Drop that hairy hippy and find yourself a shaved, sweet smelling young rebound.
 
tehbible said:
exactly. no but seriously, she farts constantly. if i tell her 'ewwww' shes all 'you fart too'

im thinking in my head 'does this girl want to have a farting contest or some shit?' foreal?

and yes, she lived with me for about a month, so i was getting the full dosage everyday from her. previously we hung out on the weekends only due to distance/work.
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Use the work as an excuse to break up. You're drifting apart, you don't feel the same and you've found pleasure in being a furry. Things will work out.

Throw the word "Yiffing" in there too for good measure.
 
tehbible said:
exactly. no but seriously, she farts constantly. if i tell her 'ewwww' shes all 'you fart too'

im thinking in my head 'does this girl want to have a farting contest or some shit?' foreal?

and yes, she lived with me for about a month, so i was getting the full dosage everyday from her. previously we hung out on the weekends only due to distance/work.
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Yeah, you shouldn't fart eihter. Farting is for really silly disgusting people.
The amusement of farts is in doing it only on very special moments. Farting constantly is saying: i do not care about you, you're less than shit.
 
tehbible said:
honestly i feel like i'm stuck in this relationship.

she's been wanting to be with me. and everytime i try to break up with her, she disagrees.

i've come to the realization that i'm not into her at all.
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Oh man this thread is gold.
 
You: "It's over, we're breaking up."

Her: "No it isn't."

D:

Those issues would be really tough to deal with for me and I would have to let her know. My last girlfriend's most annoying thing was saying like a lot. She was smart but damn that got old. Oh yeah, there was also the fact that she was a mega religious zealot that wanted me to be the same way.
 
Borgnine said:
What kind of mental and/or social disabilities do you have? Like, Aspergers, acne, obesity, anime, etc? This is a serious question.
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i don't really have a mental disability. i wouldn't consider myself socially awkward neither. college grad, working in the software industry.

i'm 28, shes 27.

i love gaming, smoking hella weed, and reading current geo-political trends.

i thought i was being an ass by telling her these 'dealbreaker' issues, but i guess you guys agree with me. this makes me feel a little more sane about this ordeal.

also, my best friend is cousins with her, so i guess that complicates this a little more? doesn't matter though, my buddy does not care much if we end up together or not.
 
tehbible said:
i don't really have a mental disability. i wouldn't consider myself socially awkward neither. college grad, working in the software industry.

i'm 28, shes 27.

i love gaming, smoking hella weed, and reading current geo-political trends.

i thought i was being an ass by telling her these 'dealbreaker' issues, but i guess you guys agree with me. this makes me feel a little more sane about this ordeal.
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This is all coming together now.
 
I uh....

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tehbible said:
i don't really have a mental disability. i wouldn't consider myself socially awkward neither. college grad, working in the software industry.

i'm 28, shes 27.

i love gaming, smoking hella weed, and reading current geo-political trends.

i thought i was being an ass by telling her these 'dealbreaker' issues, but i guess you guys agree with me. this makes me feel a little more sane about this ordeal.
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Yes. Tell her. And if she tells you stuff that she hates, take that seriously too.
But You might be better of just breaking up. Such a waste to spend your time in a relationship you don't really want to be in. You're not getting any younger. Before you know it you'll have kids with her. Imagine THAT<
 
tehbible said:
she's been wanting to be with me. and everytime i try to break up with her, she disagrees.
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SHM

Usually the other party in a breakup disagrees (unless I'm reading it wrong, and disagrees doesn't mean 'doesn't want to break up')

If you want to break up, you break up, she shouldn't have a choice.

As you have said you don't want to be with her, break up and move on =]
 
Also clean shave your own pubes then wait for the stubble and have sex, that 'll teach her the meaning of chafing.

You're not getting any younger. Before you know it you'll have kids with her. Imagine THAT<
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Yeah, little foul breathed farty kids with small weiners/bushy vags.
 
tehbible said:
i don't really have a mental disability. i wouldn't consider myself socially awkward neither. college grad, working in the software industry.

i'm 28, shes 27.

i love gaming, smoking hella weed, and reading current geo-political trends.

i thought i was being an ass by telling her these 'dealbreaker' issues, but i guess you guys agree with me. this makes me feel a little more sane about this ordeal.

also, my best friend is cousins with her, so i guess that complicates this a little more? doesn't matter though, my buddy does not care much if we end up together or not.
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so you would stay with her just because of this reason. come on, cousins are not that close. dump her, move on.

more time for dota 2
 
skyfinch said:
Don't say, just spray.
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Ahahahaha, I can just imagine walking around with a bottle of Febreeze and spraying her randomly whenever a foul odor is nearby.


She farts a lot? Is she lactose intolerant? Bad breath? Does she floss and brush her tongue? The rest... yeah, well, I'm going to have to see a picture of you (and maybe her) before I can give you any useful advice.

