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[Kinyou]

Was checking out one of her videos. It seems like she's uninterested in having sex.

Calls it animal behavior :lol

Edit:

Pack it up boys, she's not interested in having a sexual relationship with any of you.

She's been watching too much Demolition Man. Those virtual sex things haven't been invented yet.

 

[glaurung]

Also: I don't think I've ever seen a series of pictures with a subject whose eyes are as cold and dead as this woman's.

Maybe a stuffed moose might have the same look, I don't know.

 

[TheMan]

I bet she just lays there with a scowl on her face when she gets fucked
dry as a bone
telling you to hurry up
FREAKS OUT if cum gets on her
will not go down on you ever

 

[Blablurn]

Oh look, Barbie has Barbie friends!

thats fucking scary

 

[BFIB]

Now we need a real life Creepy Woody.

 

[genjiZERO]

That's pretty gross. Her hip and breast to waste ratio is too dramatic.

 

[big_z]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSEgnWaC260&list=UUPYujFsau2P3k5QN6mqMxhA&index=2&feature=plcpshe says shes had no plastic surgery, and shes a vegetarian, and stuff. I think most of her pictures are just make up and Photoshop..... I seen this girl a few weeks on the cool pics thread. She is definitely too thin, but she is HOT... shame she wears to much makeup. she look great without. can't say I wouldn't smang, because I would.

going by her pictures she's definitely had more than one operation. tits, nose and chin are most obvious.

 

[Osietra]

I love the way they're doing the classic girl thing of using a repulsor in the middle to accentuate the left and rights non-ugly looks.

 

[Synth_floyd]

She has had a shit load of surgery done to herself.

 

[MC Safety]

Those eyes are more goofy than anything else. And, yes, even on a stuffed -- is that a cat? -- the eyes are more expressive than Barbie's.

 

[Particle Physicist]

Finally found a picture of her spreading her pussy...

Oh yeah, you grab that shit.

That's a pretty big pussy. Didn't expect it to be black.

 

[Onemic]

eat an apple or something....please

 

[Ultratech]

Man, that's a whole 'nother kind of creepy.

 

[scy]

Well, now I know where tri-ace gets their models.

 

[jimi_dini]

Oh look, Barbie has Barbie friends!

Those are wax figures.
Those are wax figures.
Those have to be wax figures.

 

[Fritz]

I love the way they're doing the classic girl thing of using a repulsor in the middle to accentuate the left and rights non-ugly looks.

Noticed that too, she is just such a class act!

 

[tino]

Scary.

How do you not accidentally break her during sex. Does she have vagina?

 

[glaurung]

Does she have vagina?

Yes, but she keeps it in a drawer next to the bed.

 

[noah111]

going by her pictures she's definitely had more than one operation. tits, nose and chin are most obvious.

Well, she says the only thing she's done is her chest.

Those are wax figures.
Those are wax figures.
Those have to be wax figures.

Oh no, she be moving and shit;

 

[Zeppu]

Quick!! Someone shop her into that pic with all the real dolls at a meeting or whatever.

 

[fanboi]

Well, she says the only thing she's done is her chest.


Oh no, she be moving and shit;

Hmmm

 

[jimi_dini]

Oh no, she be moving and shit;

Perfect

Spoiler

for a horror movie

 

[Zeppu]

Perfect

Spoiler

for a horror movie

Or Cocoon.

 

[GungHo]

I love the way they're doing the classic girl thing of using a repulsor in the middle to accentuate the left and rights non-ugly looks.

The repulsor in the middle is the one I would, though.

 

[Venfayth]

I posted it in the other thread these pics were posted in, but I just find it really interesting. I think the reason this woman is so creepy is because of the "uncanny valley" effect.

 

[John Dunbar]

she's not just a pretty face:

Valeria basically brings forth the message that it's easier for people to agree with the negative gossip rather than present their own unique opinions. She also mentions that she has been an opera singer, composer, and leader of seminars and workshops on astral travel.

 

[coldfoot]

You just killed Smoky.

 

[Venfayth]

she's not just a pretty face:

So... what you're saying is...

 

[BigDug13]

Gross.

Did a new DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball come out? That's seriously what this pic reminds me of.

 

[marrec]

I bet she just lays there with a scowl on her face when she gets fucked
dry as a bone
telling you to hurry up
FREAKS OUT if cum gets on her
will not go down on you ever

Dude what the fuck?

