all super hero costumes look stupid as hell. so they take liberties.
I was about to start a semi-serious reply to this until I noticed anti-monitor was the poster.The bulge is perfectly right.
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Lets have a battle of the bulge thread
I never understood why Superman is muscular. If he's so strong that he can pick up a train with his bare hands, what possibly gives his muscles enough resistance to make him ripped? If you lived in a world made of feathers and balloons, would YOU be ripped?
Nicolas Cage?The SUN!
This is what Superman would look like if he was deprived of Yellow Sun Radiation and didnt work out bench pressing Tractors:
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I never understood why Superman is muscular. If he's so strong that he can pick up a train with his bare hands, what possibly gives his muscles enough resistance to make him ripped? If you lived in a world made of feathers and balloons, would YOU be ripped?
if anything he should be clinically obese because he would have a very slow metabolism and not be able to burn the calories off.
Unless they're female. Then they're busty.You don't know how Kryptonian physiology works! Being super ripped is just their natural state.
Exactly. How else are we supposed to look up to them?You don't know how Kryptonian physiology works! Being super ripped is just their natural state.
I know it's not intentional but those pics almost seem like viral marketing. Like literally what pics would look like if someone caught glimpse of Superman in real life. :lolThese are blurry pics but Cavillman looks pretty cool.
Super BustyThen they're busty.
Unless they're female. Then they're busty.
Unless they're female. Then they're busty.
too armoredI think you want batman the musical
Super Busty
Works pretty good imo.
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Superman's boots are a bit much.
The SUN!
This is what Superman would look like if he was deprived of Yellow Sun Radiation and didnt work out bench pressing Tractors:
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took it as Hal is too busy in outer space to know Bruce Wayne.That dialogue is weird. I guess they're trying to establish that GL is unaware of Bruce's fame/wealth (if he is still a billionaire in new 52), but in isolation it's an odd response. "Hi, I'm John Smith!" "Who the hell is John Smith?!?!" "...I just told you, it's me"
That dialogue is weird. I guess they're trying to establish that GL is unaware of Bruce's fame/wealth (if he is still a billionaire in new 52), but in isolation it's an odd response. "Hi, I'm John Smith!" "Who the hell is John Smith?!?!" "...I just told you, it's me"
This should be the new Superman suit
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thanks for the workout motivation, wheres this from?
Yeah, we need some context. If he said "I'm actually a wealthy industrialist...you've heard the name."
Panel change.
"My name's Bruce Wayne."
That would fit the flow.
That was in the 50s man, society has come a long way since!The problem with removing the 'outside underpants' is that when you do, all you see is bulge. Which was the entire purpose the strongman shorts had in the first place - to cover that shit up.
Ignore the first row? No way, the first one is the best! That's classic Bats. They get progressively worse from there.
That was in the 50s man, society has come a long way since!
thanks for the workout motivation, wheres this from?
least it has good art work.It's Geoff Johns's terrible Justice League comic, stop trying to make sense of it. You won't succeed.
The problem with removing the 'outside underpants' is that when you do, all you see is bulge. Which was the entire purpose the strongman shorts had in the first place - to cover that shit up.
This should be the new Superman suit
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Eggs and steak all day every day.How do I get that big?
I workout but I'm just so fucking skinny.
It seems practically impossible to obtain a physique like that.
How do I get that big?
I workout but I'm just so fucking skinny.
It seems practically impossible to obtain a physique like that.
So new Justice League isn't good? Bummer.
Is any of the New 52 stuff worth looking at?
That's the primary conceit behind Batman's gear, of course. However, in terms of actual design, the armors look a bit goofball and possibly not what a real military designer would create. More like what a fan of sci-fi would design as "cool looking" space marine / super soldier armor.
A few things.So new Justice League isn't good? Bummer.
Is any of the New 52 stuff worth looking at?
So new Justice League isn't good? Bummer.
Is any of the New 52 stuff worth looking at?
Batman's phenomenal. Batman & Robin, Nightwing, Supergirl, Wonder Woman, and Flash are all pretty solid too.