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I eat my hamburgers with a knife and fork now
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Andrew Korenchkin
Member
I always take apart my sandwiches. I hate sandwiches.
I also eat my cereal dry.
I also eat my cereal dry.
Lightning Count
Member
Of all the things to get angry at someone about, how they eat hamburgers.
GAF needs to lighten up.
GAF needs to lighten up.
Dear fucking god, what savages! Is this what humanity has become?
LyleLanley
Banned
Honestly, anyone who uses a fork and knife to eat a hamburger is literally worse than Hitler.
You and me both. Fuck grease.
I also eat them off a plate at the dinner table instead of on the couch with my feet on the table, watching TV.
What if the filling spills on my suit that I bought for my first job interview in my life? Huh? Ever thought about that?
It's kinda hard to get Mexican food in Germany so I've never eaten a taco or a burrito.
styl3s
Member
When i was in New York 2 years ago i had pizza on 3 different occasions and on all 3 i ate it with a fork and knife.
Know how many people cared? none.
Fork and knife it is. I avoid touching food directly whenever possible. It's just easier and cleaner for me.
One of my go-to snacks is to just crush some tortilla chips in a bowl and add cheese and a diced hard-boiled egg. Heat up to melt the cheese, then add salsa, diced avocado, and sour cream. Mix up with a spoon and eat out of the bowl. Delicious!
One of my go-to snacks is to just crush some tortilla chips in a bowl and add cheese and a diced hard-boiled egg. Heat up to melt the cheese, then add salsa, diced avocado, and sour cream. Mix up with a spoon and eat out of the bowl. Delicious!
This certainly is a problem at some places, but I still could never get myself to dissect a burger. It ruins the entire meal.
I eat pretty much anything with a knife and fork when possible. A habit from wearing hearing aids. I want to be able to touch them (adjust them, put a new battery in if I'm out with someone since I'm essentially deaf if my battery goes - and it isn't something I predict and I refuse to waste a battery just to put a new one in on the chance it may die that day) so I really want to avoid getting my hands and thus my hearing aids dirty. They are far too expensive to risk. I suppose I could always use the restroom to wash my hands, but there is no guarantee that there is one nearby and I don't really want to leave my food (to get cold or whatever) just to wash my hands.
Jack The Nipper
Banned
I do sometimes since it falls apart often, but just a That way all the ingredients don't get on my hands when playing a game or something.
Do it with pizza sometimes too when I'm using dressing or something. A lot easier to slide dip with a fork
and smalet boye
I never thought about it,, but logically makes since to do that to roll the bite around on the fork in dressing of ketchup to get the sauce on a greater percentage of the food. Just can't do that with a pizza slice or burger on a plate.
I also mix jelly into my sausage and heavy. Cut the biscuit and sausage into small bite, mix the jelly in the gravy with everything together til it's very purple. So good...
Why y'all need a knife for pizza? Fork sideways a decent the wiggle cut works wonderfully
Do it with pizza sometimes too when I'm using dressing or something. A lot easier to slide dip with a fork
and smalet boye
I never thought about it,, but logically makes since to do that to roll the bite around on the fork in dressing of ketchup to get the sauce on a greater percentage of the food. Just can't do that with a pizza slice or burger on a plate.
I also mix jelly into my sausage and heavy. Cut the biscuit and sausage into small bite, mix the jelly in the gravy with everything together til it's very purple. So good...
Why y'all need a knife for pizza? Fork sideways a decent the wiggle cut works wonderfully
spazchicken
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I doubt anyone is really upset, just disappointed.
Hold it over the plate as you bite.
Also, you're missing out, big time.
Also, you're missing out, big time.
LyleLanley
Banned
Oh they cared, they just didn't want to be seen talking to the animal eating his pizza with a fork and knife.
Saying he is worse than Hitler is harsh.
At least as bad is probably closer to the truth though...
QuantumZebra
Member
What the fuck am I reading
chrisPjelly
Member
I bet OP wipes his butt with a knife and fork
Subpar Scrub
Banned
I know people who eat pizza with a knife and fork too.
They aren't cool.
They aren't cool.
Jack The Nipper
Banned
If you see it enough you pick up on it too.
I don't always use a fork, more often not. Just depends on the time, extras such as mayo, ketchup etc
If I use a plate at home probably will go for.
Never did it for Wendy's chicken sandwich, but do dip in ketchup.
I don't always use a fork, more often not. Just depends on the time, extras such as mayo, ketchup etc
If I use a plate at home probably will go for.
Never did it for Wendy's chicken sandwich, but do dip in ketchup.
Lightning Count
Member
Time to reveal the truth we all like to ignore, there is always someone who thinks you're uncool.
This applies to everyone without exception.
LyleLanley
Banned
This does not apply to me.
Lightning Count
Member
Ignorance is bliss.
RustyNails
Member
How else is one supposed to eat this?
Lightning Count
Member
How else is one supposed to eat this?
That's not a burger, that's a heart attack in a bun.
RecRoulette
Member
Don't order dumb burgers like that?So how would you get this in your mouth?
LyleLanley
Banned
Yes, what's your point?
Kitsunebaby
Member
The entire point of a burger is biting through layers of different flavors and textures. Eating it with a fork and knife ruins that. I really don't understand the size argument either. My mouth isn't particularly big, but
I stack my burgers taller than the vast majority of people and I still don't have any issues biting through them. You just have to attack it from the right angle.
I stack my burgers taller than the vast majority of people and I still don't have any issues biting through them. You just have to attack it from the right angle.
DCX
DCX
Challenge acceptedDepending on the restaurant, sometimes you have to.
Some restaurants stack their burgers so high - and that, in combination with the type of bun they use, makes it nearly impossible to eat with your hands unless you want to make a mess.
For example:
Lightning Count
Member
That it does apply to you and you refuse to acknowledge it.
foxuzamaki
Doesn't read OPs, especially not his own
I could really go for a burger right now
Skellig Gra
Member
lol great thread, I really needed this today. Thanks GAF.
NoblesseOblige
Banned
Next you're going to tell us you eat pizza with utensils.
orthodoxy1095
Banned
Sometimes I actually do this, but only because I dont want to eat the top of the bun...
exmachina64
Banned
Is that why two of the people in the photo look like they're wearing hospital gowns?
LyleLanley
Banned
Yet you refuse to acknowledge that it doesn't.
blue_phazon
Member
Depending on the restaurant, sometimes you have to.
Some restaurants stack their burgers so high - and that, in combination with the type of bun they use, makes it nearly impossible to eat with your hands unless you want to make a mess.
For example:
I don't get this. It's not even high.
The greens are propping the bun up, so all you have to do is press it a bit and you can easily eat it.
What bar and brewery do you go to that allows you to make your own burgers? No offense but using a fork and knife with a burger is not my thing. It takes too long for the meat to hit my tongue and that is the reason I don't use a fork/knife. Call me lazy fuck all you want. Hit me now not later but right now with the flavor morsels. It's just something so beautifully savage about one handing a burger after being hungry. It's like waking up and one handing the like button on IG and watching a youtube video with multitasking efficiency after waking up.
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