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I can't decide whether Serena Williams is hot

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I think it's one of those cases where you have to stand really close to her to properly see if you'd smang or not.
 
Hot, definitely hot.
The only thing for me is I'm not sure if I would be manly enough to service her in the ways that she deserves.

Look at that thick ass and thighs, goddamn!!!!
A behind like that needs to take a pumping from a big thick dude. A guy that can really make the most of it.

I'm 6" and about 180 lb, I think you'd need to be at least my height at a minimum but probably a good 20lb heavier than me to give that ass the honour it deserves. I fear I may be inadequate.
 
A very Amazonian kind of sexy.
Exactly this.

Not my type but I can appreciate the appeal.

Angelina Jolie, although considerably more attractive is another of similar appeal IMO; statuesque, broad shoulders, strongly defined features, I can absolutely see the inherent beauty, it's just not my thing.
 
Fixed that to be a more accurate generalization (lulz).

Umm... wouldn't the fact that both are true be a pretty clear indication neither are a very good generalization. I mean you look at any of the random "thread that descended into a hot chick thread" and asians aren't exactly lining the pages. If anything, thin, white, women are the most represented by a wide margin.
 
Hot, definitely hot.
The only thing for me is I'm not sure if I would be manly enough to service her in the ways that she deserves.

Look at that thick ass and thighs, goddamn!!!!
A behind like that needs to take a pumping from a big thick dude. A guy that can really make the most of it.

I'm 6" and about 180 lb, I think you'd need to be at least my height at a minimum but probably a good 20lb heavier than me to give that ass the honour it deserves. I fear I may be inadequate.
WTF? Why don't you have a status on NeoGAF?
 
I'm not attracted to her because she reminds me of my aunt.

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I suspect there will be a lot of wrong opinions, this being the internet at all, the truth is obvious though really
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fucking, god tier

You are not hot if it takes you 100k+ a year to look presentable.

Take the air brushed makeup mask off her and she is ugly. She is also apparently a massive bitch.
 
This is clearly a thread that separates the men:


From the little boys.

Serena Williams is an Absolute Amazonian Goddess, and you will deal.


Gotta respect the fact that she put her body through the type of training some punk-ass men find abhorrent for women just to be top at her sport. Which is why she knocks all those twiggy women back and forth across the court (except Samantha Stosur).

Funny thing is, the Williams Sisters lived in my old neighborhood. I've actually met them. Not only is Serena a complete sweetheart in person, she's actually REALLY girly. A lot of people don't expect that.
 
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