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I feel we need an alternative to 'green rats' for playstation (not pony)

Choose a Sony spirit animal

  • Snake

    Votes: 34 29.8%

  • Pony

    Votes: 59 51.8%

  • Monkey

    Votes: 10 8.8%

  • Worm

    Votes: 10 8.8%

  • Weasel

    Votes: 9 7.9%

  • Toad

    Votes: 2 1.8%
  • Total voters
    114
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VolticArchangel

Member
Why fix something that ain't broken? Ponies has been used for quite sometime and rats is the new thing, and it fits both the demographic perfectly about their ardent infatuation for plastic boxes disguised as brands.

cormack12 said:
This is why we don't want pony
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You don't get to choose what you're insulted with lol. This is exactly why "ponies" work. Lmfaooooo
 
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nial

nial

Gold Member
I know people like 'Sony pony', but IMO, 'green rat' fits so well because PlayStation's mascot is literally a cat.
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DeepSpace5D

DeepSpace5D

Member
Trying to think of the most accurate description for PlayStation users 🤔

Maybe the Sony Superheroes? The blue ballers?
 
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DeepEnigma

DeepEnigma

Gold Member
Crayon said:
I always liked sony ponies and xbots. Green rats, idk where that one came from but in the context it's been used here I always found it funny anyhow.
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It came from one of the most epic farewell threads by kretos kretos

www.neogaf.com

Drama - Cringe - It's funny when people are getting banned for console warring while some of the mods are console warriors

First of all to any mod reading this, if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread, even at era they don't delete anything unlike the green trash you have here that delete a lot of posts and threads, covering their tracks or what do you have to hide? Now to the malignant cunt...
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com
 
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consoul

consoul

Member
If it had to be an animal, I'd say Blue Jays, but I think the easiest thing to call them is
Blue crew.

or
Blue ballers
Blues Bros.
Blue-taragi
 
Crayon

Crayon

Member
DeepEnigma said:
It came from one of the most epic farewell threads by kretos kretos

www.neogaf.com

Drama - Cringe - It's funny when people are getting banned for console warring while some of the mods are console warriors

First of all to any mod reading this, if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread, even at era they don't delete anything unlike the green trash you have here that delete a lot of posts and threads, covering their tracks or what do you have to hide? Now to the malignant cunt...
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com
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Holy shit that is beautiful.
 
M

Murdoch

Member
Surely it's worm?

They crawl out from under damp mildew sodden environments wherever and whenever Xbox news is posted online to share their 'thoughts' with the gaming world.
 
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GymWolf

GymWolf

Member
Didn't we used blue cockroaches in the near past? They are everywhere and hard to kill.

Ponies is way too flattering.
 
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Toots

Toots

Gold Member
In France we call them "Mougeon" which is a contraction of "mouton" (sheep) and pigeon (speaks for itself).
Apart from the litteral meaning, pigeon is what we call really gullible people, the type to fall for any scam.

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50% pigeon, 50% sheep, 100% French :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
midnightAI

midnightAI

Member
Well with the amount of people whining about lack of PS5 first party exclusives, maybe ... Blue Balls?

(And no, I am not generating an AI image for that)

Edit: oh, I see someone already did it in the post below
 
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Hudo

Hudo

Member
Toots said:
In France we call them "Mougeon" which is a contraction of "mouton" (sheep) and pigeon (speaks for itself).
Apart from the litteral meaning, pigeon is what we call really gullible people, the type to fall for any scam.

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50% pigeon, 50% sheep, 100% French :messenger_tears_of_joy:
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This is funny as hell. I'm voting for this.
 
BigLee74

BigLee74

Member
Look you bunch of Sony fuckers, you don’t get to pick what you get called. Do you think the Green Rats wanted to be called the Green Rats?

“Oooh, we want to be Sony Ponies. Oooh, it rolls off the tongue. Oooh, so cute”.

Green rats unite and give these guys the moniker they deserve.

My suggestion of Sony Gnats Cocks still stands, but I appreciate that’s not so much an animal as it is animal genitalia (and which it probably doesn’t even have to be fair).

With that in mind, Sony Weasel is good and properly encapsulates 99% of the base. Sony Blobfish is also apt, but hard to pluralise into something catchy (Sony Blobbers maybe? Slobbers for short?).
 
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Loope

Member
Vick said:
This is actually a pretty accurate depiction of some PS boys I've met.

I mean:




Every single fanbase is toxic as fuck. Finding one worse than the others is usually nothing more than our own personal bias filtering.




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My god, the last pictures. WTF
 
showernota

showernota

Member
Way back when, the gamespot system wars forums called Xbox, Sony, and Nintendo fanboys lemmings, cows, and sheep, respectively.
 
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