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I emailed cops about my girlfriend

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thetrin said:
Naturally. The girl I was with (I won`t call her an ex because we didn`t formally "date") had a crazy drug filled teenhood. I blame that for her ridiculous mood swings.

I don`t know where I`m going with this. My story is stupid, and Mike`s is creepy and disturbing.
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That's not a stupid story. I know the type. :)
 
Chemo said:
That's not a stupid story. I know the type. :)
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I just realized I told the story to validate Mike`s actions, even though I found them highly inappropriate and questionable...
 
"The first time I did not see her for more than a week, I felt so bad and decided to go see her at the appartment. Again, I cried as soon as I entered the place"

Whatever you had left with her was deaded here :lol
 
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The only good thing to come of this thread.


Mike if you're reading this, DON'T GO TO HER HOUSE.

I'm so sorry for suggesting that. =(

It really sounds like your kinda nuts, get some help dude.
 
thetrin said:
Until last Feb, I was dating a girl who was pretty crazy in the head. She would make this sad face whenever we were intimate, and I would be like "What`s wrong?" and she would say "we shouldn`t do this..." to which I would reply "okay" and immediately stopped. Then she`d look at me like I`m crazy and say "Uh...I wasn`t expecting you to actually stop...can we keep going?"

Some girls have strange reactions to things.
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Dude, that's when you reply, "Oh?" make a sly face and continuem aking her toes curl. A few minutes later, ask her "Should we stop now?" in sexfully tone!
 
dskillzhtown said:
No offense, but this sounds like what goes on in a stalker's mind. Something must have happened between you two to have her completely erase you from her life. Maybe her and her parents moved and she wants to start anew. Either way, she doesn't want anything to do with you and even though it would be nice to have closure, it probably will be better to just let her go.
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This is my guess as well. Also, if anything, the OP gave them evidence that could be viewed as stalker behavior. Nice move.

DarienA said:
Dear OP,

Hi I'm reality, and I feel the need to point out a few facts here. CRUCIAL facts....

#1. You are not her boyfriend.
#2. You never WHERE her boyfriend.

Come visit me sometime.

Signed,

Reality
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:lol
 
Can I get a quick summary? I read through everything and I still don't get what's going on!

Mike had a girlfriend.

She stopped speaking to him, cut off all ties.

Mike is trying to see if she's okay--- Cannot do so.
 
Fatalah said:
Can I get a quick summary? I read through everything and I still don't get what's going on!

Mike had a girlfriend.

She stopped speaking to him, cut off all ties.

Mike is trying to see if she's okay--- Cannot do so.
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Summary:

SNAFU
 
Fatalah said:
Can I get a quick summary? I read through everything and I still don't get what's going on!

Mike had a girlfriend.

She stopped speaking to him, cut off all ties.

Mike is trying to see if she's okay--- Cannot do so.
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Summary:

SNAFU

Other possible summary:

FUBAR
 
vas_a_morir said:
It got creepier as it went along... I don't think there is a girl, or I hope there isn't. ****ing Canadians.
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Oh-ho-ho-hoooonooooo you don't. Canada refuses to take responsibility for the actions of Quebec. That's actual official government policy.
 
Fatalah said:
Can I get a quick summary? I read through everything and I still don't get what's going on!

Mike had a girlfriend.

She stopped speaking to him, cut off all ties.

Mike is trying to see if she's okay--- Cannot do so.
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Yeah except its more like:

Mike had a girlfriend in his mind.

She's hiding from him, cut off all ties.

Mike is trying to find her to eat her skin - Cannot do so.
 
This thread is like an Oreo cookie to me. I read the first page, then I read the last page, and now I have the creamy middle left that will tell me what the **** is going on.
 
Segata Sanshiro said:
Oh-ho-ho-hoooonooooo you don't. Canada refuses to take responsibility for the actions of Quebec. That's actual official government policy.
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Yeah, they're special needs. We don't even allow them to enter our contests.
 
Segata Sanshiro said:
Oh-ho-ho-hoooonooooo you don't. Canada refuses to take responsibility for the actions of Quebec. That's actual official government policy.
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Oh, like America and Alabama? Okay... I apologize.
 
MaestroRyan said:
guys i have this problem

i met this girl and she got drunk, then i date raped her (i think she wanted it, so i guess that makes her my girlfriend?) she freaked out and stopped returning my calls. after a week of no returned calls i finally found her and followed her home. so she's obviously home so i knock on the door and she doesn't come answer it (wtf?), so i went inside and now i'm camped out on her couch.

is something wrong
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You should call the police to make sure she's okay
 
MaestroRyan said:
guys i have this problem

i met this girl and she got drunk, then i date raped her (i think she wanted it, so i guess that makes her my girlfriend?) she freaked out and stopped returning my calls. after a week of no returned calls i finally found her and followed her home. so she's obviously home so i knock on the door and she doesn't come answer it (wtf?), so i went inside and now i'm camped out on her couch.

is something wrong
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Well we can't say he raped her like were 100% sure or anything. It does sound weird but I remember someone else posted a similar thread about how heir girlfriend would always start kicking and trying to push away when trying to...uh...release.(Sorry).

Anyway...yeah. I sincerely hope that both he and this girl are fine and nothing weird is going on.
 
MaestroRyan said:
you didn't read my post at all did you i was asking a serious question


should i call the cops or just walk up to her room
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I'm talking about the OP.
As for you? Go walk by her room and see if she's still screaming:lol Ask her if she's okay and if you can get her anything.
 
look guys ive seen alot of japanese porn in my life, and I can guarantee you that if a girl says "iya" or in your language "noo" it doesnt mean stop. it means keep going baby, im gonna play resistance to burn the fire within my loins
 
MaestroRyan said:
watching a lot of porn doesn't make you an expert on sex. in a porn if they say "stop", well, it's a ****ing movie. regardless of if your post was a joke, you're dumb.
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I can assure you that I am not dumb
 
lol, between this and the ban, Mike went in a few hours from being a regular, established poster here, to having his future on GAF completely an utterly permanently obliterated :lol
 
The OP kept saying the girl had low self esteem, but I think the OP has just as many problems in that department.


However, some of that that stuff can't be explained by low self esteem...
It's kind of scary how he has no idea he is acting totally creepy, and obsessive.
 
Yixian said:
lol, between this and the ban, Mike went in a few hours from being a regular, established poster here, to having his future on GAF completely an utterly permanently obliterated :lol
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Such a shame, now he has no future on Gaf. I wonder what his life...oh wait.

I'm of course being humorous.
 
Yixian said:
lol, between this and the ban, Mike went in a few hours from being a regular, established poster here, to having his future on GAF completely an utterly permanently obliterated :lol
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He was always a creepy guy, didn't you hear about the time he was having problems with his 16 year old high school girlfriend...when he was 20?
 
ConfusingJazz said:
He was always a creepy guy, didn't you hear about the time he was having problems with his 16 year old high school girlfriend...when he was 20?
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He had a history of this? :S

Uh oh... I'm actually a little concerned now.

Can someone summarise the dude?
 
epik said:
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You know ... I was really starting to get sick of the overuse this gif has seen of late.




That said, holy shit ... it works on SO many levels here >_<




Dear god ... help us all.
 
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