She's 27
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Woah, what? Really? Damn...
 
She farts, she has bad breath, AND she has a jungle down there? Eww.

If it was just the latter two, I´d say "get her to clean her teeth, if it doesn´t help, make her chew gum or see a doctor, since you worry about her. Also, cut down her jungle yourself as part of some crazy foreplay."

Unfortunately, the first issue makes it unlikely that she would actually care about changing these bad habits. Bail out.
 
For the bad breath.. just start chewing gum and keep offering her some, worked for me with people i had to be around alot that had that issue.
 
tehbible said:
i thought i was being an ass by telling her these 'dealbreaker' issues, but i guess you guys agree with me. this makes me feel a little more sane about this ordeal.
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If you said you want to dump her because she doesn't wear enough make-up, or if her tits weren't big enough, you would be an ass, but in this situation you're justified. Being in a long term relationship doesn't give you a pass to let yourself go. It's disrespectful of her to be such a slovenly pig around you, and you have a right to expect a certain standard or break it off entirely.
 
SneakyStephan said:
Also clean shave your own pubes then wait for the stubble and have sex, that 'll teach her the meaning of chafing.
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Alternatively he could go down with a patch of velcro hidden in his mouth. THAT would teach her.
 
Dude Abides said:
OP: "I want to break up."

GF: "I disagree!"

OP: "Well, shit. Ok then. Wanna see a movie?"
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no joke, this is what ends up happening.

we get into a fight. i kick her out of my place. (you don't know how bad it gets. she slams doors and what not, throwing a hissy fit).

she goes somewhere, like a Target some blocks away. and she starts messaging me about how to work it out.

i think i tried to break up with her like 4-5 times this year alone. we always end up making amends.

granted, i'm not the best BF neither. I do smoke daily. But in the beginning of the relationship, thats what i've always been doing. Thing is she was 'expecting' that I would change.

Nucka, you don't come into a relationship with the thought of 'yeah i'm going to change this guy.'

^ this doesn't work.
 
So she didn't have her first relationship until she was 26? Maybe she honestly doesn't know how to act.
 
Gotta say that the hair down there is a ++ don't know what went wrong on the 2000s that everyone started shaving it all. Tell her to trim a bit, though.
 
TacticalFox88 said:
She has bad breath....farts a lot....AND a hairy Vag? Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Jesus Christ
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You don't understand the many toils a man must put up with for the deliverance of his penis.
 
So hold your ground. When she starts messaging you, tell her no, you're done. What's bringing you back? Does she give the best BJ in the world or something? There are other women out there.
 
clemenx said:
Gotta say that the hair down there is a ++ don't know what went wrong on the 2000s that everyone started shaving it all. Tell her to trim a bit, though.
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I think we've found your solution!

Also, if you kick her out, commit to it by throwing her shit on your lawn. Spell out "ITS OVER" with her clothing.
 
Sounds like you're dating a fucking autistic and you're too busy getting high and reading "geo-political" GAF threads to realize it.
 
Borgnine said:
So she didn't have her first relationship until she was 26? Maybe she honestly doesn't know how to act.
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she had a very brief relationship when she was around 18.

but seriously, shes not the kind of girl that primps herself up everyday, goes to high end clubbing venues, or shit like that.

she graduated from the best public school university in the country. shes smart.

yet at the same time i feel like she could be more, idk, girly?
 
Kicking her to the curb each time you have a fight doesn't sound very mature either, especially if you aren't mad enough to not take her back.

You are both hopeless.

She'll probably resent you for doing it every time too, I know I would.
 
tehbible said:
she had a very brief relationship when she was around 18.

but seriously, shes not the kind of girl that primps herself up everyday, goes to high end clubbing venues, or shit like that.

she graduated from the best public school university in the country. shes smart.

yet at the same time i feel like she could be more, idk, girly?
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She wont change. Probably ever. Especially at her age. You're wanting something she is not.
 
GF sounds sort of gross.

Do you love her? If not, there are probably less...abrasive girls out there for you. I don't mean that as an insult, but don't accept your current situation because it's "what you've got". I would expect my GF to do me the same favors I do her - such as not farting so damn much, and brushing my teeth.
 
You can never expect someone to change. Change only starts from that person.

You're doing the same thing, Thoth, expecting that SHE will change. Nope.

Ad lol at hussy fit off to Target.
 
tehbible said:
she had a very brief relationship when she was around 18.

but seriously, shes not the kind of girl that primps herself up everyday, goes to high end clubbing venues, or shit like that.

she graduated from the best public school university in the country. shes smart.

yet at the same time i feel like she could be more, idk, girly?
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My girlfriend doesn't always primp herself up, never goes to clubs and isn't very "girly". She still manages to not fart on me, keep her mouth clean and keep her area clean of debris that might hinder my mouth and/or penis.

It's not about being girly, it's about personal hygiene. She has none. You're lucky she bathes at this point.
 
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