This thread...

 

[MilesWebber]

Where's the one in the wheelchair. This isn't a complete set until we get her and kid sister Skipper.


Anyway i figured out it was the contact lenses that make this all so creepy. They have a thick black outline around the colored part of the eye...and it looks like the whites are either bleached or the lenses are full cover.

Make that uncanny valley stand out!

 

[Dead Man]

Well, she says the only thing she's done is her chest.


Oh no, she be moving and shit;

The one in the middle is her mum? Creepier. They could still be animatronics, too.

 

[BigDug13]

Where's the one in the wheelchair. This isn't a complete set until we get her and kid sister Skipper.


Anyway i figured out it was the contact lenses that make this all so creepy. They have a thick black outline around the colored part of the eye...and it looks like the whites are either bleached or the lenses are full cover.

Make that uncanny valley stand out!

Her eyes are a bit big for her head, then wearing certain contacts and eye makeup to accentuate that fact, while wearing makeup that minimizes other facial features like her lips and nose really makes the cartoon/doll look come alive. Her long shapeless legs and augmented breasts with tiny waist complete the barbie look to the T.

I can't really hate on her. She found something she was "gifted" with I guess and is using it to her advantage.

She's definitely hot in her low/no makeup pics.

 

[Htown]

Well, she says the only thing she's done is her chest.


Oh no, she be moving and shit;

only one of them looks like an actual human being

 

[MilesWebber]

Her eyes are a bit big for her head, then wearing certain contacts and eye makeup to accentuate that fact, while wearing makeup that minimizes other facial features like her lips and nose really makes the cartoon/doll look come alive. Her long shapeless legs and augmented breasts with tiny waist complete the barbie look to the T.

I can't really hate on her. She found something she was "gifted" with I guess and is using it to her advantage.

She's definitely hot in her low/no makeup pics.

Oh I'm not hating. Bitch is on point. But it's wonderfully creepy.

 

[Sealda]

How could i guess she was russian?

 

[TheMan]

Dude what the fuck?

This thread...

she said she hates sex...

 

[marrec]

she said she hates sex...

So you come up with this elaborate fantasy? Struck me as odd at just how crazy you went with it.

 

[depths20XX]

So you come up with this elaborate fantasy? Struck me as odd at just how crazy you went with it.

Really? I don't think he went that crazy with it. It's probably pretty accurate.

What's up with the stuff on her forehead always?

 

[TheMan]

So you come up with this elaborate fantasy? Struck me as odd at just how crazy you went with it.

that wasn't an "elaborate fantasy."

simmer down now, son.

 

[Frankfurt]

Her face without make-up is nice. But that body is scary.

 

[Red Liquorice]

I always imagine these kind of people being drugged and pimped out to the mega-rich for depraved sex parties a la Eyes Wide Shut.

 

[Fritz]

that wasn't an "elaborate fantasy."

simmer down now, son.

You expressed my thoughts exactly. I applaud you for that!

 

[marrec]

Really? I don't think he went that crazy with it. It's probably pretty accurate.

What's up with the stuff on her forehead always?

that wasn't an "elaborate fantasy."

simmer down now, son.

Don't let me destroy your fantasies fellows, if it makes you feel better she'd probably hate sex with you specifically no matter her opinion on sex with anyone else.

 

[depths20XX]

Don't let me destroy your fantasies fellows, if it makes you feel better she'd probably hate sex with you specifically no matter her opinion on sex with anyone else.

Haha, ok?

 

[G-Fex]

thats fucking scary

Scarily HOT!

Those women, they're my dream women.

It's almost like this come to life!

 

[Venfayth]

It seemed to me like he was coming up with a scenario to make fun of her calling sex "something for animals" or whatever, more than some kind of fantasy of his.

 

[Red Liquorice]

Scarily HOT!

Those women, they're my dream women.

Obvious avatar quote beg.

 

[noah111]

So you come up with this elaborate fantasy? Struck me as odd at just how crazy you went with it.

 

[marrec]

It seemed to me like he was coming up with a scenario to make fun of her calling sex "something for animals" or whatever, more than some kind of fantasy of his.

Whatever excuse he can cling too. The vulgar response to her not liking sex drips with bitterness.

I'd forgotten for a moment that there are plenty of man-children on NeoGAF that won't tolerate a woman not liking sex.