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I drank a glass full of ants

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Two weeks down the road, when you wake up and your bed is covered with ants and your ass is really sore...you'll know why.
 
Maybe it'll be like this movie I saw (the name escapes me) where a dude put a curse on someone and then a few days later, a bunch of damn spider crawled out of his face.
You shouldn't ingest bugs.
 
Nah, they wont come out your rear end, the queen will just lay her eggs in your intestine and then when they hatch you'll have excruciating pain as they tear bits of your innards out for food. They're ants so they eat small so you'll be in pain for a good two weeks until they find their way to make it out through your skin. But of course you might be dead from internal bleeding by then. But , good luck with that. Nice knowing you!
 
Dude it's not an issue. I think the average human accidently ingests like 2lbs. of insects a year. I know I've ingested a few flies while I was running with my mouth open.

Oh and if I catch a mosquito biting me, I eat it to show the other mosquitoes I mean business.
 
tedtropy said:
Two weeks down the road, when you wake up and your bed is covered with ants and your ass is really sore...you'll know why.
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WalkMan said:
Dude it's not an issue. I think the average human accidently ingests like 2lbs. of insects a year. I know I've ingested a few flies while I was running with my mouth open.

Oh and if I catch a mosquito biting me, I eat it to show the other mosquitoes I mean business.
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I think there is a proven fact that you injest 10-20 spiders in your lifetime while sleeping.
 
Benadryl Hitman said:
I think there is a proven fact that you injest 10-20 spiders in your lifetime while sleeping.
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Not to mention that I always ****en wake up with spider bites on my thighs and ass....



WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
"Dude, the water from the tap tastes weirder... from day to day"
"True, let's check the water tank upstairs"
...
"It's... full of bird corpses. ****."

True story.
 
whatda ****, same thing happened to me
i microwaved a frozen burrito, and i lift up the burrito, and there were ****ing 2 ants on the plate! what in the shitcabbob? it looked like they were on speed or something, so i took em out of their misery. i microwaved ants!
 
Ew.
Ants
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they have formic acid in them.

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it will probably burn holes through your stomach.

It was nice reading your posts.
 
A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
One day, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.

I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.

I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the Emergency room right away.
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*rimshot
 
good recipe

Ant Brood Tacos

2 tablespoons butter or peanut oil?
1/2 pound ant larvae and pupae
3 serrano chilies, raw, finely chopped
1 tomato, finely chopped
Pepper and Cumin, to taste
Oregano, to taste
1 handful cilantro, chopped
Taco shells, to serve

Heat the butter or oil in a frying pan and fry the larvae or pupae. Add the chopped onions, chilies, and tomato, and season with salt. Sprinkle with ground pepper, cumin, and oregano, to taste. Serve in tacos and garnish with cilantro.

(found it in 'Creepy Crawly Cuisine', an excellent recipe book.)
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World Eats

Ants
(Belize)
In a village near Orange Walk after a good tamales lunch, my cousins would go and dig the ants nest from behind the farm taking out all the ant eggs. They would then eat the eggs and sigh with satisfaction. Tastes quite like citrus juice mixed with some strong gin. Also known as "ghetto caviar".;)


Ants
(Australia)
(Australia, Northern Territory.) In the North of Australia a favorite type of bush-tucker is the abdomen of small 'green ants'. The ants themselves have brown bodies and legs, but a large green abdomen which curiously shares a similar flavor to lemon sherbet. To eat them you pick them up by their head and squash it (so they won't bite you) then bite off the abdomen and enjoy the taste sensation. Beautiful!

Roasted Ants
(Colombia)
The ants are very large. These are fried or roasted. These are often served in paper cones at movies. They have a smoky taste, a bit like very good jerky. Nice and crunchy.
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fmcato said:
"Dude, the water from the tap tastes weirder... from day to day"
"True, let's check the water tank upstairs"
...
"It's... full of bird corpses. ****."

True story.
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I didn't get grossed out till I read this! *cries*
 
ronito said:
Nah, they wont come out your rear end, the queen will just lay her eggs in your intestine and then when they hatch you'll have excruciating pain as they tear bits of your innards out for food. They're ants so they eat small so you'll be in pain for a good two weeks until they find their way to make it out through your skin. But of course you might be dead from internal bleeding by then. But , good luck with that. Nice knowing you!
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aww, my stomach hurts now though i didn't eat ants :<
 
BudokaiMR2 said:
Maybe you will get some badass superhuman powers. I mean it worked for Spiderman right?
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:lol

He will get ant attributes. A queen ant will take control over Himuro and force him to build the queen a sand castle.
 
This reminds me of that one episode of Aqua Teen where Shake tries to gain super powers by throwing some worms into toxic waste.

Don't worry, Himuro. If you ever visit a place like Guyana you're bound to drink plenty of ant water, and it won't harm you. Unless they're poisonous, I guess...
 
Himmy, take it from me, your stomach acid is going to own the shit out of those ants if the peristalsis in your throat didn't already tear them into pieces.

On top of that, if by some miracle they make it to your intestines, your shit will probably gas them/poison them and you'll be shitting out DEAD ants embedded in your LOGS.

It's all good.

Unless...well, pray to god your insides didn't move all the water along with the ants into your kidneys, then you'll be peeing out ants. That sucks dude.
 
High in protein. I had a friend that tried termites. Said they tasted like carrots :lol
 
Private Hoffman said:
Unfortunately, there are things worse than that that actually happen, such as a large amount of indirect contacts with other people's penisses and inhaling other people's farts. I'd rather digest a few spiders, thank you.
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sure. IN YOUR paranoid-filled WORLD. :lol
 
Private Hoffman said:
I live in a world where every man and woman furiously masturbates and unleash daily farts due to their digestive systems. AAAAHHHHHHHH.
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how about this food for thought:

don't think about it.

and just don't lick your hands after shaking hands with someone, cause then you'll indirectly be giving them a blowjob.
 
Private Hoffman said:
Unfortunately, there are things worse than that that actually happen, such as a large amount of indirect contacts with other people's penisses and inhaling other people's farts. I'd rather digest a few spiders, thank you.
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That's true, but you forgot to mention the ass penny epidemic.

Long story short, don't accept pennies under any circumstance.
 
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